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Car_nage420
| #1 posted October 3, 2008 at 9:21am (EDT)
edited October 3, 2008 at 9:22am (EDT) |
Ok, it was Hilarious! was at a friend's House last night, and the VP debate came on, so of course we had to watch.
my buddys' Girlfriend (Who also happend to Vote Republican in every election she has ever Voted in)
stood up,
Muted the TV and Gave this speech........ well close, i'm sure i missed a word or 2 lol
"You betcha i'm a downhome kinda gal.
Just a hockey Mom from Alaska - just like you!
How do i get a handle on how the country should be ran? Well i just mosey on down to any local soccer game, and talk to the soccer mom's. they know best about the economy and how war's should be run after all.
I'm a strong independant woman, that know's my place is second-fiddle to a Man that degrades all that i say i stand for. and i myself do not have problem with Women's Rights issues. i believe we have all the Rights Men say would should, so there's nothing to complain about...... were just lucky they let us out of the House at all.
If i ever get asked those tough questions, most of that i have no idea what there evan talking about, i just look cute, and act adorable and make somthing up, it seems to work on most people. i bat the eyelashes, and there putty in my hands. Hell, i've gotten so good at it, i've suckered my way into being a Vp candidate, evan though i have Zero qualifications, and absolutly no idea what the hell i'm doing. but they figure since i'm from Alaska, and just a good old Hockey Mom - Just like you! that yo'all will relate to me, and think the words that come out of mouth might actually hold some Truth, when it's quite obvious to everyone that i'm too dumb to speak my mind, and only truly believe in what is written for me on Que cards and teleprompter's! But that just mean's i can Garuntee them the all the White Trash Votes!!!
(as herself now) Are you fudging serious, everytime i see this dog on Tv it makes me sick, to think the republican party has stooped so low as to choose a fudging redneck bumpkin dog from alaska, and think it's gonna get Women voters on there side??? Fudging idiots threw the election with this dumb ho! "
at this point she stomps away into the kitchen, mumbling somthing about how her grandparents rolling in there Grave when she has to Vote for a Democrat.... HAHAH
Flame me all you want, these are not my Words, these come from a HARDCORE conservative, that was raised to believe Republicans are the only decent, intelligent people in the world. and due to Sarah Palin (mostly due to G.W. Bush, but that's another story) , she has lost faith in there EVIL order!!!
and YES, i thought it was Hilarious, just wanted to share some humor with you all in this very serious time. :)
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Raisin
  
| | #2 posted October 3, 2008 at 9:47am (EDT) |
cool
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knighthawk
| | #3 posted October 3, 2008 at 10:28am (EDT) |
just sad how bad this year's campaigns have shown the election process in this country to be a joke now...
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SmarmySir
 
| | #4 posted October 3, 2008 at 10:29am (EDT) |
HAHAHhahahahHAHAHAHAHhahahahahHahahahahaahHAHAHAHAHA.
Hilarious.
Also, it's "y'all."
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kzn
 
| | #5 posted October 3, 2008 at 11:24am (EDT) |
Fudging masterpiece.
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Zenzrevenge
| | #6 posted October 3, 2008 at 11:36am (EDT) |
It's funny cuz it's true.
"I'm not gay, but I hate BUSH!"
"No matter how far a jackass travels, it won't come back a horse"
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Reed
| | #7 posted October 3, 2008 at 11:39am (EDT) |
Palin pwned. |
Reed
| | #8 posted October 3, 2008 at 11:39am (EDT) |
PALIN 4 MY MOM |
hseehS
(abandoned)
| #9 posted October 3, 2008 at 11:44am (EDT)
edited October 3, 2008 at 11:44am (EDT) |
There ya gO JOe, ya knOw....
She does sound like northern Georgie Bush. Her accent is as bad as people from the south.
You'd think with a journalism degree, she's be more accent neutral. Who in the fudge nationally would vote for a person who enunciates like a hick.
Oh yeah - Reed.
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kzn
| | #10 posted October 3, 2008 at 11:46am (EDT) |
No man, Reed votes for her cause she's hot, not because she's a hick. Or, maybe a hot hick?
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thatonedude
 
| | #11 posted October 3, 2008 at 12:03pm (EDT) |
I can't wait for this weeks SNL. |
hseehS
(abandoned)
| | #12 posted October 3, 2008 at 12:40pm (EDT) |
” Uh, nukuler weaponry, of course, would be the be-all, end-all of just too many people and too many parts of our planet so those dangerous regimes again cannot be allowed to acquire nukuler weapons, period.”
From last night's debate. Rambling, incoherent, disconnected.
Scary stuff that she might (long shot, albeit) have her finger on the button - an "end timer's" dream come true.
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DrizzDrizzDrizz
 
| | #13 posted October 3, 2008 at 12:43pm (EDT) |
i know nothing about palin except the SNL skits. THEY FUNNY
Smile Now Cry Later |
kzn
| | #14 posted October 3, 2008 at 12:50pm (EDT) |
I LOL HARD
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AlphakirA
  
| | #15 posted October 3, 2008 at 4:11pm (EDT) |
You have one hell of a 'memory'.
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Car_nage420
| #16 posted October 4, 2008 at 9:59am (EDT)
edited October 4, 2008 at 10:00am (EDT) |
AlphakirA wrote:
> You have one hell of a 'memory'.
eh, when you spend years arguing with someone, and they blindly follow one party no matter how retarded they get,
then you get the pleasue of one day watching them break down, and denounce everything they said. and make you feel like everything said was right, you tend to remember it :) lol
and like i said, it may not be word for word, i'm sure i missed 1 or 2 lol
i'm just sad i did'nt turn my phone on and get it on video, it would be a Utube classic haha
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DrizzDrizzDrizz
| | #17 posted October 4, 2008 at 11:04am (EDT) |
i dont think anyone would like it or find it funny except for you and your friends!
That seems to be the case with 99.9% of "funny" cell phone videos.....they're just not made to be shared with the world!
Smile Now Cry Later |
Iced
| | #18 posted October 4, 2008 at 11:25am (EDT) |
I would have told the dog to stop acting like a fudging comedian and unmute the tv. |
DR_SPOCK
 
| | #19 posted October 4, 2008 at 1:22pm (EDT) |
Nirvana wrote:
> That seems to be the case with 99.9% of "funny" cell phone videos.....they're
> just not made to be shared with the world!
LIES. MY FRIENDS AND I ARE HILARIOUS!!!!
Buying EB/GameStop gift cards at 85% face value. WOW!!!!
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hseehS
(abandoned)
| #20 posted October 4, 2008 at 2:26pm (EDT)
edited October 4, 2008 at 2:27pm (EDT) |
The McSame camp is rumored to be responsible for www.votefortheMILF.com.
http://www.govgap.com/2008/09/28/john-mccain-own-v...
Visit VoteForTheMILF.com and you will be redirected specifically to a video intro by Gov. Sarah Palin at JohnMcCain.com if you are hitting it for the first time. Note that the redirect sends you first to JohnMcCain.com and THEN to Palin.htm (Palin’s Video Intro) if you’re visiting for the first time, or if your cookies are cleared, or if you’re not accepting cookies. Here’s a video of this taking place:
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Lino
| | #21 posted October 4, 2008 at 2:49pm (EDT) |
Seriously, I can't believe she says "nukular". Wow.
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DrizzDrizzDrizz
| | #22 posted October 4, 2008 at 2:57pm (EDT) |
a lot of people say it like that, sadly
Smile Now Cry Later |
TheHunt
| | #23 posted October 4, 2008 at 3:01pm (EDT) |
Are you gonna post pics of said girl or what? |
Lino
| | #24 posted October 4, 2008 at 3:15pm (EDT) |
Nirvana wrote:
> a lot of people say it like that, sadly
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If they work at McDonald's, that is expected. But if they hold the universe's power in their political ovary, they should know the english language, I think.
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DrizzDrizzDrizz
| | #25 posted October 4, 2008 at 3:39pm (EDT) |
My fudging Civics (i think) teacher in high school said it....what a joke, I abused her for it though, don't worry. I think McKay was her name
Smile Now Cry Later |
DR_SPOCK
| | #26 posted October 4, 2008 at 3:41pm (EDT) |
I don't understand WHY these people continue to pronounce the word incorrectly. They KNOW it's wrong and yet they persist. Is there some hidden virtue or appeal in speaking like a seven year old? MIND BOGGLING.
Buying EB/GameStop gift cards at 85% face value. WOW!!!!
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DrizzDrizzDrizz
| | #27 posted October 4, 2008 at 3:42pm (EDT) |
Nigga ax about me, nigga ax about me
Smile Now Cry Later |
hseehS
(abandoned)
| | #28 posted October 5, 2008 at 11:00pm (EDT) |
DR_SPOCK wrote:
> I don't understand WHY these people continue to pronounce the word
> incorrectly. They KNOW it's wrong and yet they persist. Is there some
> hidden virtue or appeal in speaking like a seven year old? MIND BOGGLING.
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You betcha! It is because they hate those educated elites, those who have some depth (rather than complete and utter cotton candy) to their knowledge.
“Our 'neoconservatives' are neither new nor conservative, but old as Babylon and evil as Hell” - Edward Abbey |
Picktor
(frozen)
| | #29 posted October 6, 2008 at 12:02am (EDT) |
DR_SPOCK wrote:
> I don't understand WHY these people continue to pronounce the word
> incorrectly. They KNOW it's wrong and yet they persist. Is there some
> hidden virtue or appeal in speaking like a seven year old? MIND BOGGLING.
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Did you ever see that Simpson's where Homer pronounces "nuclear" for Mr Burns? Fudgein classic! |
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