First gen Nest, Selling as Nest, two screws, and screwdriver only. Other miscellaneous things are included but I don't know what they are for or which gen they go with. Everything you need to get started included. Nest does have a line on the bottom of the display, but it is a thermostat, you will rarely notice. $85 shipped and it is yours.
Couple nice referral links in my bio.
I think the only way to resolve this is to make Porksta the moderator.
He's rarely (if ever) wrong, so that should fix everything.