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secret_defender 
| | #1 posted September 27, 2009 at 9:57pm (EST) |
Anyone here or know someone from there that can do something simple. You take 2 pictures of someone then email them to me using my other email, i mail you 5 cash. like a wallet size but not any bigger than double that size; does not have to be high quality, if you can't email you can mail if you want |
monkbonk 

| | #2 posted September 27, 2009 at 10:00pm (EST) |
Have you never seen this person b4? |
nomas 
| | #3 posted September 27, 2009 at 10:12pm (EST) |
wtf? |
Grimlock 

| | #4 posted September 27, 2009 at 10:14pm (EST) |
Pedophilia at its finest. |
Chad 
| | #5 posted September 27, 2009 at 10:15pm (EST) |
commissioned stalking costs more than $5 bro. |
Animism 
| | #6 posted September 28, 2009 at 2:06am (EST) |
oddest request Ive read in awhile... |
darkslime 

| | #7 posted September 28, 2009 at 2:21am (EST) |
Animism wrote:
> oddest request Ive read in awhile...
his last request was asking for a password to a porn site or something
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Chadical 

| | #8 posted September 28, 2009 at 8:49am (EST) |
This is borderline illegal right?
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goldbera 
| | #9 posted September 28, 2009 at 11:16am (EST) |
ha Im in houston, but this sounds retarded. Ill take pix of someone random, but no way Im tracking down a specific person and taking secret photos of them. Thats just weird. |
secret_defender 
| | #10 posted September 28, 2009 at 12:31pm (EST) |
There's no stalking involved. Taking pictures in public no matter who or what or what you do with it isn't illegal. 5.00 is generous for 2 pictures; in some places you can get a bunch for that.
yep i wanted password for porn funny thing is when the sign up finally worked the torrent i wanted did not even though it had a high seed showing
weird maybe, retarded no some pictures are priceless these 2 will be but not to the taker or anyone here they mean only a easy 5 |
BluePhoenix 

| #11 posted September 28, 2009 at 12:56pm (EST) edited September 28, 2009 at 1:02pm (EST) |
I don't know whether you should read a book on business, law, or morals first but try and get around to all three of them eventually. |
Chad 
| | #12 posted September 28, 2009 at 12:58pm (EST) |
no U SHOULD A BOOK! |
BluePhoenix 

| | #13 posted September 28, 2009 at 1:02pm (EST) |
lol fudge you chad |
DrizzDrizzDrizz 
| | #14 posted September 28, 2009 at 1:06pm (EST) |
secret defender, just please....tell us the story. I speak for everyone here, I'm almost sure of it. We're dying to know the details here! |
goldbera 
| | #15 posted September 28, 2009 at 1:25pm (EST) |
yeah do tell why you need a photo? |
V3rtigo 
| | #16 posted September 28, 2009 at 6:29pm (EST) |
go hire a real PI for a few hundred. $5, seriously? this isn't the lot outside of homedepot. $5 isnt even enough to buy gas to go take a photo. |
Animism 
| | #17 posted September 28, 2009 at 7:08pm (EST) |
Gotta say....Im pretty interested for this story as well... |
darkslime 

| | #18 posted September 28, 2009 at 9:18pm (EST) |
tell me more!
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Chadical 

| | #19 posted September 28, 2009 at 9:26pm (EST) |
If someone happens to help you here and the person ends up in an "accident" your pretty much screwed there guy.
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secret_defender 
| | #20 posted September 28, 2009 at 9:51pm (EST) |
for gas i will have to disagree you can always do it when you are already in town or in the area, if don't want to sneak all you have to is say something like can i take a picture scavenger hunt or etc. there's nothing to it; accident from taking a picture doesn't make sense car accident maybe but that would have nothing to do with me
don't know what you mean blue phoenix but taking a picture in public area or asking is not illegal
The story will remain a secret even to the taker. |
monkbonk 

| | #21 posted September 28, 2009 at 9:59pm (EST) |
secret_defender wrote:
> The story will remain a secret even to the taker.
Then fudge this!
T.A.P.E. FORUM |
cesar93 
| | #22 posted September 28, 2009 at 10:07pm (EST) |
Try Eharmony or match.com |
DR_SPOCK 
| | #23 posted September 28, 2009 at 10:08pm (EST) |
I wouldn't take two pictures of my house for $5. |
invisibleink 
| | #24 posted September 28, 2009 at 11:12pm (EST) |
lol if you wont tell us what this about nobody is going to even consider helping you sociopath. find another way to stalk/harass whoever this poor person is that has incurred the retarded wrath of secret_defender
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Chad 
| | #25 posted September 28, 2009 at 11:22pm (EST) |
what city do you live in cantero? cuz if im ever there im so taking pictures of your house and selling them for $5. |
DR_SPOCK 
| | #26 posted September 28, 2009 at 11:23pm (EST) |
Chad wrote:
> what city do you live in cantero? cuz if im ever there im so taking
> pictures of your house and selling them for $5.
I'LL NEVER TELL. |
Chad 
| | #27 posted September 28, 2009 at 11:24pm (EST) |
damn! and frozen to seal the deal. |
invisibleink 
| | #28 posted September 28, 2009 at 11:35pm (EST) |
doc spock is a tough customer
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Chad 
| | #29 posted September 28, 2009 at 11:40pm (EST) |
hes a bastard, thats what he is! |
invisibleink 
| | #30 posted September 29, 2009 at 12:19am (EST) |
inglorious
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goldbera 
| | #31 posted September 29, 2009 at 10:12am (EST) |
no its true - his parents had him out of wedlock. |
Demonis 
| | #32 posted September 29, 2009 at 11:48am (EST) |
If it was so easy you'd do it yourself. Even if you live IN Houston, the chances of you being near enough to this person you want them to track down and photograph isnt likely to be within $5 two way trip gas range unless they ride a moped. Let alone their time to take the picture, and effort. You're asking a lot for literally NOTHING. Most people have more than $5 in change under the couch cushion. Get real. |
Chad 
| | #33 posted September 29, 2009 at 12:44pm (EST) |
I love how often literally mean figuratively. |
DrizzDrizzDrizz 
| | #34 posted September 29, 2009 at 2:26pm (EST) |
I kinda like it |
Chad 
| | #35 posted September 29, 2009 at 2:47pm (EST) |
i literally love it. |
invisibleink 
| | #36 posted September 29, 2009 at 2:59pm (EST) |
real literally or literally/figuratively?
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oulzac 
| | #37 posted September 29, 2009 at 3:02pm (EST) |
That just reminded me of a David Cross bit.
“You know one of the things I can’t stand; one of my like pet peeves is people who misuse the word literally. That drives me up a wall because when you misuse the word literally you are using it in the exact opposite way it was intended. When you fudge that up, you fudge it up so bad. Its not like a little goof. You should stop using the word forever until you fudging figure it out. It’s like ‘Dude man, let me tell you the funniest story. I was really fudgeed up the other day and I was hanging out with Jeremy and we were both super fudgeed up. And we went back to Jeremy’s apartment and we split this bar of Zanax. Then he put on that Viking hat, you know the one he won in Vegas, and he started dancing around. Dude it was so fudging funny, I literally crap my pants.’ What’d you do with your pants? ‘What’re you talking about?’ No, you said you literally crap you pants. What’d you do with your crapty pants? ‘Naw dude, I didn’t really crap my pants, I literally crap my pants. You don’t get it at all’”
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DrizzDrizzDrizz 
| | #38 posted September 29, 2009 at 3:24pm (EST) |
I love David Cross. Mostly because of Arrested Development...but also because he's just awesome, his stand up is great |
Mitsuru 

| | #39 posted September 29, 2009 at 3:26pm (EST) |
Why can't you just jank a picture off the internet? |
morrodox 
| #40 posted September 29, 2009 at 4:06pm (EST) edited September 29, 2009 at 4:09pm (EST) |
Wow. I just clicked on this thread totally at random, and... wow. Okay I know you said you didn't want to give up the whole story, but maybe we can get a few hints:
I take it the person to be photographed is someone specific. Is it someone you know, someone you'd like to know, or someone you'd like to PRETEND you know?
Why is the size of the pic so important, but quality isn't? If it's being emailed to you, can't you just resize it to make it how you want?
How can you be sure your photographer won't tell the photo subject what you've asked him to do? It sounds like you want to keep this a secret from everyone, but you're actually deepening the mystery, and someone may find it just too tempting.
Sorry guy, but without more details you're coming across as a real Creeper McCreepinz, and you're probably going to have trouble finding many takers. Just sayin'.
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