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Chad
  
| | #1 posted September 22, 2009 at 9:54pm (EST) |
This is the head quarters of all AFFL sanctioned fights. 1 fight/post. Include commentary as you see fit. |
Chad
| | #281 posted October 15, 2009 at 9:50pm (EST) |
quivering with anticipation franky |
Forgotten_Freshness
 
| | #282 posted October 15, 2009 at 9:58pm (EST) |
Uploading right now! Gonna be a while, 78 pictures, and only 3 or 4 are multiple shots.
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Chad
| | #283 posted October 15, 2009 at 9:58pm (EST) |
dude... i just bought a figure that is going to rock the foundations of the AFFL. It may not be a mechazawa or skull knight level figure in strength, but the charisma and ability to gather followers... he's going to destroy the Krauser Krew single handedly. |
kevolones
| | #284 posted October 15, 2009 at 11:24pm (EST) |
Crap that was insane. Terminators cape is fudging awesome. |
Chad
| | #285 posted October 15, 2009 at 11:24pm (EST) |
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Forgotten_Freshness
| #286 posted October 15, 2009 at 11:24pm (EST)
edited October 15, 2009 at 11:32pm (EST) |
Skulls VS Spiders Tag Team Match
It's the Action Figure Fight League coming to you LIVE from our East Coast division in Upstate NY! Tonight's match is a team match, with guest referee Yoda from some far off planet. Jesus Christ he's small.
In this corner we have a team of wild spiders, Spider-Man and Spider-Woman! Original names all over this corner.
Spider-Man: Let's do this! Yeah! YEAAAAAAAH!
Spider-Woman: You're such an idiot.
And in this corner, coming to the ring is... wait a second... Team Skeletor is 3 deep, with a giant monster in tow! What's going on here?! The spiders have to really man up if they plan on winning this fight!
Spider-Man: This is bullcrap. Seriously.
Looks like Spider-Woman and Skeletor are the ones starting the match.
Spider-Woman: Shake?
Skeletor: Heh. See this thumb? I'm going to put it in your ass. dog.
And they start with a grapple!
Spider-Woman flips Skeletor with a great display of athleticism!
Spider-Woman moves in for the throat chop...
AND SKELETOR WITH THE DOUBLE BOOT TO THE FACE!
Bogun catches Spider-Woman on his horn, and Spider-Man knows exactly what's coming! He rushes in to save her...
BUT HE'S TACKLED BY THE WOMAN PLEASER, OH GOD! Why is he called The Woman Pleaser?! Is it because his fingers look like dicks?!
Skeletor proceeds to mount Spider-Woman, and the rape commences! He's giving the thumbs up signaling that she was a virgin before he entered!
It looks like Beast Man is doing the Macarana!
The woman pleaser pleases spider-man near into a coma! Why is spider-man pleased by this?! Who knows! Have you seen that tongue?!
Skeletor is raping so hard he has battle damage!
But what's that sound...
IT'S CAMUS AND JAGI! CAMUS AND JAGI! THEY'RE ATTACKING TEAM SKELETOR! WHAT THE HELL IS UP THEIR SLEEVES?!
Spider-Man rolls away as Jagi gives The Woman Pleaser a face smashing with his guitar!
Camus beats the fudging crap out of Beast Man with his HEAVY METAL COBRAS. What is that sound?! Beast Man is crying like a little dog!
Skeletor gets off of Spider-Woman and backs himself against the wall, watching the mayhem in shock.
Where is Krauser in all of this?!
KRAUSER WITH A BOOT TO THE HEAD FROM BEHIND! THAT SON OF A dog IS HERE!!!!!!!
Spider-Man uses the opportunity to leap in for the pin.
And he does it with style as Yoda goes in for the 3 count!
Kruaser is adjusting his crotch.. is he... what's he going to do?!
Jagi and Camus sneak up on Spider-man
OH GOD!!!!!!! LET HIM GO YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!
THE DEMON RAPE! Krauser you sick son of a dog, DMC saved team Spider so they could rape Spider-Woman! Oh god they're forcing Spider-Man to watch it!
Spider-Man: Let her go you bastards! I'll Kill you, and I don't normally do that!
Forced fellatio! Forced fellatio! Spider-Woman's mascara is running!
*KNOCK KNOCK*
Jagi and Camus: Huh?
Guts: Mind if I cut in, fellas?
*WHACK!*
Guts: You're next, demon. I'll crap down your fudging throat!
Spider-Man: Y-yeah, me too! I'll save Spider-Woman if it's the last thing I do!
Krauser: Are you serious? You seriously want to fight me? I don't need the powers of my cape! C'MON! I'LL FIGHT YOU ON YOUR OWN LEVEL!
Spider-Man rushes in and gets a quick knee to the face! Son of a dog Kruaser is fast!
Kruaser darts at guts...
...but barely dodges Guts' blade!
Kruaser: Been training, have we?
Guts: What the- What the hell?!!
It's Bogun! Bogun is still around even though team Skeletor ran like little doges! DMC is in hysterics!!
Krauser: He's not even one of us, hahaha!
AHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
What the hell?! Spider-Man is wielding the heavy metal cobras! He just put Kruaser down!
Spider-Man: I'm tired of running from demons! If you want to play hardball, I'll play fudging hardball!
He smashes a cobra against the back of Krauser's skull!
SPIDER-MAN DOES A FRONT FLIP, SNAKES SWINGING! He smashes both Camus and Jagi into the pavement!
What's going on over here?! Guts has Bogun in a headlock and he's smashing his face in with the sword handle.
Kruaser: Hehehe! Well done Spider-Man... just as I planned....
Krauser: I finished impregnating your partner with my seed as you assaulted Camus and Jagi. The joke's on you, Spider-Man...
Spider-Man: Spider-Woman, are you OK?! Speak to me!!
Krauser: IT IS BOOOOOOOOOORN! MY DEMON SPAWN!!!!
Krauser: Now feed.
Oh god his spawn is eating spider-man! Will his spider-healing save him from becoming a feast?!
Krauser: And with that Guts, I leave you with a parting gift. Go, DMC, for I summon...
Krauser: ... THE JUGGERNAUT!!!!!! I'm tired of your antics. Fairwell, Guts.
Guts: Oof! Gah!
Juggernaut: Hey knight in busted armor, I've got a message from the master.
Guts: You think I wouldn't come prepared for Krauser's bullcrap... ?
Juggernaut: JUGGERNAUT WILL FLATTEN YOU, dog!
"I do not think so, comrade."
Juggernaut: What the?! Put me down ya bastard! LET GO UH ME!
OH GOD, THE DOUBLE GERMAN SUPLEX!
Zangeif: What is that saying you Americans have? "To the moon..."
"..dog"
Zangeif is... oh no... SPINNING PILEDRIVER! SPINNING PILEDRIVER!!!
The pavement cracks beneath them as Juggernauts head is buried!
Zangeif is helping Guts up off the ground, it looks like he's found an ally against the demons!
And here are our winners tonight, Guts and Zangeif, a real team of absolute power! Even though they didn't officially sign up for this fight.
Guts: So...
Zangeif: Yeah. Should we help him, comrade?
Guts: Eh, I'm on it.
Guts: I need a fudging drink.
Winner: Guts & Zangeif
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Chad
| | #287 posted October 15, 2009 at 11:35pm (EST) |
whos the nignog negger whos been negging all of my crap?!?! |
Forgotten_Freshness
| | #288 posted October 15, 2009 at 11:44pm (EST) |
Some ice cream man is negging the AFFL?!
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Chad
| | #289 posted October 15, 2009 at 11:45pm (EST) |
plussed.
from the thumbs up rape to the metal cobras (god, wouldnt the terminator kill for those?) to the multiple suplex into spinning piledriver, brilliant match. our skills are definitely improving. |
Chad
| | #290 posted October 15, 2009 at 11:49pm (EST) |
yeah, some fudgeer cant handle the awesome. so im banning all the notorious neggers from my forum! |
Forgotten_Freshness
| | #291 posted October 15, 2009 at 11:58pm (EST) |
The bogun headlock and the thumbs up rape made me laugh when I looked at the pictures.
Might be a week to 10 days before I do another one, but I'm hoping by then to have an area in my house set up specifically for this! It will be glorious.
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Chad
| | #292 posted October 16, 2009 at 12:02am (EST) |
my second bedroom doubles as exercise room/affl arena |
RDTZ
 
| | #293 posted October 16, 2009 at 2:48am (EST) |
Wow, that Juggernaut's costume looks weird. What's it from?
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Forgotten_Freshness
| | #294 posted October 16, 2009 at 10:18am (EST) |
He's from hell apparently. I don't really know, but his fingers all moved independently so I bought him.
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Chad
| | #295 posted October 16, 2009 at 10:32am (EST) |
isnt it awesome that crap like that becomes criteria on what is purchased?
and does have have like punching action or something, on account of the button on his back? |
Forgotten_Freshness
| | #296 posted October 16, 2009 at 11:21am (EST) |
Yes, he has punching action. That actually pissed me off and made it wicked hard to pose his Oh-so-super-poseable arms. He just swings his arms up and down, it's weak as fudge. I Kind of want to cut the button off his back so he would look better.
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Forgotten_Freshness
| | #297 posted October 16, 2009 at 11:23am (EST) |
By the way, extremely pleased with Zangeif. That figure is fudging awesome. Have 3 other Street Fighters as well.
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Chad
| | #298 posted October 16, 2009 at 11:25am (EST) |
do any SF figures have movable hands? im finding that is one of the better features of the marvel legends figures. that and capes. |
Forgotten_Freshness
| | #299 posted October 16, 2009 at 11:26am (EST) |
They don't have moveable hands, but often have interchangeable hands.
One of my guys, I think he has 3 sets. Another has 2. And one, oh man, he has an entirely new set of ARMS!
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Chad
| | #300 posted October 16, 2009 at 11:39am (EST) |
!!!!
youre going to be so jealous when my new figure shows up that i bought yesterday. much like i am currently jealous of zangief. |
Forgotten_Freshness
| | #301 posted October 16, 2009 at 11:39am (EST) |
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I CANT WAIT
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Chad
| | #302 posted October 16, 2009 at 11:59am (EST) |
you wanna know who it is ?!?!?!?! it will make everyone else jealous, especially nick, since you will be in the know! |
Forgotten_Freshness
| | #303 posted October 16, 2009 at 12:06pm (EST) |
  OK!!!!
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Chad
| | #304 posted October 16, 2009 at 12:11pm (EST) |
youve got PM! |
Forgotten_Freshness
| | #305 posted October 16, 2009 at 12:12pm (EST) |
YES
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Chad
| | #306 posted October 16, 2009 at 12:20pm (EST) |
i am truthful in saying this new development shall not disapoint?! |
Forgotten_Freshness
| | #307 posted October 16, 2009 at 12:37pm (EST) |
Groundbreaking.
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Nick
 
| | #308 posted October 17, 2009 at 1:41pm (EST) |
Damn, god match Frank.
Definitely some good shots there, I laughed hard when Juggernaut threw up the middle finger, haha.
That Zangief figure is badass.
I also used to have that Skeltor figure when I was a kid, probably still have it somewhere, I love that you made use of his battle wound chest spinner dealio. |
kevolones
| | #309 posted October 19, 2009 at 5:37pm (EST) |
LMAO at Woman Pleaser.
Also, that Zanguief is fantastic...I need that figure for my personal collection |
Chad
| | #310 posted October 19, 2009 at 6:17pm (EST) |
if you have a personal collection then why arent you participating in fights? |
kevolones
| | #311 posted October 19, 2009 at 10:21pm (EST) |
Cuse I dont think I have the skills. |
Chad
| | #312 posted October 19, 2009 at 10:30pm (EST) |
everyone has the skills!
taking pictures of a new match right now. THis is going to be a new type of match, so far its not feeling great but still good. hopefully it turns out alright. |
Forgotten_Freshness
| | #313 posted October 20, 2009 at 8:22pm (EST) |
Just want everyone to know I will have one more fight before I freeze my account for a few months. Will try to get it up in the next week.
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Chad
| | #314 posted October 20, 2009 at 8:46pm (EST) |
ive been wanting to freeze for over a month now, but the affl has been keeping me here. why you freezing?!? |
Forgotten_Freshness
| | #315 posted October 20, 2009 at 8:51pm (EST) |
AFFL has been keeping me too honestly. Only reason I'm here right now.
Going to freeze because I need a break. I spend too much time on this site when I should be working. I don't need to make anymore trades because I have 2 store rooms full to the brim, nothing else fits in them. I need to concentrate on selling and not trading.
Also, I want to punch the inside of a box so hard that it stays in there and when I mail it to people, they will open it and get punched in the fudging face. This is a sign this place is poisoning me.
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Chad
| | #316 posted October 20, 2009 at 8:59pm (EST) |
ah yes, the express punch. all too familiar with that. |
Chad
| | #317 posted October 20, 2009 at 10:45pm (EST) |
pictures have been taken. new match should be up within the hour. |
Chad
| | #318 posted October 20, 2009 at 11:33pm (EST) |
The Battle Royale
Welcome once again to an exciting night at the AFFL! Tonight is a very special night! The Krauser Krew has announced open try outs in the form of a special rules over the top rope battle royale! At least one invitation will be given out tonight for a new KK member. Standing opposite of them is the Koalition of the Killing. It is still unclear why they are here, but it appears they will not be participating in tonight's festivities. The rules of this Battle Royale are simple. Every time 1 contestant is eliminated, 2 enter until no one new enters. Someone is eliminated once they are thrown over the top rope and they hit the ground. So lets get this started!
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To start things off is Abomination and Lady Deathstrike, the first ever AFFL dog in Heat. Abomination rushes the corner for a big swing!
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But LD dodges and gets a rear naked choke hold on the big man!
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But the Abster has greater range of motion than the BiH expected
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And in a clear demonstration to the KK that he stands for what they do, Abo begins a methodical raping of LD.
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Treating her legs like the wish bone on Thanks Giving he stuffs LD like a turkey. He may not be the best technical fighter in the AFFL, but he has power and rape to spare.
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He has apparently had his fill and is now going for forced cunnilingus. I am not sure this is what the KK is looking for here.
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Thankfully he tired of that quickly and is now tossing her aside like a used kleenex.
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And the first contestant is out. Lets see who joins us next
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Now entering is Dude Love and the Big Show. These two staples of the AFFL are apparently tired of always being trodden on and are hoping to for once be the raper instead of the rapee.
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But no such luck for Dude Love as he is picked up and used as a weapon to take down the Big Show
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And he is unceremoniously tossed out the ring.
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In now is Snake Eyes and Mr. T. Abo apparently hasn't noticed yet
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T goes for the leaping screw attack, something the KK can certainly appreciate while Snake Eyes hacks away meaninglessly with his sword.
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Once again Ab uses someone as a weapon to once again take out the Big Show.
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This young monster is really showing something tonight as he throws out his third opponent in just a matter of moments.
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The lone man standing, this is a telling sight.
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But things may be getting more interesting as Moon Knight and.... neo enter the ring? What the blue blazes is Neo doing here?
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As Ab picks up Neo he quickly pulls out his gun while Moon Knight gives an ass-bo! ASS BO! OH MY WORDS!
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Neo has been thrown out while Moon Knight is kicked across the ring. But where are the next contestants?
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BUT NEO HAS SOMEHOW SUMMONED A WALL IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR ARENA STOPPING HIMSELF FROM TOUCHING THE GROUND AND IS LAYING DOWN A WALL OF LEAD ON THE GREEN GUY!
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IN A CLASSIC GRADE SCHOOL PRANK, BIG SHOW IS CROUCHED DOWN BEHIND THE GREEN MAN
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OVER THE ROPE! OVER THE ROPE! THE ABOMINATION IS OVER THE ROPE!
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And now this bastard is on my desk! IF I HAD MY HAT I'D HIT HIM WITH IT RIGHT NOW!
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Out of the frying pan and into the fire, Onslaught and Batman enter the fray! You have to question their intentions here on account of them previously being bitter rivals of the KK.
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Oh and Batman hits Neo with his grappling hook for an out. I guess Neo being outed isn't all that surprising, though.
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And in come Loki who appears to be drunk and unable to stand well and Balls of Fire
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Loki stumbles and knocks Moon Knight out.
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And in come Deadpool and Pyro. Jugganeto has T and Big Show in trouble as they are near elimination.
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T and Show are out. Without noticing Bat's ties Onlsaughts arms behind his back but before he can get lose Deadpool has them flying over the rope!
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And he's celebrating like only he can. Has anyone else entered or is this it for tonight?
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No! Predator is here and facing down Loki while Deadpool and HotGuy69 are locked up
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AND THATS NOT ALL! BENDER BENDING RODRIGUEZ HAS ENTERED THE RING!
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AND THE PREDATOR THROWS LOKI OUT WITHOUT ISSUE
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LOKI TAKES OUT BLACK HEART, WRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL AND GREEN GOBLIN, CERTAINLY NOT THE WAY TO INGRATIATE YOURSELF WITH THE BOSS!
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AND DEADPOOL HAS THE FLAMER DOWN
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MEANWHILE BENDER IS BEATING THE PREDATOR WITH A BEER BOTTLE!
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WHAT IN THE WORLD IS DEADPOOL DOING NOW? HE'S GOT FLAMERS LEG AND HE IS STEPPING OVER IT CROSSING IT BEHIND HIM...
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NOW ITS FORMING SOME SORT OF NUMERAL.... WHAT NUMBER IS IT?!?!?
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FOUR!!! ITS FOUR! ITS THE FANTASTIC FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK! WHERE DID DEADPOOL LEARN THIS MANEUVER?!?!?
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AND BENDER CONTINUES TO LAY DOWN THE BEATING
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RED ROCKET IS UP
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AND OUT
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AND BENDERS THROWN THE PREDATOR OUT OF THE RING
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BENDER SITS ON THE TURN BUCKLE DRINKING SOME MORE WHILE DEADPOOL AND PYRO SHOOT IT OUT
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DP TANKS THE DAMAGE AND PYRO FLIES INTO THE CORNER. SPLASH!
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IRISH WHIP ACROSS THE RING
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AND ANOTHER SPLASH!
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DEADPOOL DEATHDROP!
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AND GOOD NIGHT IRENE!
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DEADPOOL DEATHLOCK!!!! DEATHLOCK!
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THAT TAPPING WON'T DO ANYTHING HERE PYRO!
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AND PYRO IS OUT OF THE RING! THE FINAL TWO! WHO WILL WIN IN THIS BATTLE AND STRENGTHEN THE KK EVEN FURTHER??!
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STARE DOWN IN THE CENTER OF THE RING. NEITHER MOVES UNTIL BENDER OPENS HIS DOOR. WHATS HE GOING FOR??!
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OH MAW GAWD! HE'S BRIBING DEADPOOL! MONEY CAN'T BUY DEADPOOL YOU COWARD!
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... NEVER MIND. MONEY CAN BUY DEADPOOL AS HE LEAVES THE RING ON HIS OWN ACCORD!
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Krauser and the Terminator enter the ring.
Krauser -- Well done Bender. You have shown the KK just what we wanted to see. Strength, intelligence, lack of scruples, join us.
Bender -- Bite my shiny metal ass chump. I came here to show the metal that we don't need flesh bags to rule the AFFL. He's the only one I am interested in.
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Krauser THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! TERMINATOR! GET HIM!
Bender Why you following this guy? I know a thing or two about bending and I tell you, he ain't straight!
Krauser Damn you and your swarthy latin charm! Terminator! ATTACK
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Terminator -- Beep boop boop beep.
JR -- BAW GAWD!! TERMINATOR'S GIVEN BENDER MAW HAT! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??!
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JR SWORD TO THE NECK! TERMINATOR HAS SWORDED KRAUSERS NECK!
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KRAUSER RAPE!! KRAUSER RAPE! AFTER GIVING IT ALL THESE WEEKS, HE'S FINALLY TAKING IT! OH SWEET JUSTICE METAL ON FLESH RAPE!
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Bender -- AH HAH HA HA HA HA HA!
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Chad
| | #319 posted October 20, 2009 at 11:34pm (EST) |
tonights commentary was really half assed. oh well. |
Chad
| | #320 posted October 21, 2009 at 1:05pm (EST) |
I know it wasn't the best match but no feedback at all!? |
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