Chad
  
| | #1 posted July 3, 2009 at 3:39pm (EST) |
(I was requested to do another CYOA, doing a different approach with this one)
You wake up as the sun just starts to penetrate the shades. You look at the alarm clock, which is slightly fuzzy and realize it is only 5. You roll onto your back and hear a "mmmmh" next to you. You look over and realize there is a woman in bed with you. She's a bit of a mess right now, but appears to be reasonable attractive. You smile to yourself, giving yourself some minor kudos, though you can't remember her name or even what you did last night. You look around the room and it is completely foreign to you. On the wall you see a marvelous painting
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As you chuckle about it, you realize this is no painting a woman would own. You start panicking, assuming that you are making some man a cuckold who will soon barge in and kick your ass. After all, any man that owns a painting such as that is sure to be a major bad ass.
So you get up and walk through the door which seems strangely low. You normally have significant clearance under doorways but you nearly brushed your hear on the top of the door. As you walk into the bathroom you see an unfamiliar sight in the mirror. At first you think it is the incredible badass here to kick your ass but you quickly understand something out of this world has happened. You see a pair of glasses which you put on to get a better understanding of the surroundings. Since someone else is around, you don't want to start yelling and screaming, that could just make things worse. You start walking around and as you go upstairs you see a bowl with a wallet in it. You open said wallet and look at the id. You bring it to mirror and as you look at the license and your face you start shaking. Chad? I am Chad? I fudging hate that ass hole. Why me? What is going on here?
You start looking around some more and find a computer. You log onto gametz. You open up your messages and see one from Nick. You open it and see that it has a phone number in it. His phone number? God, you hope so. You know that Nick has a massive man crush on Chad. If anyone is an authoritative figure on Chad related knowledge, it is Nick. You call that number. You hear a groggy "Hello?"
"Umm, hey dude. Sorry, did I wake you? This is Chad."
"....."
"Chad from Gametz."
"Huh? Really!? DUDE! Chad, how's it going!!!!"
"Oh, pretty good. I was thinking you know, I don't have anything to do this weekend so maybe we could hang out."
"Oh my god, absolutely! You could come chill at my new place, you'd like it! We could talk about cars, watch movies, maybe wrassle a little bit, in a non-gay way of course."
"Haha, yeah, sounds good man. But first I need to know if you are a real friend. Over the years I have told a lot about myself and i need to know you were paying attention. If you can answer some questions about me, I'll hang out with you."
"Oh absolutely dude! Without a doubt!"
"Alright, first, where do I work?"
"You work at B&**(#& in Kent."
"That's right. What kind of car do I drive?"
"Your daily driver is a green 4runner, your project car is a 71 lemans!!!!"
"Yes, very good. If I was to tell you there is a woman in my bed right now, what would her name be?"
"Ummmm.... crap, I know you said this before.... sorry bro, I can't remember.... I know you said you have a new GF though"
"Hmmm, its ok, don't worry about it. Send me your address and what time is good for you on Saturday. I'll see you then."
"Oh, right on man!! Crap, this is going to be so awesome."
Click
Ok, you have some good information. Maybe not everything you need, but enough to get started.
What do you do now?
A) Get on gametz and ask for guidance
B) Try going to work
C) Try having sex with the unnamed woman in your bed
D) Do some self mutilation, assuming that eventually you will be out of this body and since you hate Chad, you want to hurt him. |
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