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Chad
  
| | #1 posted September 24, 2009 at 12:20am (EST) |
As I am sure you are all aware, I am something of a father figure or mentor for Richie. He looks at me and sees what he wants to be, and to be honest, who can blame him. So because of that he sent me his resume to look over for him. I questioned what sort of data it could contain, on account of his work history, or lack thereof, but I agreed nonetheless. Reading it, I couldn't help but smile. Enjoy Richie's interpretation of a resume.
RIcHIE's REZUMAY
My SKILlS
1) NIaL POLiSH
2) "INTeRNETTINg"
3) SOSHAL ANXIetY
4) IntERNET MODeRAtER GAMEtZ,COM
5) SoLO DUTcH OVENinG
6) MaRTIEL ARtS ExPeRT
7)CAIT LiKE REFleXES
8) HEmP bRACLeTS (i makz em!!)
9) LOLCATS. I dON MAK tHEm, bUT I LAFF AT THEM.
MY GOaLS
1) MARLBORO MaN 2012
2) gUtaR PLAYR 4...,,,. uhh GUNX n ROSES!!!1
3) GINNUS BUK OF RECORDS foR BESD FASHAL HAIR
4) NEVAR sHOWER My STINK
5) LIV WITh MY BROTheR FORVER!
6) SEe A REAl-LIvE VAgINEA BY AGe 47
7) MECKSeCO
8) TuCH A rEAL-LIFeD VAGNIE B,Y AgE 65
9) CRE8 INTERNT MEMe
I WILL
1) PLAY VIDO GAMeS
2) STaEL N-Ething OF VALuE 2 SaLE 4 METH
3) BaKE COOKIeS
4)tAKE L0TS PAYPALe LOaNz
5) Be WEL ResTED SInCE I haf ONLY WOrkED 1 DAY in the LAST 10 YERS
6) STiK UP 4 MY ATHIEST BELEEFz
7) EAt CUPCAKS
8) CuNTINUe 2 BLAmE MY PR0BLeMS oN A ImAGINERy AnXITEY DIs0RDer
9) KeEP On ROCKiN!
Personally I found his pledge to eat cupcaks to be the most compelling reason for an employer to hire him. How about you? |
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| | #41 posted September 25, 2009 at 8:08pm (EST) |
lol i knew someone named nick wheeler in middle school. we were of no relation
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Chad
| | #42 posted September 25, 2009 at 9:07pm (EST) |
lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo |
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| | #43 posted September 25, 2009 at 9:39pm (EST) |
ttly
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Forgotten_Freshness
 
| | #44 posted September 26, 2009 at 11:43am (EST) |
N W 4 L!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| | #45 posted September 26, 2009 at 11:49am (EST) |
nga
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Forgotten_Freshness
| #46 posted September 26, 2009 at 2:13pm (EST)
edited September 26, 2009 at 2:14pm (EST) |
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| #47 posted September 26, 2009 at 3:53pm (EST)
edited September 26, 2009 at 3:53pm (EST) |
 is a 
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Chad
| | #48 posted September 26, 2009 at 3:54pm (EST) |
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Forgotten_Freshness
| | #49 posted September 26, 2009 at 4:01pm (EST) |
Hahahahaha
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Nick
 
| | #50 posted September 26, 2009 at 11:00pm (EST) |
Hai dudez |
Chad
| | #51 posted September 26, 2009 at 11:19pm (EST) |
check out my new affl match dude! |
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| | #52 posted September 27, 2009 at 1:07am (EST) |
DUDE
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