Kommie

* 27-Mar(#1)
Welcome to the N64, Mass Effect, Witcher 3 and Detroit Become Hooman Haters Club. Discuss all things about why these games suck.
I know @DarkFact wants to vent on how awful Mass Effect truly is.
Fudge Mass Effect. Fudge The Witcher 3. Fudge Detroit Become Hooman.
Other potential members besides @DarkFact :
@Archer
@Feeb
@Heavyd814life
Nintendo 64 sucks, discuss.
egg

27-Mar(#3)I'd probably hate these games too if I actually played 'em.
Kommie

27-Mar(#5)Lunar wrote:> I'm going to start Witcher 3 today
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You'll hate it
Kommie

27-Mar(#6)Mass Effect, aka Dialogue Wheel Simulator w/ the false sense that choices matter.
Witcher 3: this is 85% a fetch quest to find Ciri.
loztdogs

27-Mar(#7)I wouldn't say I hate W3 but, I've started it 3 times and end up dropping it for something else. I did enjoy ME1&2 back in the day.
Kommie

27-Mar(#12)DrizzDrizzDrizz wrote:>
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> Witcher 3 is up there as a GOAT candidate for me tbh
Really? A fetch quest game is really GOAT material?
KCPenguins

* 27-Mar(#14)Haven't played Detroit. Couldn't get into Mass Effect. Tried to get into Witcher 3, put maybe 20+ hours into it, just couldn't. Geralt wasn't interesting and many decisions lead to stupid quests or terrible outcomes. Kudos to the team behind it, I'm sure that fictional era would have been a terrible place to live.
Kommie

27-Mar(#16)Gypsy wrote:> lol
Welcome!
Cevil

27-Mar(#17)Thanks for the inspiration @Kommie, I think I'm going to create a "Dark Souls/Eldin Ring Haters" thread now.
Kommie

28-Mar(#20)Archer wrote:> Why was I tagged for this?
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Secretly, everyone who claims to like Mass Effect really hates it.
Kommie

28-Mar(#22)Dialogue Wheel Simulators and Fetch Quest games aren't fun.
Archer

28-Mar(#23)Kommie wrote:> Archer wrote:
>> Why was I tagged for this?
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> Secretly, everyone who claims to like Mass Effect really hates it.
So you secretly love Detroit?
Kommie

28-Mar(#24)I said Mass Effect. It doesn't apply to Detroit.
Fitz

28-Mar(#26)You need help
Kommie

28-Mar(#27)Fitz wrote:> You need help
It is you who needs help. Clearly, you probably like these abominations.
sa330206

28-Mar(#28)Mass Effect 1 is pretty good. Witcher 3 is excellent. I've never played Detroit Become Human.
I just finished ME1 (Legendary Remake Version) last night. While it has aged some, it originally came out in 2007 so that's to be expected. I thought there was too much time spent in the Mako and many of the buildings on the planets were redundant, it was still an enjoyable game. IIRC ME2 made quite a few QOL improvements so I think it will be easier to get through. I'd still give ME1 a solid 7/10, even today though.
Kommie

29-Mar(#29)ME1 is a solid 0/10
Kommie

29-Mar(#31)Lunar wrote:> Do we need another Game of the Month thread devoted to playing these games on repeat?
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No, no, no. Torture isn't fun. Who would even want to play these more than once?
Kommie

29-Mar(#33)Oh yes, Mass Effect is such a rich and advanced technology universe that they still use elevators. Ella. Vaders.
Kommie

30-Mar(#37)Bleed_DukeBlue wrote:> This thread feels like a cry for help.
It is intended for those in denial. These games are overrated junk and people need to see the truth.
Kommie

30-Mar(#38)Archer wrote:> Red, Blue Or Green?
Clearly, red.
theJaw

30-Mar(#39)Kommie wrote:> Mass Effect, aka Dialogue Wheel Simulator w/ the false sense that choices matter.
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Choices do matter though. Maybe not on the third game's ending but I'm about halfway through Mass Effect 1 and already choices I made have had an impact on the game's story and which characters make it through.
sa330206

31-Mar(#41)I still feel like this is a joke thread. When i asked whats wrong with ME in another thread i was told "everything." So far in this thread the only things ive heard is 1) choices dont matter and 2) they use elevators.
For 1, its not true. Some of the choices do give different outcomes. I dont want to list spoilers but there is a whole ME wiki you can browse to confirm. For 2, the game was made in 2007. Of course it has some loading/elevators.
Ill even add to the list that the Mako sucks...but i still stick with my 7/10 rating. Its a good game.
Kommie

31-Mar(#42)Mass Effect 1 sucked so much that I never tried the others. I'm sure they suck too.
Heavyd814life

31-Mar(#44)Kommie wrote:> Mass Effect 1 sucked so much that I never tried the others. I'm sure they suck too.
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You try any of the Dragon Age games? Or any other BioWare games?
You know how much I love Detroit, but I won't make a case for it. I'm guessing you don't like any of the choice-driven adventure games like Life is Strange, The Walking Dead, Until Dawn etc? I know they just aren't some people's cup of tea.
On The Witcher 3...how far into it did you get? What were your gripes? I know there are people who didn't really dig the combat and i know it's a bit of a slow burn, but beyond that, the worldbuilding, the characters, the storytelling...it's all top-tier RPG stuff.
Heavyd814life

31-Mar(#46)Feeb wrote:> If you didn't like the Witcher 3 combat then you played it like a scared itty baby.
> That's the problem here.
I love the combat personally, but it's a common complaint I see. It takes a bit of getting used to, but once you get a hang of it, I think it's pretty great!
Feeb

31-Mar(#47)Heavyd814life wrote:> Feeb wrote:
>> If you didn't like the Witcher 3 combat then you played it like a scared itty
> baby.
>> That's the problem here.
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> I love the combat personally, but it's a common complaint I see. It takes a bit of
> getting used to, but once you get a hang of it, I think it's pretty great!
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It's pretty deep just wish it got deeper faster. And it's definitely not very easy if you play on deathmarch- gotta know it early. But once you're OP- it feels simplistic.
Kommie

31-Mar(#48)I'll respond in depth on my computer later @Heavyd814life but I actually beat The Witcher 3. Kept playing it hoping it'd get better but when I beat it I went "That was it?" It felt like it was 85% a fetch quest to find Ciri.
Kommie

31-Mar(#50)If the game were great, or memorable, I'd remember a lot more than the fact that it was primarily a fetch quest game.
dunno001

* 2-Apr(#55)Kommie wrote:> Mass Effect, aka Dialogue Wheel Simulator w/ the false sense that choices matter.
Well, I do like visual novels, but the choices in those DO matter. Usually.
> Witcher 3: this is 85% a fetch quest to find Ciri.
Now that sounds pointless. All you have to do is hold home for a couple of seconds, and she'll answer your question.
Disclaimer: I have not played, and do not own, any of these games.
Kommie

10-Apr(#56)Detroit: Become Hooman is terrible. Why? David Cage literally just took the Civil Rights Movement and other similar racially divisive periods of American History and replaced black people with Androids. That right there is beyond lazy storytelling. The end of the game is just a rip-off of the Selma March. It's basically a retelling/allegory for the Civil Rights Movement/racism but told with Androids. Wow, you ripped off History and made a game with it. How totally unoriginal. I'm not saying all games don't rip off something or other in some way, but the way Detroit does it is way too on the nose with it. Nothing original. Connor and Hank deserved better.
benstylus

10-Apr(#57)Kommie wrote:> Detroit: Become Hooman is terrible. Why? David Cage literally just took the Civil
> Rights Movement and other similar racially divisive periods of American History and
> replaced black people with Androids. That right there is beyond lazy storytelling.
> The end of the game is just a rip-off of the Selma March. It's basically a retelling/allegory
> for the Civil Rights Movement/racism but told with Androids. Wow, you ripped off
> History and made a game with it. How totally unoriginal. I'm not saying all games
> don't rip off something or other in some way, but the way Detroit does it is way
> too on the nose with it. Nothing original. Connor and Hank deserved better.
Among others, Fantasy Flight's Android universe also does that sort of thing way better.
Not just androids (bioroids in this universe), but also genetically modified clones, and the fight for and against them. Shades of both civil rights in terms of their humanity, but also of some of the fears around illegal immigration as your everyday people are being put out of work due to cheaper clone/bioroid labor purpose built for the job. Add in a dash of prime directive sort of stuff for the bioroids, cybernetic modifications, megacorporations versus hackers, and build in more story elements throughout the world of just how far people and corporations will go to serve their agendas, and you've got a really solid world to play in.
And since the best game in the universe was officially discontinued, it's legacy lives on in an unofficial capacity through Project Nisei which is doing a fantastic job.
theJaw

10-Apr(#58)Kommie wrote:> Detroit: Become Hooman is terrible. Why? David Cage literally just took the Civil
> Rights Movement and other similar racially divisive periods of American History and
> replaced black people with Androids. That right there is beyond lazy storytelling.
> The end of the game is just a rip-off of the Selma March. It's basically a retelling/allegory
> for the Civil Rights Movement/racism but told with Androids. Wow, you ripped off
> History and made a game with it. How totally unoriginal. I'm not saying all games
> don't rip off something or other in some way, but the way Detroit does it is way
> too on the nose with it. Nothing original. Connor and Hank deserved better.
Tbh this write up sorta made me want to finally play Detroit.
theJaw

10-Apr(#60)I've read plenty on the civil rights movement my man, some would say I was obsessed for a while there haha. That's why I got interested in Detroit after your post.
But the homophobia/misogynistic stuff is disappointing, probably doesn't change the quality of the game but I suppose I can skip that crap. I have the game disc already (got it during a Gamestop sale) but whatev.
Kommie

17-May(#63)Re opened to discuss how crapty the Nintendo 64 is. The controller alone has to be the worst controller in existence.
Kommie

* 17-May(#64)Like, um what crap for brains designed this
imageWho has three hands? Much less two left hands?
PizzaTheHutt

* 17-May(#65)It took me a long time to get used to the default N64 controller that came with the console. Me and my friends that had an N64 all seemed to prefer 3rd party options, with this one being the most common. For the first year or two I didn't know anyone that had a N64 and didn't own this controller.
imageAs for The Witcher, Mass Effect and Detroit, no comment because I haven't played them.
theJaw

* 17-May(#68)I had no issue with the N64 controller as a 7-year-old so I can't imagine the design was really that bad.
Kommie

18-May(#71)I mean, the story is just the Civil Rights Movement but replaces black people with Androids. It's so lazy. But then again, I think a lot of "android sci-fi" stuff is lazy and uses that for the story. And yeah, the "gameplay" is horrid. When I did play it I put it on the easy setting, fudging QTEs aren't gameplay.
Kommie

18-May(#74)DarkFact wrote:> At least it's not fudging Bugsnax
Yes! Cause Bugsnax is good!
Fitz

18-May(#75)Thanks for making this post, just beat Detroit again now moving on to mass effect 3, then going to jump on over to Witcher 3
Fitz

18-May(#76)might even dust off the n64
Kommie

18-May(#77)You must enjoy torture.
Kommie

18-May(#80)Frank wrote:> DarkFact wrote:
>> At least it's not fudging Bugsnax
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> Capturing wild creatures... Such an original idea.
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It's fun. Unlike Pokémon.