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Chad
  
| | #1 posted July 3, 2009 at 3:39pm (EST) |
(I was requested to do another CYOA, doing a different approach with this one)
You wake up as the sun just starts to penetrate the shades. You look at the alarm clock, which is slightly fuzzy and realize it is only 5. You roll onto your back and hear a "mmmmh" next to you. You look over and realize there is a woman in bed with you. She's a bit of a mess right now, but appears to be reasonable attractive. You smile to yourself, giving yourself some minor kudos, though you can't remember her name or even what you did last night. You look around the room and it is completely foreign to you. On the wall you see a marvelous painting
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As you chuckle about it, you realize this is no painting a woman would own. You start panicking, assuming that you are making some man a cuckold who will soon barge in and kick your ass. After all, any man that owns a painting such as that is sure to be a major bad ass.
So you get up and walk through the door which seems strangely low. You normally have significant clearance under doorways but you nearly brushed your hear on the top of the door. As you walk into the bathroom you see an unfamiliar sight in the mirror. At first you think it is the incredible badass here to kick your ass but you quickly understand something out of this world has happened. You see a pair of glasses which you put on to get a better understanding of the surroundings. Since someone else is around, you don't want to start yelling and screaming, that could just make things worse. You start walking around and as you go upstairs you see a bowl with a wallet in it. You open said wallet and look at the id. You bring it to mirror and as you look at the license and your face you start shaking. Chad? I am Chad? I fudging hate that ass hole. Why me? What is going on here?
You start looking around some more and find a computer. You log onto gametz. You open up your messages and see one from Nick. You open it and see that it has a phone number in it. His phone number? God, you hope so. You know that Nick has a massive man crush on Chad. If anyone is an authoritative figure on Chad related knowledge, it is Nick. You call that number. You hear a groggy "Hello?"
"Umm, hey dude. Sorry, did I wake you? This is Chad."
"....."
"Chad from Gametz."
"Huh? Really!? DUDE! Chad, how's it going!!!!"
"Oh, pretty good. I was thinking you know, I don't have anything to do this weekend so maybe we could hang out."
"Oh my god, absolutely! You could come chill at my new place, you'd like it! We could talk about cars, watch movies, maybe wrassle a little bit, in a non-gay way of course."
"Haha, yeah, sounds good man. But first I need to know if you are a real friend. Over the years I have told a lot about myself and i need to know you were paying attention. If you can answer some questions about me, I'll hang out with you."
"Oh absolutely dude! Without a doubt!"
"Alright, first, where do I work?"
"You work at B&**(#& in Kent."
"That's right. What kind of car do I drive?"
"Your daily driver is a green 4runner, your project car is a 71 lemans!!!!"
"Yes, very good. If I was to tell you there is a woman in my bed right now, what would her name be?"
"Ummmm.... crap, I know you said this before.... sorry bro, I can't remember.... I know you said you have a new GF though"
"Hmmm, its ok, don't worry about it. Send me your address and what time is good for you on Saturday. I'll see you then."
"Oh, right on man!! Crap, this is going to be so awesome."
Click
Ok, you have some good information. Maybe not everything you need, but enough to get started.
What do you do now?
A) Get on gametz and ask for guidance
B) Try going to work
C) Try having sex with the unnamed woman in your bed
D) Do some self mutilation, assuming that eventually you will be out of this body and since you hate Chad, you want to hurt him. |
BTD
 
 
| | #81 posted July 7, 2009 at 1:43am (EST) |
Chad wrote:
> this one has a lot more action, how could it be more boring
it just seems forced.
Why not Check out the GTZ Official Junkyard Forum? Broken stuff for all! |
darkslime
 
| | #82 posted July 7, 2009 at 2:08am (EST) |
B
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Brandoman12
| | #83 posted July 7, 2009 at 3:53am (EST) |
hahaha i love this. i dont know who any of these people are but this is funny. C hitch hikers are always good |
CoachMcGuirk
| | #84 posted July 7, 2009 at 5:45am (EST) |
B
Black Hole Brew pub is open for business! Drunken ramblings encouraged! |
Knight
 
| | #85 posted July 7, 2009 at 6:58am (EST) |
D |
kess
| | #86 posted July 7, 2009 at 8:13am (EST) |
A |
Forgotten_Freshness
 
| | #87 posted July 7, 2009 at 8:36am (EST) |
A
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oldskoolandy
| | #88 posted July 7, 2009 at 9:05am (EST) |
A
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Chadical
 
| | #89 posted July 7, 2009 at 9:33am (EST) |
D
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Chad
| | #90 posted July 7, 2009 at 4:13pm (EST) |
A, again by close margin
As you begin your drive back to Washington, you start thinking about all of the killing that you have done these last few days. Under a week as Chad and you already have a body count of 50+. Is this you that is doing this? You acknowledge making these decisions, but before this possession, these situations would have been unconscionable. You delve deeper into the dark disturbing deliberations you would have previously dared not dream. Since you are making these decisions, does that make you the murderer? No, it is this body, you rationalize. It is making you do these things. Maybe it is like voices in the head that the schizos hear, only instead of it being a mental nudging it is physical. But what if it is you? Bah, these sort of thoughts do nothing to help you. So you smoke some more meth.
As you enter Colorado you get a call on your phone from Nick.
"Speak to me."
"Dude, what the fudge. I thought you were for real this time."
"Whatchu talking about?"
"We were going to hang out this weekend. What gives?"
"Ahhhh fudge. Sorry dude. Its been a hell of a week. After talking with you, I got in a fight with Carrot Top outside of a McDonalds. We then smoked meth together and decided it was so much fun, we cooked up 1.5 pounds.Once that was finished I killed him with a bowling pin and then went down to Bob's to eat BBQ and fudge fat doges. But a dwarf gave me a rim job so I killed the lot of them. I'm heading back to washington now, so we can hang out when I get back."
".... you expect me to believe that? Fudge bro, you could have just told me you didn't want to hang out."
You hang up. You don't want to listen to Nick's stupid doging anymore.
Fudging Washington, you think. Its probably the fudging states fault. 18 hours of sunlight a day would make anyone go crazy. Maybe you really are chad and this extra personality is just some fudging crazy bullcrap you made up to excuse your murderous rampage. Fudge, maybe thats the quantum leap ticket you've been looking for. The answer to your life is the death of another. Afterall, Chad lives on the Green River where one of the most notorious american serial killers did his deeds. What you have done so far is just an apetizer. You need to do something crazy awesome. You have a few top contenders:
A) Kill a hooker by dropping a chainsaw on her like in American Psycho
B) Freeze a hooker with liquid nitrogen and hit her with a hammer
C) Abduct a hooker and force a hose down her throat into her stomach and fill her up until she explodes
D) Something completely irrational |
oldskoolandy
| | #91 posted July 7, 2009 at 4:15pm (EST) |
C
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DirtyMarco
| | #92 posted July 7, 2009 at 4:17pm (EST) |
D |
BJB
 
| | #93 posted July 7, 2009 at 4:21pm (EST) |
B
Promo Marketplace
http://gametz.com/forum/USER%3A114794
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BluePhoenix
| | #94 posted July 7, 2009 at 4:21pm (EST) |
I love how you have a choice to do something irrational as if the other three aren't.
D |
monkbonk
 
| | #95 posted July 7, 2009 at 4:24pm (EST) |
d
T.A.P.E. FORUM |
kess
| | #96 posted July 7, 2009 at 4:28pm (EST) |
D |
Forgotten_Freshness
| | #97 posted July 7, 2009 at 4:30pm (EST) |
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Technosphile
| | #98 posted July 7, 2009 at 4:34pm (EST) |
D |
Darkdragon
| | #99 posted July 7, 2009 at 4:57pm (EST) |
D |
Lino
| | #100 posted July 7, 2009 at 5:53pm (EST) |
D
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Chadical
| | #101 posted July 7, 2009 at 6:08pm (EST) |
D
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Knight
| | #102 posted July 7, 2009 at 6:36pm (EST) |
D meh |
darkslime
| | #103 posted July 7, 2009 at 7:18pm (EST) |
D
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Millington
 
| | #104 posted July 7, 2009 at 7:52pm (EST) |
it should be A. Tempted to invoke Chad Law |
Chad
| | #105 posted July 7, 2009 at 8:43pm (EST) |
I AM THE LAW! |
CoachMcGuirk
| | #106 posted July 7, 2009 at 11:22pm (EST) |
D. You decide to rent American Psycho 2.
Black Hole Brew pub is open for business! Drunken ramblings encouraged! |
RDTZ
| | #107 posted July 8, 2009 at 3:15am (EST) |
I'm hoping D is "all of the above."
Ah, after 2000 years I'm free....Time to TAKE A NAP!!! |
Chad
| | #108 posted July 8, 2009 at 11:41am (EST) |
D
Still in Colorado you decide to take a pit stop on the side of the hwy. As you crouch down to drop a deuce, you hear a "be-e-e-e-e" behind you. Startled you turn around and see a goat. It is a majestic creature. It flips up its tail and prances about as it coyly chews on a tin can. You look at it longily as it stares back at you with lust in its eyes. You climb over the fence seperating you from this wonderful animal and begin petting it gently. "Whos a good goat?" you say. It nuzzles against your crotch . Blushing you say "Oh my, you want this?" you ask. With a comehither look you know what the goat wants.
As you disrobe you realize how turgid you already are. The goat doesnt seem to to be phased by your massive manhood. As you begin prodding at the animal with your phallus it lets out another "be-e-e-e-e" this time a little more urgently. This shocks you a little and you lose your grip on the goat. It runs away and with pants still down, you chase after it. It is surely a comical sight to see, a fully erect man with pants around his ankles chasing after a frightened goat. A car pulls up on the side of the highway and it has a bunch of high school punks. "GOAT FUDGEER, GOAT FUDGEER, GOD HATES GOAT FUDGEERS!!!!" they yell and before you can answer they drive off. You notice a bumper sticker on the back of their car. "Start your new life at New Life Church!" it reads. You are enraged. If God hates goat fudgeers then you hate God. It is only reciprical. You are now a man on a mission. You must destroy this bastion of hate known as New Life Church. You pull your pants on and look back at the goat. You want to take it with you, but after hearing those hateful words of those bigots, you don't know if the goat will be willing to be seen with you again.
You trudge back to your Hyundai and with a fierce look in your eyes travel to Colorado Springs. You get there at about 2 AM hoping to go on another murderous rampage, but the entire building seems to be empty. So you go to the nearest gas station, but 500 gallons of diesel and begin drenching the entire church. You then cut the phone and power lines entering so the fire department won't immediately be notified. As you toss a match and watch the beautiful fire begin to form, you feel satisfaction. Yes, this is what Sam Becket is supposed to do for Chad. A reign of destruction the likes of which the world has never seen! You have never laughed like this before and immediately after you played it off as if you were joking, but in the moment it was heart felt. "MWAHAHAHAHAHA" you bellow. You pull some spray paint out and write on teh pavement "LONG LIVE GOAT FUDGEERS!" and "IF YOU BELIEVE IN GOD, WHY INSURE IN ALL STATE?" and "IN THE 8TH DAY GOD SHOULD HAVE PUT OUT THE FIRE". You get in your Hyundai and begin to drive off feeling completely satisfied. In the back of your mind you think "that's odd, if I did what Chad wanted, why am I not leaping?" while consciously you are trying to think of the next thing to do. What is it?
A) Find another farm animal to copulate with
B) Go over to California and steal a yacht and become a pirate
C) Go back to Washington
D) Do something completely irrational |
Forgotten_Freshness
| | #109 posted July 8, 2009 at 11:45am (EST) |
C
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Yamas
(frozen)
| | #110 posted July 8, 2009 at 12:00pm (EST) |
D
mackey wrote:
> One day you'll see the trade: bill gets: $50 Walmart
> Gift Card, BoB gets: GameTZ.
Check out the GameTZ Freebie Forum |
oldskoolandy
| | #111 posted July 8, 2009 at 12:35pm (EST) |
B
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SEspo
| | #112 posted July 8, 2009 at 12:44pm (EST) |
A |
darkslime
| | #113 posted July 8, 2009 at 12:55pm (EST) |
A
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kess
| | #114 posted July 8, 2009 at 1:26pm (EST) |
C |
BluePhoenix
| | #115 posted July 8, 2009 at 2:06pm (EST) |
B |
Chadical
| | #116 posted July 8, 2009 at 3:14pm (EST) |
B
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Knight
| | #117 posted July 8, 2009 at 4:19pm (EST) |
B |
DirtyMarco
| | #118 posted July 8, 2009 at 4:23pm (EST) |
B
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ThaSilverDragon
| | #119 posted July 8, 2009 at 4:29pm (EST) |
B |
goldbera
| | #120 posted July 8, 2009 at 4:38pm (EST) |
B but do me a favor and battle some ninjas while you are at it. its a bit cliche, but those douches need a smackdown that starts with "r" |
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