> Well I will he sober and in the program until I graduate in September. I might graduate
> in June if I'm really lucky. I've been in this program since October 2014, taking
> random drug tests every week since then and paying 32 bucks per class for over 100
> classes. It's supposed to be a 15 month program but because I failed 2 drug tests
> for alcohol they gave me 24 extra classes each time and 6 extra months in the program.
> I got sick of it so I decided to get a job and stay sober so I can graduate, but
> once I get them off my back I'll be allowed to drink and drug in peace, without fear
> of failing a test! Look, a 40 hour check for me is only 280 bucks after taxes, so
> saving 125 is quite reasonable. I get 360 for a 6 day check and 450 bucks for a 7
> day check. On those weeks I get the overtime money, I can save more than 125 for
> those weeks. Friday I'll have a 40 hour check but Friday after next I'll have a 7
> day check so out of that 450, I should be able to save 250 or maybe even 300. As
> far as Newports go, 2 packs cost me 12 bucks after tax, and I buy 2 packs every 3
> days. So that's a little over 100 a month. But I enjoy them, I like to smoke in my
> car while I watch youtube videos and drink a Monster. I get a 10 pack of Monsters
> for 16 bucks after tax. I've been drinking 1 Monster a day. I'd rather be drinking
> a 6 pack of beer a day instead, which will cost me 6 bucks after tax. I could always
> just move in with someone and pay 400 bucks a month total, but I'd rather have my
> own place and live by myself. I found a trailer to rent that is 350 a month, but
> it doesn't look like a nice trailer. So I'm not sure what my final decision will
> be, but I know for now I will just continue saving over the rest of the year. I'd
> like to get 2 tattoos a month which will cost 200 bucks, but I'll only get them after
> I have placed my required 500 a month into my savings account. I did my taxes and
> I'll be getting 520 back. That's only for working 3 months last year. My car insurance
> is going to cost 646 bucks for 6 months total, so I'm gonna pay that off up front
> and use the tax check to cover it as well as 126 of my own money. I save 300 bucks
> by paying the insurance up irony, otherwise it's 171 a month. So I'll save the 300
> and just pay it up front. Then my only expense will be gas, and that costs me 22
> bucks a week! This is your problem..
You WASTE money on cigarettes and Monster drinks and tattoos, and also constantly talk about wanting to drink alcohol and do drugs: THE MAIN REASON YOUR IN REHAB!!!!!! Do they give you a certificate when you 'graduate' from rehab?? I want to see a copy of it...
Your basically THROWING $400+ a month away on cigarettes, unhealthy energy drinks and tattoos..You also know that you have to pay insurance twice a year right?? So that's about $1300 for the year in car insurance..
How much do you make a month, on average? Is this consistent?? I'd love to see your 2016 net pay.. We could really break it down for you better...
You said above you make $280 a check, so in a month you make about $1,120 a month after taxes. (based off of 4 weeks of work)
-$100 for cigarettes
- $48 for monster drinks
- $500 for savings (if you save $125 a week)
- $88 for gas (based off of estimation from above)
Right out of the gate you are already down to $384 for the MONTH, which averages to about less than $100 week for ALL OTHER Expenses (food, entertainment, etc), not including the $200 you want to spend on tattoos.. If you spend $200 on tattoos, you now average about $50/week.
You should seriously look for a second job.
Also, since your a master troll, maybe you can find a house under a bridge for cheaper than what your looking at