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DShaw85
 
| #1 posted June 29, 2009 at 10:24pm (EST)
edited June 30, 2009 at 8:13pm (EST) |
EDIT: Nevermind it. |
DaveSGE
| | #2 posted June 29, 2009 at 10:25pm (EST) |
Get a job. |
xSaosiNHx
| | #3 posted June 29, 2009 at 10:27pm (EST) |
DaveSGE wrote:
> Get a job.
+1
Welcome to life buddy.
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darkslime
  
| | #4 posted June 29, 2009 at 10:33pm (EST) |
I'm 15 and make a good amount of money flipping stuff on ebay
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DShaw85
| | #5 posted June 29, 2009 at 10:39pm (EST) |
Dudes..I'm not anti-work or anything, like I said I just don't want a job that would tie me down right now. I'm all for working, just very temporary stuff.
And yeah, I've pretty much ran dry the whole selling business. |
Felty
 BTRs
(abandoned)
| | #6 posted June 29, 2009 at 10:54pm (EST) |
I've been considering putting my dognapping idea into action. |
Chad
| | #7 posted June 29, 2009 at 10:56pm (EST) |
go to a walmart, drop a bottle of apple juice on the floor and have him tell someone about it. before they put the sign up but after they tell, slip on it and injure yourself. go to a doctor complaining about back pains, get a lawyer, settle out of court. |
Candle_Jack
| | #8 posted June 29, 2009 at 10:56pm (EST) |
You lout, go whore yourself out to fifty ugly girls for ten bucks a pop. There you go |
Chad
| | #9 posted June 29, 2009 at 10:58pm (EST) |
even ugly girls can get laid without much problem. i doubt hes some casanova worth even $10 a bang. |
seanner
| | #10 posted June 29, 2009 at 10:59pm (EST) |
There are various work assistance programs around here that have summer job boards and the one option they have is the "odd job squad", you sign up for the service and see what you are qualified to do and at the beginning of the day you call in and see what jobs are available for the day, ie. mowing lawns, cleaning garages, babysitting, etc. You don't have to do it on a regular basis, just whenever you feel like working. See if there are any similar programs available in your area. |
DShaw85
| #11 posted June 29, 2009 at 11:04pm (EST)
edited June 29, 2009 at 11:05pm (EST) |
Geez..okay, so would you say that mowing lawns for money is a bad thing? That's all I'm asking for - a way to make money by WORKING, just not a job. I'm not trying to find ways to get free money. No need to be insulting.
Edit: That was directed towards the other guys except seanner. I don't think we have an 'odd job' deal here. If we did I'd jump on it. |
Chad
| | #12 posted June 29, 2009 at 11:04pm (EST) |
send pictures of yourself naked to a teacher you like, then blackmail him into giving you money so you dont go to the cops. |
Chad
| | #13 posted June 29, 2009 at 11:08pm (EST) |
cut your dick off, put it in a bowl of wendy's chili, take a bite and then claim booker T did it to you and sue him and wendy's. |
DirtyMarco
| | #14 posted June 29, 2009 at 11:11pm (EST) |
There is always Male prostitution.
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Patiencepage
| | #15 posted June 29, 2009 at 11:31pm (EST) |
DShaw85 wrote:
> That's all I'm asking for - a way to make money by WORKING,
> just not a job.
If that were possible, nobody would have a job, yet everyone would have money. Sounds like your only options are those of a middle schooler - mow lawns or babysit.
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Chad
| | #16 posted June 29, 2009 at 11:33pm (EST) |
rob old people. they think all youngin's look alike so youll get off scott free. |
Felty
BTRs
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| | #17 posted June 29, 2009 at 11:38pm (EST) |
That's not bad if you are under 18 you can't get in much trouble anyway. |
DShaw85
| #18 posted June 29, 2009 at 11:42pm (EST)
edited June 29, 2009 at 11:44pm (EST) |
Well..yeah, patience. I'm not trying to make a living off this, just a few bucks here and there. It can still be considered a job I suppose, I was just meaning job as in working at a grocery store or whatever. Mowing lawns is a great example of what I'm looking for - but considering it's been 100+ degrees here almost every day for the past couple weeks I'd rather not mow. If it gets cooler, then sure. But I was hoping someone would have an idea of other jobs like that. Wasn't really expecting people to jump all over me based on assumptions. |
psykho_maniak
| | #19 posted June 29, 2009 at 11:44pm (EST) |
do what bums do, collect cans and beg for change
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Patiencepage
| | #20 posted June 29, 2009 at 11:52pm (EST) |
I know what you're saying, I'm just saying there's not that many options. If I were you, I'd get a part time job waiting tables or something 2-3 nights per week. You'll still have plenty of time off and for the time and skills required, waiting tables is usually the most money per hour if you work in a decent restaurant.
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DShaw85
| | #21 posted June 30, 2009 at 12:01am (EST) |
Hmmmm...I'll actually consider that one. Didn't know a 16-year-old could get a job like that. |
Patiencepage
| #22 posted June 30, 2009 at 12:05am (EST)
edited June 30, 2009 at 12:06am (EST) |
Yep. Depending on the laws of your state, you won't be allowed to handle beer bottles (even empty ones)... and it helps to be an attractive female (can't imagine why), but plenty of restaurants around here hire young kids, especially in the summer. Bonus points if you can get a job in a touristy place.
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DShaw85
| | #23 posted June 30, 2009 at 12:09am (EST) |
Ah. Well I'm certainly not an attractive female (lol) and I don't exactly live in a touristy place, but I might as well check out local restaurants anyway. Thanks for the idea. |
BioHazardMan
| | #24 posted June 30, 2009 at 12:10am (EST) |
You could rent yourself off to 100 fat chicks for $100 bucks a piece...Or 10 really fat chicks for $1,000 bucks a piece!
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xSaosiNHx
| | #25 posted June 30, 2009 at 12:11am (EST) |
LegendKiller wrote:
> You could rent yourself off to 100 fat chicks for $100 bucks a piece...Or
> 10 really fat chicks for $1,000 bucks a piece!
>
fail.
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Chad
| | #26 posted June 30, 2009 at 12:12am (EST) |
open a website where you'll cut your foot off once you raise $100,000. then cut your foot off. |
DirtyMarco
| | #27 posted June 30, 2009 at 12:14am (EST) |
or take the website down after you get the 99,999 dollar.
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Chad
| | #28 posted June 30, 2009 at 12:18am (EST) |
or cut your foot off preemptively and then get people to pay a nickel to see it. |
flyngmonbob
| | #29 posted June 30, 2009 at 1:35am (EST) |
Just get a fudging job you lazy crap |
Forgotten_Freshness
 
| | #30 posted June 30, 2009 at 2:28am (EST) |
Chad wrote:
> open a website where you'll cut your foot off once you raise $100,000.
> then cut your foot off.
Like that chop fred's feet site from forever ago right? Man that dude made a crapload of money off that.
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Shadowrunner
 
| | #31 posted June 30, 2009 at 3:57am (EST) |
You're 16. It's summer time and school is out. Is it really that hard to bag groceries for 3-4 days a week for 5-6 hours? |
seanner
| | #32 posted June 30, 2009 at 5:49am (EST) |
Shadowrunner wrote:
> You're 16. It's summer time and school is out. Is it really that hard
> to bag groceries for 3-4 days a week for 5-6 hours?
Grocery stores still have bagboys? |
invisibleink
| | #33 posted June 30, 2009 at 12:35pm (EST) |
end yourself
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BluePhoenix
| | #34 posted June 30, 2009 at 12:36pm (EST) |
Time is money |
Forgotten_Freshness
| | #35 posted June 30, 2009 at 12:36pm (EST) |
jerk tag
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Chad
| | #36 posted June 30, 2009 at 12:39pm (EST) |
set up a spot on a sidewalk with lots of traffic and take a cheese grater to your face for change. |
BluePhoenix
| | #37 posted June 30, 2009 at 12:40pm (EST) |
I'm done playing tag with you Frank after what happened before. I'm running inside and eating a freeze pop. |
Mendo
| | #38 posted June 30, 2009 at 12:51pm (EST) |
Yard work for the neighbors. |
Chad
| | #39 posted June 30, 2009 at 1:30pm (EST) |
set up a webcam in your room that records you while you sleep. have a website called "davidcrapshisbed.com" where every night you crap your bed. people will pay to watch that. you could then have a spinoff site call "davidpissingthebed.com" |
DShaw85
| | #40 posted June 30, 2009 at 2:08pm (EST) |
Shadowrunner wrote:
> You're 16. It's summer time and school is out. Is it really that hard
> to bag groceries for 3-4 days a week for 5-6 hours?
Thing is, I hate grocery stores. That's why I'm trying to find odd jobs. Pretty much the only place to work around here is grocery stores and fast-food places. It's not because it's hard, it's because it's not something I'd like to do, and thankfully, don't have to. It's not because I'm lazy. As stated multiple times, I would still be working doing something else. Even harder stuff. Just temporarily.
And as for yardwork Guy, like I said it's been 100+ degrees here every day for the past couple weeks. Not real eager to get into that. =P If it hits 90, I'll probably go for it. |
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