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Chad
  
| | #1 posted September 22, 2009 at 9:54pm (EST) |
This is the head quarters of all AFFL sanctioned fights. 1 fight/post. Include commentary as you see fit. |
Chad
| | #161 posted October 3, 2009 at 7:41pm (EST) |
nick you know you can join! the west coast affiliate of the AFFL would love to have your contributions! surely you did this sort of thing when you were a kid, now its just for the world to see!
next time i go to my parents house i should pick this up. its actually my brothers, but i dont think hed mind
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Millington
  
| | #162 posted October 3, 2009 at 10:57pm (EST) |
frank.. i think i have a captain america action figure plus i have bluntman and chronic |
Chad
| | #163 posted October 3, 2009 at 11:09pm (EST) |
what captain america do you have? |
kevolones
| | #164 posted October 4, 2009 at 1:52am (EST) |
Jay and Silent bob figures? I have to see this |
Millington
| | #165 posted October 4, 2009 at 2:41am (EST) |
marvel legends captain america
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Chad
| | #166 posted October 4, 2009 at 3:52am (EST) |
well clearly i want that! |
Forgotten_Freshness
 
| | #167 posted October 4, 2009 at 9:02am (EST) |
Millington wrote:
> frank.. i think i have a captain america action figure plus i have
> bluntman and chronic
DIBS. I will pick these up from you!!!
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Millington
| | #168 posted October 4, 2009 at 3:30pm (EST) |
not sure whats at my pops house but found these in my closet
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Forgotten_Freshness
| | #169 posted October 4, 2009 at 3:40pm (EST) |
Master Chief needs to get fudging punched by everyone in the league.
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Millington
| | #170 posted October 4, 2009 at 3:45pm (EST) |
ffor sure, maybe even raped |
Millington
| | #171 posted October 4, 2009 at 3:46pm (EST) |
also have
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Forgotten_Freshness
| | #172 posted October 4, 2009 at 3:47pm (EST) |
Oh fudge yeah dude. Fudge yeah.
Put a box together, I will pick it up from you sometime. Can compensate you as well. Chad and I can fight over the crap after I acquire it.
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Millington
| | #173 posted October 4, 2009 at 3:57pm (EST) |
im pretty sure i have some spawn figures at my parents house but id have to peep it out.. |
Forgotten_Freshness
| | #174 posted October 4, 2009 at 3:58pm (EST) |
I want to get one of those old Violator figures, the one that's all bendy and crap. He's be perfectly posable.
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Nick
 
| | #175 posted October 4, 2009 at 4:00pm (EST) |
I have a pretty badass Violator fig.
I definitely need to get in on this.
I keep saying that, yet I do nothing. |
Forgotten_Freshness
| | #176 posted October 4, 2009 at 4:04pm (EST) |
What the fudge Nick? Stop being a slacker. I'm busy as fudge all the time and I cranked out an epic battle this week. You can give us one a month!
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Nick
| | #177 posted October 4, 2009 at 4:06pm (EST) |
Ok ok ok ok
Seriously, when I go to my parents house next time, I am going to get a grip of new warriors to participate.
HOW WILL KRAUSER HAVE PRESENCE IN MY BATTLES THOUGH |
Forgotten_Freshness
| | #178 posted October 4, 2009 at 4:07pm (EST) |
You'll need to buy one on Amazon dude. And you need to watch DMC so you know what the fudge is going on.
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Nick
| | #179 posted October 4, 2009 at 4:12pm (EST) |
So much work ahead of me. |
Chad
| | #180 posted October 4, 2009 at 4:23pm (EST) |
totally worth it though.
and whats a violator |
Forgotten_Freshness
| | #181 posted October 4, 2009 at 4:24pm (EST) |
http://www.timeaftertimetoys.com/images/OSITpicks/...
Bendy, violent!
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Millington
| #182 posted October 4, 2009 at 4:28pm (EST)
edited October 4, 2009 at 4:31pm (EST) |
http://www.americanicon.com/images1/spawn26afset.j...
i have tremor and the spawn directly to his left
also frank buy this
http://cgi.ebay.com/DELUXE-JESUS-ACTION-FIGURE-SET... |
Forgotten_Freshness
| | #183 posted October 4, 2009 at 4:33pm (EST) |
Fudge I just bought 4 Street Fighter super poseable figures on ebay, I dont have any more spare moneys. 
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Chad
| | #184 posted October 4, 2009 at 4:36pm (EST) |
i just won a 6 pack of marvel legends villains for $8.50 each after shipping. |
Chad
| | #185 posted October 4, 2009 at 4:37pm (EST) |
that black knight 3 looks badass. |
Forgotten_Freshness
| | #186 posted October 4, 2009 at 4:38pm (EST) |
Fudge, way better than my stupid deal.
Guy told me he'd combine shipping, by combine shipping looks like he meant he's take $2 off the $9 PER FIGURE. Then the figures were like $12.50 each. I got fudgeed. At least they look cool.
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Chad
| | #187 posted October 4, 2009 at 4:47pm (EST) |
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item... thats the one i bought. i figure ill get use out of blackheart, loki, green goblin, abomination and pyro. lady deathstrike will pretty much just be there to be raped.
and i guess i actually get 7 figures since it is the complete onslaught build a figure, though im guessing those are crapty? and onslaught looks like jugganeto. |
Forgotten_Freshness
| | #188 posted October 4, 2009 at 4:48pm (EST) |
Onslaught always looked like that. He's a fudging queer.
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Chad
| | #189 posted October 4, 2009 at 4:49pm (EST) |
blackheart seems an obvious addition to team krauser. |
Chad
| | #190 posted October 4, 2009 at 5:02pm (EST) |
frank, buy this http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item... and ill give you $80 for deadpool and hawkeye. Dealsies!?!?!?! (i do think those are the most expensive from that lot) |
Forgotten_Freshness
| | #191 posted October 4, 2009 at 5:46pm (EST) |
Nah dude. I'm figure-spent this week! I'm going to do the rest of my figure shopping secondhand until I have another awesome day at work. 
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Chad
| | #192 posted October 4, 2009 at 6:19pm (EST) |
im working on my most challenging match yet. a single pose took me 15 minutes, so hopefully its worth it. |
Chad
| | #193 posted October 4, 2009 at 7:16pm (EST) |
Whew. that was nearly 2 hours of taking pictures. 67 in total right now but a lot of those are doubles or triples. I'm thinking 3 of these will turn out to be completely awesome. Im going to do a bit of editing this time, too, so i might not get around to posting it until tomorrow or tuesday. |
Forgotten_Freshness
| | #194 posted October 4, 2009 at 7:24pm (EST) |
I was thinking about that. Photo editing, word bubbles. That all good too rather than just posting them all natural?
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Chad
| | #195 posted October 4, 2009 at 7:32pm (EST) |
Oh course. You can do whatever you want, cheesy special effects, whatever. I dont have photoshop right now so all my editing is going to be really cheesy. |
Forgotten_Freshness
| | #196 posted October 4, 2009 at 7:41pm (EST) |
I use MS Paint exclusively, so my editing will be intentionally cheesy.
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Chad
| | #197 posted October 4, 2009 at 8:05pm (EST) |
im quite proud of edit #1. it looks awesomely lame. |
Chad
| | #198 posted October 4, 2009 at 8:18pm (EST) |
i wonder how the joker would fair in the affl, and more importantly, who he would align himself with. |
Chad
| | #199 posted October 4, 2009 at 8:48pm (EST) |
ok, i was going to try to edit out some of the fishing line... but fudge it. in the end only 2 photos are edited. uploading into photobucket now, fight should be up within an hour. |
Chad
| | #200 posted October 4, 2009 at 9:29pm (EST) |
The Championship Tournament Match 1
Welcome again to another exciting night of AFFL action! Tonight we are trying to determine the first ever AFFL champion! This is a 4-man tournament to find who is the strongest in the AFFL. Commissioner Mechazawa has chosen the participants. The first match is Iron Man vs. Batman. The second match has that bastard Krauser against a not yet disclosed opponent so that Krauser can't jump him behind the scenes. This match tonight is a lumberjack match with 6 of our burliest and best fighters protecting the ring to stop outside interference. You will see them around the ring tonight.
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Batman and Iron Man lock up for a test of strength. I don't know if this is wise on the part of Batman.
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Oh! And Batman is thrown across the ring as Dude Love looks on smiling and laughing.
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Iron Man runs in for a big boot to the face but oh my! Look at that flexibility on the part of Batman as he bridges out of the way!
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Batman regains his balance as Iron Man's foot is stuck in the turn buckle and gives a hard sweeping kick!
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Batman begins to stalk his prey like Secret_Defender stalks unknowing women.
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Oh! That's gonna leave a mark! A big guillotine leg drop from the Batman!
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Batman goes to the top rope! Is he going for what I think he is?
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BATSAULT! BATSAULT! BATSAULT! Batman hits his high flying finisher the Batsault! It looks like this match may already be over!
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Batman goes for the cover but it is all academic at this point.
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YOU FORGOT ABOUT HIS REPULSORS BATMAN! Iron man fires his repulsors sending a shaken Batman flying!
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Iron Man gets up and does a Superman charge on Batman! At mach 3 you know that's going to hurt!
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Oh! Look at that impact! Speared right in the chest! Mr. T looks on clenching his fist wishing he could be in this fight!
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Iron Man takes Batman to the top rope. What does he have planned for now?
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HE TAKES HIM UP FOR A SUPERPLEX! HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS, THIS IS GOING TO A SIGHT TO SEE!
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THE PEANUT GALLERY CHEERS ON AS IRON MAN HOLDS HIM UP TO LET THE BLOOD RUSH TO HIS HEAD!
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AND HE BEGINS THE DESCENT!
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OH SWEET JEBUS! LOOK AT THAT IMPACT!
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Iron Man goes for the pin and being on top of things Earl Hebner goes for the count.
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Where in teh world was Batman hiding that grappling hook! On 2 and 63/64ths, Batman escapes to safety firing a grappling hook to the corner, though he's still visibly shaken
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Never to be one without one last ace up his sleeve, Batman pulls out a Batarang which surely has anti-Iron Man spray applied to it!
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It does! It does! It does have anti-Iron Man spray applied! That one hit deep and now Iron Man is in some serious trouble.
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Still with grappling hook in hand, Batman seemingly defies physics as he bends the line around the top rope to pull up a ladder from underneath the ring.
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Setting it up, Batman seems to have a plan in mind.
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Oh! And he hooks onto Iron Man's leg as he uses the ladder for leverage to sling shot him onto his face!
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That may be it folks, I don't know what else Iron Man can do now.
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Batman goes for the pin
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Iron Man struggles to get free and hits the ladder! Oh no!
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Oh! The ladder hits Earl Hebner who appears to be knocked out! Batman has got to be kicking himself for not clearing that ladder out of the ring.
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Trying to revive the ref Bats throws the ladder into the corner.
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He is out cold! This may take a while!
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But Iron Man is up! He irish whips Batman into the corner where he threw the ladder!
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Listen to that sick thud! Not to let up, Iron Man pulls out his plasma rifle
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Oh! And that is a direct hit!
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Iron Man picks him up and... OH NO! He is going for a powerbomb on the ladder! THis will break Batman!
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I can hardly watch this destruction!
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Knowing Batman's resilience Iron Man goes for the tombstone pile driver!
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Oh! I bet Batman is regretting getting out of bed this morning.
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Iron Man tends to the ref
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Barely conscious Hebner goes for the count
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And we have our first contender for the championship belt! These two men fought their hardest in an honest battle, something we can't say about that son of a dog Krauser. Thankfully we have the lumberjacks so that cowardly bastard couldn't interfere in what may have been the greatest battle yet in the AFFL.
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Hey! What happened to the lights?
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OH MAW GAWD! HELLFIRE! HELLFIRE IS ERUPTING FROM THE RING POSTS!
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TWO SEVERED KRAUSER HEADS ARE ON THE RING POSTS! WHAT IS GOING ON!
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Krauser (in stereo): Your hatred for me has summoned me here but it is incomplete.
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Krauser (in stereo): It's a shame, but without my body it doesn't look like I will be able to do any raping today.
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Krauser (in stereo): BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN MY MINION CAN'T BREAK HIS RAPING CHERRY!
JR: OH MAW GAWD! IT'S A BIG PILE OF RAPE ON THE SIDE OF THE RING! HOW DOES ONE MACHINE WITH NO PHALLUS RAPE 6 AT ONCE?!
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Krauser (in stereo): But you Iron Man. Congratulations on your win. I will be seeing you soon. But before I leave I have a gift for you. *HWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOHHUUUUUUUUUU*
JR: What in God's name is that vile demonic noise coming from Krauser?
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JR: YOU SONUVAdog KRAUSER! IT'S A DOUBLE DEMON JEWEL! DOUBLE DEMON JEWEL!
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JR: Look at that destruction! Is anyone safe from this menace?
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JR: This night is over but it is one we will not soon forget! DAMN YOU KRAUSER! DAMN YOU TO HELL!
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