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Sid_Ceaser
  
 
| #1 posted February 3, 2006 at 12:16am (EST)
edited February 5, 2006 at 9:12am (EST) |
Alright guys, this is it.
I can't take it anymore. I've become a total crack-whore who needs my fix, and I can't help it any longer.
I need a Nintendo DS unit, and Animal Crossing DS. Also Mario Kart DS.
I'm sure Guru is going to be all like "Damn you sissy, you said you didn't want a DS - that it was junk"
I know, I know. But I've become obsessive over needing Animal Crossing. I was an AC junkie for a year straight when the GC version came out, and, like a total crack-whore, I can't stay away. I thought I could, but I need my junkie fix. I mean, c'mon, you can design fudging hats for your little character. I fudging need that.
Perfect example: tomorrow is my last day of work at my day job. On monday, I'm jobless (well, not really - I'll be devoting myself to my personal business), and all I could do today while at work is think about how fudging bad I need to play Mackey at Mario Kart DS online. How uber-bad ass it would be to use Toad and run circles around him. I should have been obsessing about what assignments I have to complete before Friday, but I wasn't. All I could think about is if I'd ever see Mr. Resetti again.
You guys have to help me see Mr. Resetti again.
So, I figure the only way I can get a DS is to take the one videogame device I use, and offer it, and everything I have for it, up for sale or trade for a DS and Animal Crossing (and maybe Mario Kart as well).
So, here it is. My personal Gameboy Advance SP bundle/package/temple of doom/last crusade.
Lets see what is included:
Cry for me. Cry for me as I belittle myself to no more than a burnt out crack-whore; offering up all this stuff for sale or trade so I can get a Nintendo DS and Animal Crossing. I'm ashamed, but I need AC. I fudging need it.
First up is the SP unit itself:
This little puppy is in like-new condition. It comes with its original box, and the wall charger. The only thing missing is the manual, but who reads that crap anyway? You pop a game in the slot, turn it on, and commence with the game playing.
The unit itself is in tip top shape. There is, however, what appears to be a small white piece of fabric or dust, sandwhiched between the game screen and the glass that covers the screen. I don't think its a dead pixel, as it looks to be lifted up off the actual game screen. It looks like a little tiny spek of dust landed in between when the unit was being put together. It really isn't something that noticable - I've been playing all kinds of games on it and I've never been bothered by it, and it hasn't stuck out at all or anything. I've never wanted to open it up and blow it out of the way, as I'd probably try and end up destorying the unit.
But, its in tip top shape. There is no playback issues, nothing has shorted out, or fried, or gone pixel-dead, or anything. I'm the original owner of this lovely little blue baby.
There is hardly any wear on the outside of the unit. 99% of the time, its been in one of two cases (we'll get to those later). It even has a super uber-cool Wario Ware, Inc sticker covering what is the Nintendo logo. I put it there, because it gave it an extra level of awesomeness. It would get me chicks. It'll get you chicks too. Any kind you want. You like 'em with big knockers? This SP package will wooo chicks with big knockers. (If you're a lady and you're interested in this SP bundle, I'm sure this will get you popular with the male species and their giantly huge genitalia - that is if you're into that sort of thing).
Enough about the damn SP - what else does it come with??!!?!!?
Glad you asked.
Here are the games I'm including:
Wario Ware, Inc, Castlevania: Classic NES series, Street Fighter Alpha 3, Pac-Man Collection, Super Puzzle Fighter 2 Hyper Turbo Futon Kitchen Sink Revival, Super Monkey Ball Jr, Tetris Worlds (with the original Richard Dean artwork version), Activision Anthology (50+ atari games!), Mario Kart Super Circut, IRIDION 3D, & Super Mario Brothers Deluxe (GB Color)
Every game with the exception of two (2) are complete. The two that are not complete are IRIDION 3D and Super Monkey Ball Jr. I got both of those games in past trades, and that is the way they came. Every other game is mint and complete. The box on Mario Brothers DX has some dings and stuff, but its fine other than that. So thats a total of 11 games . Not a bad way to impress the lady-folk (or man-folk) with your insta-catalog of gameboy goodness.
From there, we move onward:
Oh, you doges are in for a treat with this. This is a genuine, authentic, promotional E3 mini-screen cleaner for your SP screen. See that happy little monkey with the tie? Well, the side with his image is this felt-like fuzzy part. you turn it over and place him face down on your screen, and move it around with your finger (or thumb), and it cleans the screen!!! Holy Crap! imagine that! Even cooler, is that the backside of this mini-cleaner is this adhesive stuff that attaches to the SP and it magically sticks to it. It doesn't come off!! OMG!! Its really spiffy. And this was only handed out at E3 2004. It was handed to me in person from one of the Nintendo Booth Babes(tm) for playing some GBA game that I can't remember. I was probably only playing it so I could stare at one particular Nintendo girl that year that I was crushing on. I'd go over there and pretend to play whatever stupid Pokemon game they had on display, and she'd come over with a huge smile and a short skirt and I'd start drooling and she'd give me a screen cleaner, and I'd think I was the only person on Earth that she gave one too. I think she liked me. In fact, I know she did, because she said things like "Do you like the Poke-man game?" and "You're really cute - do you want to photograph me naked?" Okay, no, she didn't really say that. But her eyes were saying that. She was totally into me.
So, anyway, the cleaner thing rocks. It's still sealed in its little baggie. Never been opened. Thats how hardcore it is.
Moving along. . :
Also included is the original 8-bit photographers setup: The Gameboy Camera, and the Gameboy Printer. These bad boys are major old-skool. I remember seeing these suckers on display at E3 1998 and thinking, man, this crap is badass. A portable printer. Fudgein' A!!
The camera and the printer are in tip top condition. The printer has one roll of printer paper inside the unit, and it comes with another sealed roll of paper. It comes with the hookup cable. Stuff works magic, I'm telling ya. Get your girlfriend (or boyfriend) to strip naked, take a few snapshots with the camera, print out the sticker images, and BINGO - you'll be the 8-bit equivalent of Larry Flynt. 8-bit PornMaster(tm).
But what kind of porn photographer would you be if you didn't have one of these lovey out-of-print-no-longer-made bad boys:
The Mad-Catz Camera Link FUDGEIN' A!!!!!
Yeah, thats right camera fans, this is the ORIGINAL, ONE OF A KIND, camera link unit that takes your gameboy cameras images and transfers them to your PC so you can print them out on your home printer!!!
Everything is included since the day I bought it - the cable, the install disc, the directions, and the box. I don't have a hookup on my computer anymore that lets me use this, so I'm including it in this adventure package. This puppy alone should knock the value of this package up a notch (BAM!) and it truly rocks the house. THIS is what all you larry-fudgein-flynt porn-masters need to go along with your Gameboy Camera and Gameboy Printer. This is the ultimate 8-bit PornMaster(tm) Adventure package! All you need is the money to go into self publishing, and you can create your very own "8_Bit_doges" magazine!!
Fudge, what else does this package come with? ONWARD HOOOO!!!!:
Holy crap - cables!!
Yessir, you've got a GBA multiplay link cable, a GBA to Gamecube link cable thing (Go visit the Island in Animal Crossing GC when you link your GBA to your GC!!!), and a badass set of wraparound headphones that yet another hot Nintendo E3 Booth Babe gave me, in person. They rule.
NEXT UP!!:
Gameboy Advance Man-Purses!!!
Keep the dust and drugs off your GBA SP by using one, or both, of these magical game cases. Traveling light for the day and only need a couple of games? Then toss your SP and your two favorite games in the small cobalt colored mini-case, and wear that sucker like you would a damn neon fanny pack. It even has a faint grey racing stripe for all the aerodynamics and crap.
Or, feel like looking like a sensitive poet? Toss the SP and a whole slew of games in the black faux leather SP folder. It even holds a pen, and there are pockets for your poetry and drugs!!! NO CRAP!! OMG!! Keep the feds away from your GBA, and keep it locked away securely in these cases, both included in this adventure package!!
OKAY, WHATS NEXT????? Glad you asked:::
Small wimpy puss cases not badass enough for you? THEN TRY THIS TANK SIZED jerk RIGHT HERE!!!
Yea, I'm talking to you!! Keep all your crap - GB Camera, GB Printer, games, cords, unit, and your complete meth lab inside this OLD SKOOL Game Boy toy chest game case. Hard plastic, and has a handle for your HUGE ANDRE THE GIANT hands! When people see you carrying this down the street, they'll cross over to the other side because they won't want to fudge with 'chu!! NOW YOU'RE PLAYING WITH POWER, jerk!!!!
OKAY, GREAT, NOW I HAVE THIS HUGE GAMEBOY SP ADVENTURE PACKAGE. NOW WHAT DO I DO WITH IT??
Well, you send out 8 invitations to your SP party with your brand new, still sealed Nintendo Super Mario Brothers Party INVITES!!!! OMFG!!@@!!!@!@
Look at fudging Peaches face man! She knows the bad crap she's about to get into once Mario ties that rope around her hands and feet. A few magic mushrooms, and she's totally gonna get a Super Mario Moustache Ride like she'll never forget . . . AND YOU'RE INVITED!!!!!!
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Okay, so , there it is - my ENTIRE Gameboy Advance SP bundle. So much crap to see, play, trade, sell, whatever.
Here is what I want: I want a Nintendo DS and Animal Crossing. (and maybe Mario Kart DS as well).
I want a DS so fudging bad, I can taste it. It's going to give me a stroke. I gotta have my AC fix. I need to play it and blow off my responsibilities and my work so I can make t-shirts and go fishing and save up my raffle tickets for Tom Nook's fudging once-a-month sales at Nookingtons!!! MOTHERFUDGE!!
Someone out there has got to want this lovely bundle package. I'm not sure what to ask for it price-wise. I'd be super punchy happy if you wanted to go buy me a DS and AC, and then trade it to me, or give me the cash worth a new DS and AC, or if you already have a DS and AC, just trade them to me and I'll give you all this stuff. I'll even toss in a bunch of old E3 promo crap I have in my closet.
Just help me out guys.
But don't rape me on this stuff. I don't want to be raped. It doesn't feel good, and I'll be walking funny for months.
But I'm willing to be acceptable. I just want a DS and AC. Maybe Mario Kart DS too, if you feel the above Adventure Bundle is worth it.
Work with me fellas. you're all a bunch of swell guys. Help me take care of my crack habit and help me get hooked up with a DS and AC. I need it so fudging bad! Don't just sit there and watch me waste away!
Help me make my DS dream come true.
Lets start dealing. I want a DS.
PLEASE!!!!
edit - Whoever buys this bundle, or trades a DS and AC to me, once I get the DS, I will personally take pictures of me enjoying and playing the DS * . You will see me happy, and complete, and you will re-establish my faith that there are good people in the world willing to help each other out.
* (not naked, so keep your knob-slobbing daydreams to yourself)
edit 2 Do I need to put a starting price on this to get people to take me seriously? How about $150 for the whole bundle. Discuss.
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| | #41 posted February 9, 2006 at 9:54am (EST) |
Yup it's complete. | Sid_Ceaser
| | #42 posted February 9, 2006 at 10:14am (EST) |
More  for you.
HOld onto it. Hopefully the DS package I'm getting will be here soon.
For the Love of Christ, click this and help me
sell my HUGEMONGOUS Gameboy Advance SP
bundle so I can get a DS and Animal Crossing DS!
| mpdid
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| | #43 posted February 10, 2006 at 3:39pm (EST) |
it should be there about mid next week sid. | mpdid
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| | #44 posted February 10, 2006 at 3:43pm (EST) |
Sid I could have swore when I was looking at your games list previously I saw 2 Street Fighter 3's for DC, do you have that game or am I out of my mind?! I'm desperatly looking for street fighter 3 or MvC2. | Sid_Ceaser
| | #45 posted February 10, 2006 at 5:42pm (EST) |
mpdid wrote:
> Sid I could have swore when I was looking at your games list previously
> I saw 2 Street Fighter 3's for DC, do you have that game or am I out
> of my mind?! I'm desperatly looking for street fighter 3 or MvC2.
Heya!
I have two SF3's for DC: World Impact (SFIII, SFIII 2nd Impact), and SFIII 3rd Strike Fight the Future, both imports. Actually most of my DC collection is imported items.
But sadly, I'm not trading any of my SF DC games.
For the Love of Christ, click this and help me
sell my HUGEMONGOUS Gameboy Advance SP
bundle so I can get a DS and Animal Crossing DS!
| mpdid
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| | #46 posted February 11, 2006 at 2:16pm (EST) |
:(
I can see where your coming from if your as big of a fan as me of the series though. Guess I'll just put the system this site offers to the test. | tehschwartz
| | #47 posted February 11, 2006 at 5:29pm (EST) |
Sid man did you never hear the term and watch the movie pay it forward?
<img src = "http://www.rage3d.com/board/images/smilies/tear.gi..."> | Sid_Ceaser
| | #48 posted February 11, 2006 at 5:52pm (EST) |
mpdid wrote:
> :(
>
> I can see where your coming from if your as big of a fan as me of
> the series though. Guess I'll just put the system this site offers
> to the test.
I'm a HUGE SF fan. Have been for about a decade. I'm also a huge fan of the japanese artwork that the releases over there have. a billion times better than the watered down stuff we get here in the States. I've actually got three framed japanese arcade posters for SFZ3, SFEX2 and Star Gladiator 2. I've also got unframed arcade posters of Legion of Heroes and a few others. Someday I need to frame those as well.
I've tried keeping up with the Capcom releases for the current-gen of consoles, but I don't get the same feeling I did when I was collecting for the Saturn and the Dreamcast - all those releases somehow felt uniform and complete. With the current stuff, everything feels so scattered and half-assed.
Its nice to see another SF fan.  I think you'll have lots of luck finding other SF games on this site. There are alot of copies floating around.
For the Love of Christ, click this and help me
sell my HUGEMONGOUS Gameboy Advance SP
bundle so I can get a DS and Animal Crossing DS!
| Sid_Ceaser
| | #49 posted February 11, 2006 at 5:53pm (EST) |
tehschwartz wrote:
> Sid man did you never hear the term and watch the movie pay it forward?
>
I did see that movie, and it was horrible. I mean, all that preaching the little kid does about how good people are, and then they need to smack us in the face by killing him to show us that despite all that love in the world, there are jerks that will just go around ruining everything and kill stuff.
Silly, manipulative movie.
For the Love of Christ, click this and help me
sell my HUGEMONGOUS Gameboy Advance SP
bundle so I can get a DS and Animal Crossing DS!
| youruglyclone
 
| | #50 posted February 11, 2006 at 6:52pm (EST) |
so is this package still available? | Sid_Ceaser
| | #51 posted February 11, 2006 at 6:55pm (EST) |
youruglyclone wrote:
> so is this package still available?
It's gone.
I didn't want to close it (and create a much deserved "thank you" thread) untill the deal is complete.
For the Love of Christ, click this and help me
sell my HUGEMONGOUS Gameboy Advance SP
bundle so I can get a DS and Animal Crossing DS!
| youruglyclone
| | #52 posted February 11, 2006 at 7:14pm (EST) |
damn wish I saw this sooner...the pc gba camera cable seems interesting.
but congrats nonetheless | |
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