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Chad
   
| | #1 posted July 3, 2009 at 3:39pm (EST) |
(I was requested to do another CYOA, doing a different approach with this one)
You wake up as the sun just starts to penetrate the shades. You look at the alarm clock, which is slightly fuzzy and realize it is only 5. You roll onto your back and hear a "mmmmh" next to you. You look over and realize there is a woman in bed with you. She's a bit of a mess right now, but appears to be reasonable attractive. You smile to yourself, giving yourself some minor kudos, though you can't remember her name or even what you did last night. You look around the room and it is completely foreign to you. On the wall you see a marvelous painting
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As you chuckle about it, you realize this is no painting a woman would own. You start panicking, assuming that you are making some man a cuckold who will soon barge in and kick your ass. After all, any man that owns a painting such as that is sure to be a major bad ass.
So you get up and walk through the door which seems strangely low. You normally have significant clearance under doorways but you nearly brushed your hear on the top of the door. As you walk into the bathroom you see an unfamiliar sight in the mirror. At first you think it is the incredible badass here to kick your ass but you quickly understand something out of this world has happened. You see a pair of glasses which you put on to get a better understanding of the surroundings. Since someone else is around, you don't want to start yelling and screaming, that could just make things worse. You start walking around and as you go upstairs you see a bowl with a wallet in it. You open said wallet and look at the id. You bring it to mirror and as you look at the license and your face you start shaking. Chad? I am Chad? I fudging hate that ass hole. Why me? What is going on here?
You start looking around some more and find a computer. You log onto gametz. You open up your messages and see one from Nick. You open it and see that it has a phone number in it. His phone number? God, you hope so. You know that Nick has a massive man crush on Chad. If anyone is an authoritative figure on Chad related knowledge, it is Nick. You call that number. You hear a groggy "Hello?"
"Umm, hey dude. Sorry, did I wake you? This is Chad."
"....."
"Chad from Gametz."
"Huh? Really!? DUDE! Chad, how's it going!!!!"
"Oh, pretty good. I was thinking you know, I don't have anything to do this weekend so maybe we could hang out."
"Oh my god, absolutely! You could come chill at my new place, you'd like it! We could talk about cars, watch movies, maybe wrassle a little bit, in a non-gay way of course."
"Haha, yeah, sounds good man. But first I need to know if you are a real friend. Over the years I have told a lot about myself and i need to know you were paying attention. If you can answer some questions about me, I'll hang out with you."
"Oh absolutely dude! Without a doubt!"
"Alright, first, where do I work?"
"You work at B&**(#& in Kent."
"That's right. What kind of car do I drive?"
"Your daily driver is a green 4runner, your project car is a 71 lemans!!!!"
"Yes, very good. If I was to tell you there is a woman in my bed right now, what would her name be?"
"Ummmm.... crap, I know you said this before.... sorry bro, I can't remember.... I know you said you have a new GF though"
"Hmmm, its ok, don't worry about it. Send me your address and what time is good for you on Saturday. I'll see you then."
"Oh, right on man!! Crap, this is going to be so awesome."
Click
Ok, you have some good information. Maybe not everything you need, but enough to get started.
What do you do now?
A) Get on gametz and ask for guidance
B) Try going to work
C) Try having sex with the unnamed woman in your bed
D) Do some self mutilation, assuming that eventually you will be out of this body and since you hate Chad, you want to hurt him. | Grimlock
  
| | #2 posted July 3, 2009 at 4:04pm (EST) |
D.
I love these things.
2008-2009 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS | Forgotten_Freshness
 
| | #3 posted July 3, 2009 at 4:11pm (EST) |
The obvious answer is C.
 | Scorch
(frozen)
| | #4 posted July 3, 2009 at 4:11pm (EST) |
A | BluePhoenix
| | #5 posted July 3, 2009 at 4:14pm (EST) |
C then A then B but don't ask for help just post about the girl, as for figuring her name out, just look for her ID or say you want to play a game with name anagrams.
Also are you sure this ins't a real scenario? | Electronic_Tough_Guy
 
| | #6 posted July 3, 2009 at 4:19pm (EST) |
E | Electronic_Tough_Guy
| | #7 posted July 3, 2009 at 4:19pm (EST) |
you know what option e is ice cream man
| Chad
| | #8 posted July 3, 2009 at 4:20pm (EST) |
try to get meth? | Joe
| | #9 posted July 3, 2009 at 4:43pm (EST) |
C | DummyP
 
| | #10 posted July 3, 2009 at 5:20pm (EST) |
All of the above, and I'd challenge Carrot Top to a duel TO THE DEATH!
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 | kess
| | #11 posted July 3, 2009 at 5:57pm (EST) |
C | CoachMcGuirk
 
| | #12 posted July 3, 2009 at 6:35pm (EST) |
C
Black Hole Brew pub is open for business! Drunken ramblings encouraged! | Chad
| | #13 posted July 3, 2009 at 6:39pm (EST) |
C
You walk back downstairs figuring you have a good opportunity to get some ass. You crawl back into bed and begin spooning with this unknown woman. You start rubbing the non-existent white woman ass and start grinding a little. You move your hand around and start up the shirt.
"Mmm, not now. You stink."
"Naw, I don't stink, you stink."
"Fudge you."
"Sounds good, lets do this."
"No."
"No means yes. You know you want some." as you start pulling down your boxer briefs as you begin standing to attention.
"I said no."
"Pfft, fudge this." you say as you get back out of bed. Geez, what kind of pussy is this Chad that he can't get some on his terms. He always tried to play off this persona of a cock slinging pussy slayer and that clearly isn't the truth. You shower and go to the closet to see what kind of clothes this cockless freak wears. You find a bunch of business professional type clothing, none of which are too stylish. You put on the outfit of a tool and grab your keys, wallet that is full of cash and cell phone.
You pull out and decide to go to McDonalds. As you order your mcgriddle sandwich for breakfast, you see the silhouette of a small man that over compensates by working out with a shock of bright red hair. "Richie?" you think to yourself. No, this man seems to have some sort of confidence, and there is no way Richie would be awake this early.
You sit down facing this man hard staring him. You don't know why but you are enraged by they very sight of this man.
"You got a problem?" he asks
"Hey, I got a joke for you. What do you call a worthless piece of crap with red hair?"
He sighs "What?"
"I'm asking for your name mother fudgeer."
"You can call me Carrot Top."
in a movie, this scene would be captured by having it suddenly zoom in on you, going either black and white or monochrome with a pause on your look of surprise mixed with hatred. Carrot Top. The very name sends shivers down your spine as you grit your teeth and clench your fists.
"I'm sorry, but for some reason I have to do something that is out of my norm."
"Don't worry about it, lots of people want to fight me" he says.
You both get up and walk out the McDonalds. You walk to an empty parking lot and as he turns around you hit him with a vicious right hook. He stumbles a bit and charges at you for a tackle. You sprawl out and deliver 3 consecutive elbows to the back of the head. As he is woozy, you get him in a clinch and send a flurry of knees to his face which knocks him down. You get in the mount position and lay down a series of blows which he tries to protect against. All the while, a wide smile creeps across your face. For a brief moment you are in ecstasy and he uses this to turn around and get you in the mount to which he delivers a series of elbows. But he is down too low so you grab his head and launch a vicious headbutt.
You are both a little woozy but now standing
"Fudge, most of my haters can't fight like this. Whats your name?"
"Why, you want to know what name to put on your tombstone as the man who killed you?" Fudge, that sounds like some cheesy crap out of the 80s.
"You know, there is another option we have here."
"I don't see what it is. I am compelled to kill you."
"We could smoke some meth together."
....
....
"Really? I didn't know something like that was an option."
"Just putting it out there."
"Hmmm...."
A) Continue fighting Carrot Top
B) Smoke meth with Carrot Top
C) Come to your senses and just walk away from this ordeal
D) Challenge him to a bad joke tell off | Millington
| | #14 posted July 3, 2009 at 6:45pm (EST) |
b | DummyP
| | #15 posted July 3, 2009 at 6:47pm (EST) |
I'd tell bad jokes while kicking his ass!
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| BJB
| | #16 posted July 3, 2009 at 6:59pm (EST) |
B but offer crack instead of meth. then wen u are at the highest of hiighs smash him over the head with ur crack pipe.
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 | Knight
| | #17 posted July 3, 2009 at 7:00pm (EST) |
B | kess
| | #18 posted July 3, 2009 at 7:01pm (EST) |
B | BluePhoenix
| | #19 posted July 3, 2009 at 7:17pm (EST) |
A | BTD
BTRs
| | #20 posted July 3, 2009 at 7:41pm (EST) |
B
Why not Check out the GTZ Official Junkyard Forum? Broken stuff for all! | Forgotten_Freshness
| #21 posted July 3, 2009 at 7:52pm (EST)
edited July 3, 2009 at 7:52pm (EST) |
A
EDIT: Changed my mind
| Chad
| | #22 posted July 3, 2009 at 8:16pm (EST) |
B
"You know what, sure. Lets smoke meth."
"Right on."
"This is the first time I have done this, you know."
As you both puff on teh piece, you head begins to spin as your heart races.
"Holy crap this is awesome!"
"Hey, thanks, I knew that my haters would eventually come around."
"What? No, not doing this with you, I still want you dead. I mean the drugs themselves."
As you smoke and walk around, you begin talking about the hit AMC show Breaking Bad. While being high and not in sound mind, you decide that you and Carrot Top should become Washington's biggest meth dealers. You go online and find the recipe to make meth and spend the rest of the morning driving around buy 2 boxes of sudaphed each at every store that carries it. You then collect all of the other supplies necessary and all the right cooking utensils and find an abandoned house in the bad part of town and start cooking. After the appropriate time to finish cooking a batch of meth, you have 1.5 pounds of product.
"Well, what do we do now? We have all this meth."
"We could either smoke it ourselves or sell it."
"We are supposed to become the biggest meth dealers in Washington. How can we do that if we smoke it ourselves? I mean how do we go about selling it."
"Oh crap, yeah, I got you. Well, there are a few options."
A) It is the 21st century. Lets sell it online.
B) Lets hang out around convenience stores and sell it on the street level
C) Try to find drug dealers to sell it to in bulk, leveraging on previously established distribution channels.
D) Kill Carrot Top so you have all the meth to yourself and use one of the aforementioned options to sell it. | BJB
| | #23 posted July 3, 2009 at 8:21pm (EST) |
D duh
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| Chad
| | #24 posted July 3, 2009 at 8:26pm (EST) |
when you choose d you have to choose another option as well. | Scorch
(frozen)
| | #25 posted July 3, 2009 at 8:33pm (EST) |
D > B | Chadical
 
| | #26 posted July 3, 2009 at 8:33pm (EST) |
D!!!
 | BJB
| | #27 posted July 3, 2009 at 8:36pm (EST) |
D ->B
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| Chadical
| | #28 posted July 3, 2009 at 8:39pm (EST) |
D and A
| Grimlock
| | #29 posted July 3, 2009 at 8:45pm (EST) |
D to B. Carrot Top is a pussy.
2008-2009 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS | RULost119
| | #30 posted July 3, 2009 at 8:54pm (EST) |
D -----> A... Sell it on GameTZ, where you can either get money or a used RRODed 360
 | kess
| | #31 posted July 3, 2009 at 9:03pm (EST) |
D then C | Forgotten_Freshness
| | #32 posted July 3, 2009 at 11:29pm (EST) |
D to B
| darkslime
| | #33 posted July 3, 2009 at 11:33pm (EST) |
D and A
 | King_link
| | #34 posted July 4, 2009 at 2:22am (EST) |
D then A, GTZ is the perfect place
"DONNY, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!"
| Chad
| | #35 posted July 4, 2009 at 3:53am (EST) |
tie, so goes with da
"Well" Carrot Top explains "The way I see it we have 3 options." he says as he lists them off.
"Hmm, thats all well and good. But I have one thing I have know"
"Whats that?"
"Well, lets say for an instance that I have a milkshake and you have a milkshake."
"Oh, I love milkshakes."
"Now lets say I drink all of mine and I happen to have a straw that reaches across the room and can go into your milkshake and then I kill you so I can have your milkshake."
As Carrot Top stutters and stammers trying to comprehend the situation you begin bludgeoning him with a bowling pin that is conveniently nearby. After killing him you dispose of the corpse by cutting it to pieces and flushing it down the toilet. On the last flush you say "See you in hell, you piece of crap." Fudge, another lame 80s type reference.
Now you have a pound and a half of meth and need a way to distribute it. You start brain storming as you drive home. First you think ebay would give you the best value, but no, that is highly monitored. Same with craigslist. Its kinda scraping the bottom of the barrel but you go with trusty gametz. Afterall, you're chad and everyone will just play it off as a joke.
"FS/FT 1.5 pounds of quality meth. Looking for cash (preferably concealed, but paypal will work) or any high value games. Post here if interested, send pm or email for confidentiality but that will raise the price."
Perfect.
The usual suspects respond, mostly joke posts. But then bob emails. As he suffers from severe retardation, you have difficulty understanding what he is saying, but it appears he is inviting you to a bbq, byom, which likely means bring your own meth.
Then you see Richie starting a new post in general begging for lots of paypal.
Finally you get a PM from Mackey telling you if you come to CR he could hook you up with some doges and help you sell that crap.
What do you do?
A) Party with bob
B) Sell to richie
C) Travel to CR for some pussy and shady dealings
D) Smoke it all and mutilate yourself. | CoachMcGuirk
| | #36 posted July 4, 2009 at 5:43am (EST) |
.C
Black Hole Brew pub is open for business! Drunken ramblings encouraged! | Chadical
| | #37 posted July 4, 2009 at 6:28am (EST) |
A man!!!
| BJB
| | #38 posted July 4, 2009 at 6:33am (EST) |
thats a tough call buy imma go with A
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| | #39 posted July 4, 2009 at 7:27am (EST) |
A
Steam: looneypumpkin | kess
| | #40 posted July 4, 2009 at 9:13am (EST) |
A | | |
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