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Chad
  
| | #1 posted September 22, 2009 at 9:54pm (EST) |
This is the head quarters of all AFFL sanctioned fights. 1 fight/post. Include commentary as you see fit. |
Chad
| | #241 posted October 13, 2009 at 11:31am (EST) |
is it white nick fury or black nick fury? |
Forgotten_Freshness
 
| | #242 posted October 13, 2009 at 11:33am (EST) |
White Nick Fury.
It's always white Nick Fury.
What in the sam fudge were they thinking changing him just so Samuel L Jackson could play him in the movie?
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Chad
| | #243 posted October 13, 2009 at 11:44am (EST) |
you are such a racist. |
Forgotten_Freshness
| | #244 posted October 13, 2009 at 12:14pm (EST) |
I'm not racist. I'm a traditionalist.
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Chad
| | #245 posted October 13, 2009 at 12:16pm (EST) |
IS THAT WHY YOU ARE PRO-SLAVERY AND ANTI-INTERACIAL MARRIAGE?!?!?! |
Forgotten_Freshness
| | #246 posted October 13, 2009 at 12:26pm (EST) |
That statement is untrue!
In love with a Panamanian. She's marrying some other douche bag currently. I want him to fall off a cliff.
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Chad
| | #247 posted October 13, 2009 at 12:41pm (EST) |
is the other douchebag BLACK? |
Forgotten_Freshness
| | #248 posted October 13, 2009 at 1:15pm (EST) |
Haha. No.
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Chad
| | #249 posted October 13, 2009 at 1:26pm (EST) |
yeah.... he is. racist.
mechanicville is new yorkese for RACIST |
Forgotten_Freshness
| | #250 posted October 13, 2009 at 2:07pm (EST) |
Nah dude he's spanish american.
Not black. Half-latino perhaps!
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Chad
| | #251 posted October 13, 2009 at 3:21pm (EST) |
wow. that sounded SOOOOOOO racist. |
Forgotten_Freshness
| | #252 posted October 13, 2009 at 3:23pm (EST) |
I can not win this!
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Chad
| | #253 posted October 13, 2009 at 3:41pm (EST) |
you finally get it. |
Millington
 
| | #254 posted October 13, 2009 at 6:52pm (EST) |
whenever my black roomate and i go out we never go to mechanicsville... |
Chad
| | #255 posted October 13, 2009 at 6:55pm (EST) |
i cant blame you. i heard the David Duke is running for mayor there and is likely to win. |
RDTZ
  
| | #256 posted October 13, 2009 at 9:28pm (EST) |
Forgotten_Freshness wrote:
> White Nick Fury.
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> It's always white Nick Fury.
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> What in the sam fudge were they thinking changing him just so Samuel
> L Jackson could play him in the movie?
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Two words:
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Chad
| | #257 posted October 13, 2009 at 9:43pm (EST) |
Leather pants? |
DummyP
 
| | #258 posted October 13, 2009 at 9:45pm (EST) |
I second that notion.
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My milkshake brings all the lulz to the yard.
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RDTZ
| | #259 posted October 14, 2009 at 1:45am (EST) |
Oh god, it's Hugh Jackman in X-Men all over again.
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Chad
| | #260 posted October 14, 2009 at 9:57pm (EST) |
doing the championship match right now. might be up tonight, probably tomorrow, though. |
Chad
| | #261 posted October 14, 2009 at 11:08pm (EST) |
Whew! Finished taking pictures. This one has 95 roughs, gonna get it down to 60 max, hopefully in teh 40 range. The terminator looks super badass now. |
Chad
| #262 posted October 15, 2009 at 12:11am (EST)
edited October 15, 2009 at 12:45am (EST) |
The Championship match
Welcome once again to another exciting night of the AFFL! Tonight's match pits the nefarious Krauser II against the heroic Iron Man! While not a lumberjack match, tonights match will feature 8 of the top competitors around the league on the outside of ring to make sure everything stays fair. Krauser has his minions Terminator and Wraall in his corner, elsewhere we have Moon Knight, Batman, Spider-Man, Balls of Fire, Conan and the Big Show.
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The action starts fast as Krauser rushes from his corner guitar in hand while Iron Man goes for a generic punch.
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No! That was no punch! That was a repulsor blast! Krauser and Iron Man exchange blows, which is about as good as you can do against that bastard!
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Without catching their breath Iron Man goes in for a Superman headbutt while Krauser retaliates with a vicious flying knee
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And Krauser wins this exchange! Without wasting a moment he goes for an guillotine leg drop
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It hits deep! Is Krauser already feeling the victory?
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Krauser motions towards Wraall... what is it he is wanting? His sword, maybe? Perhaps his fancy helmet?
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No! It's the ladder! Krauser is bringing in the ladder already
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He climbs and what is he going for here?
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It's a Harlem Hangover! A Harlem Hangover from the top of the ladder!
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Ouch! After that much air Iron Man's brain has got to be rattling!
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And Krauser goes for the pin
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No wait! He was just putting his cloak over Iron Man and is going to the ladder again!
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Suicide Diving Headbutt! What is this man made of!?
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He goes for the pin and after that last move this is just academic.
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But Batman interfers! Grappling hook to the neck stops the count!!!!!
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Wrraalll rushes over and a sword to the neck!
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Moon Knight is not one to stand by and watch as his comrades get sworded! (or is he? I don't know anything about him) He busts out a vicious bo-combo!
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But Terminator blind sides him with Conan's sword and my hat. YOU BASTARD!
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What is Terminator doing now? Don't tell me he is going for a rape this early? No! He is stealing Moon Knights cape! I can't condone his actions but dammit, he's one stylish robot!
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While Earl Hebner was breaking up the action on the outside the Flamer and Spider-Man jumped Krauser and gave him a taste of his own medicine! They lift him up as a sacrificial offering to Iron Man who is on the ladder
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And a body splash from the ladder! Not even Krauser can handle that!
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Iron Man quickly goes for the pin and it looks like we have a new champ!
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No! It's Blackheart! Blackheart breaks up the count with a vicious kick to Iron Man! Where does Kruaser find these guys!!!?
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Iron Man is sent flying as Hebner tries to regain order
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Oh no! Now its the Green Goblin who is creating havock! Spidey is taken out with a pumpkin bomb!
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And the homo torch is taken out with a purse attack! How fitting!
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Krauser regains his composure and begins using his satanic powers. What is he doing?
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It looks like he has cast a spell on Conan and Big Show and they are now raping the Human Torch and Spider-Man, and the torch seems to be enjoying it!
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Dear God, Krauser, don't do it!
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BURNING HAMMER! BURNING HAMMER FROM THE LADDER!
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LISTEN TO THAT THUD! Iron Man is surely dead now!
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And Krauser gets the pin. DAMN YOU KRAUSER!
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Krausers Krew enters the ring to celebrate their victory as everyone is laid to waste outside the ring.
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Once again Ghost Rider shows up! Will he have the same effect he did last week?
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And there's the Predator! The Predator is here!
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THE GIGANTIC JUGGANETO ALSO WANTS TO JOIN THE FUN!
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SPAWN! IT'S SPAWN! THE MAN WITH HELL POWERS POSSIBLY EQUAL TO KRAUSER!!!! SUDDENLY THIS IS A WHOLE NEW BALL GAME!
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Ghost Rider rushes the ring and takes out Blackheart!
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HE'S DRIVING OVER BLACKHEART WITH HIS MOTORCYCLE! OH MAW GAWD!
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JUGGANETO GRABS THE GREENSTER AND WWWRRRRAAAAAALLLLLL LIKE THEY ARE CHILDREN AND TAKES THEM OUTSIDE THE RING!
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OH MAW GAWD! THE PREDATOR STABS THE TERMINATOR AND LIFTS HIM OVER FOR A SLAM TO THE OUTSIDE! THIS IS THE FIRST TIME SOMEONE HAS BEEN ABLE TO STAND UP TO THE POWER THAT IS THE TERMINATOR!
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BUT THE TERMINATOR IS NOT OUT OF IT YET! HE FIGHTS BACK VALIANTLY AGAINST THE PREDATOR AS THEY EXCHANGE BLOWS!
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WHAT HAPPENED OT THE LIGHT? THE HELLSPAWN LOOKS AS IF HE IS SUMMONING SOMETHING (thats what the green eyes indicate) AND KRAUSER IS HELPLESS!
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MECHAZAWA!!! IT'S A GIGANTIC AVATAR OF COMMISSIONER MECHAZAWA! THE ONE MAN KRAUSER HAS NOT WANTED TO CROSS IS NOW BEING USED TO CRUSH HIM! WHAT SORT OF MAGIC IS THIS!!????
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THE TERMINATOR IS GOING BERSERK SEEING HIS MASTER CRUSHED! HE SLAYS THE PREDATOR
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THROWING GHOST RIDER OFF HIS BIKE HE TAKES DOWN GHOST RIDER TOO!
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HES RAPING ONSLAUGHT! HE IS RAPING THE BEING WHO NEARLY DESTROYED THE WORLD! I DON'T KNOW IF ROBOTS CAN FEEL, BUT IF THEY CAN I BET THAT RIGHT NOW THE TERMINATOR IS FEELING THAT THIS IS A GOOD RAPE!
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And the terminator is in the ring staring down Spawn. He points behind Spawn! Dear god, is it another ally of Krauser!?!?
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..... is it?
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NO! TERMINATOR USES THIS MOMENT SAVE KRAUSER AND HIGH TAIL IT OUT OF THERE!
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KRAUSER MAY HAVE WON THIS BATTLE, BUT THE WAR IS FAR FROM OVER! WITH 4 NEW OPPONENTS, EACH A WORTHY ADVERSARY, HOW LONG CAN HE HOLD ONTO THE BELT? AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHAT ACCESSORY WILL THE TERMINATOR GET NEXT?
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Nick
 
| | #263 posted October 15, 2009 at 12:43am (EST) |
Without a doubt, the best entry yet.
Jesus Christ, I can barely even compose myself over here. |
Chad
| | #264 posted October 15, 2009 at 12:47am (EST) |
I don't know which pic I like more, Predator throwing the Terminator or when the Terminator first puts on Moon Knight's cape. |
Chad
| | #265 posted October 15, 2009 at 12:57am (EST) |
And for the first time ever, I am open to requests of new fights! In additions to characters that have been shown there is also
lady deathstrike
pyro
abomination
loki
and in transit
neo
deadpool (though he has a crapty "custom" coloring, so i might want to repaint him before he participates |
Nick
| | #266 posted October 15, 2009 at 12:58am (EST) |
My personal faves are Terminator acquiring Moon Knights cape (The fact that Moon Knight is even included is awesome) and The cool sideways angle shot of The Krauser Krew. |
Chad
| | #267 posted October 15, 2009 at 1:00am (EST) |
i spent way too much on moon knight, like $20 shipped. but i just knew the cape would look incredible on the terminator.
and when you gonna start participating?!?!?!?!?!??! |
Nick
| | #268 posted October 15, 2009 at 1:03am (EST) |
I love that that's your justification for spending $20 on Moon Knight.
I haven't really been over at my house enough to grab any figures.
Also, I showed this to the gf, and she thought it was all good and funny, until I mentioned doing it, then she was like "nuh uh" and I was like "You hate fun" |
Chad
| | #269 posted October 15, 2009 at 1:14am (EST) |
dude... DTB. you were fudging made for this. |
Nick
| | #270 posted October 15, 2009 at 1:16am (EST) |
I just need to actually round up a roster.
I have a Deadpool figure with a mask that COMES OFF to reveal is ugly scarred face!! |
Nick
| | #271 posted October 15, 2009 at 1:16am (EST) |
And, now that I think of it, I am curious as to the size of Terminator's head, because I bet a Deadpool mask would be a fitting accessory. |
Chad
| | #272 posted October 15, 2009 at 1:24am (EST) |
is it a 6" figure or a 3 3/4"? the ones i have seen with a removable mask are 3 3/4". if its a 6" it has a good chance of working.
im also considering getting him something like this for the more formal occasions.
http://cgi.ebay.com/R165-1-6-Action-Figure-Accesso... |
Nick
| | #273 posted October 15, 2009 at 1:29am (EST) |
I don't know, I'd guess 6" off the top of my head. He was just like standard action figure size, not like Star Wars action figure size. |
Chad
| | #274 posted October 15, 2009 at 1:32am (EST) |
prly 6" then. |
Nick
| | #275 posted October 15, 2009 at 1:38am (EST) |
While reading tonight's AFFL chapter, I ate pumpkin pie ice cream smothered in hershey's syrup, it was SO GOOD |
RDTZ
| | #276 posted October 15, 2009 at 1:56am (EST) |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ "JUGGANETO."
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Forgotten_Freshness
| | #277 posted October 15, 2009 at 10:26am (EST) |
This is the best fight ever. I need to step it up, get a ring and all that. Got some fudging awesome figures now, but I need a gosh darn ring.
Gonna do a fight tonight BTW! I have it planned out now, and all figures ready!
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Chad
| | #278 posted October 15, 2009 at 12:16pm (EST) |
pumpkin pie ice cream sounds delicious, even though i am not a fan of pumpkin pie itself.
the one thing i dont like about having the ring and JR is that I try to have the commentary somewhat consistent with JR which really limits things.
i dont really plan out my fights other than the run ins. And the jugganeto run in was a spur of the moment. |
Forgotten_Freshness
| | #279 posted October 15, 2009 at 12:19pm (EST) |
I just need to plan a base for the fight, otherwise I think too hard and it takes TOO long. I know at least who is involved in tonight's fight, what the premise is, and what characters to introduce. I have an incredible figure I can't introduce yet because his sidekick got left at the fudging comic book store.
Tonight will still be awesome though.
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Chad
| | #280 posted October 15, 2009 at 12:23pm (EST) |
I can't wait. |
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