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Porksta
| | #1 posted November 3, 2009 at 11:51pm (EST) |
So I was sitting in my living room watching "Without Bias" the story on Len Bias on ESPN. The movie is made up of interviews of family and friends. As I am sitting there I see a woman talking and saying how she never saw him do drugs. I see the face and the name and suddenly realize that she is one of my teachers! Apparently she was Len Bias' girlfriend at the time of his death. I am going to have to bring that up on Monday when I see her. |
ryanflucas
  
| | #2 posted November 4, 2009 at 12:59am (EST) |
My next door neighbor was a prick and got punched in the face by Charles Barkley. |
DrizzDrizzDrizz
 
| | #3 posted November 4, 2009 at 9:09am (EST) |
Patrick Ewing is really cheap when it comes to halloween candy.
Smile Now Cry Later |
Chadical
 
| | #4 posted November 4, 2009 at 9:16am (EST) |
Earnest is a dick in real life. I asked for his autograph at the mall and he said,"I ain't got time for this crap" and walked on.
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Iced
 
| #5 posted November 4, 2009 at 10:33am (EST)
edited November 4, 2009 at 10:34am (EST) |
Bill Laimbeer doesn't wash his hands after going number 1, stating that "it would be an insult to [his] penis" if he did. "That's like admitting I have a gross wang, which I don't," says Laimbeer.
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thatonedude
 
| | #6 posted November 4, 2009 at 10:53am (EST) |
Chong is as cool in real life as he is on the tele. |
oldskoolandy
| | #7 posted November 4, 2009 at 10:55am (EST) |
ryanflucas wrote:
> My next door neighbor was a prick and got punched in the face by Charles
> Barkley.
I pissed next to "Thunder" Dan Majerle when he used to do TV commentary and was in town sometime for a Bucks playoff game.
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emoryarts
 
| | #8 posted November 4, 2009 at 11:32am (EST) |
I got a haircut next to Garth Brooks. A kid next to us was getting his hair cut, for the first time, and started to cry. So good ol' Garth started to soothe him with his singing-skillz. It was magically, even if I despise country music. |
DrizzDrizzDrizz
| | #9 posted November 4, 2009 at 11:38am (EST) |
thatonedude wrote:
> Chong is as cool in real life as he is on the tele.
tommy chong? I've never really watched much of him in anything, but.....ugh, worst character on That 70's Show. I hated him. I got angry at the screen whenever he had a line. *painful groan* all around!
Smile Now Cry Later |
citizen_zane
| | #10 posted November 4, 2009 at 12:11pm (EST) |
I saw David Carradine once at a lake in the mountains of California. My buddy who was a local, said that he always got crap-faced at the bar by the lake and was a real butt-hole. Everyone hated him.
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Forgotten_Freshness
 
| | #11 posted November 4, 2009 at 12:42pm (EST) |
One time, when I was in first grade, this guy named Yuki came from Japan and was teaching us all how to use chopsticks and write our names in Japanese. To this day, I don't remember how to do either.
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Did I do it right?
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Iced
| | #12 posted November 4, 2009 at 12:43pm (EST) |
I think anything done in this thread is right at this point.
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Technosphile
| | #13 posted November 4, 2009 at 12:58pm (EST) |
Macho Man Randy Savage uses both hands to masturbate |
Chad
| | #14 posted November 4, 2009 at 1:12pm (EST) |
John Elway and I eifel towered a dog while he was doing blow off her back. |
thatonedude
| #15 posted November 4, 2009 at 1:47pm (EST)
edited November 4, 2009 at 3:07pm (EST) |
DrizzDrizzDrizz wrote:
> thatonedude wrote:
>> Chong is as cool in real life as he is on the tele.
>
> tommy chong? I've never really watched much of him in anything, but.....ugh,
> worst character on That 70's Show. I hated him. I got angry at the
> screen whenever he had a line. *painful groan* all around!
Oh man! Chong represents the epitome of the '70s drug culture, have you never seen Cheech & Chong's Up In Smoke?!? He represented that perfectly in the That '70s Show (yes of course over dramatized for cheap laughs in a sitcom) which takes heavy aim at the use of Marijuana socially. He was also made a poster boy target of a sting operation by the Bush administrations overzealous federal drug law enforcement which sent him to prison for selling a shipment of 'paraphernalia' to one of two states that do not condone 'paraphernalia' sales. After repeated declination of requests for a large order of pipes, the 'company' finally caved after a trust was built with the buyer due to incessant requests and conversations over a few months. The result? A DEA raid of his private home and seizure of his most of his assets. Big time criminal needed the calvary to come arrest him like he was a armed terrorist and embarass him in his neighborhood. His son was running the company under his name and he took the wrap to let his son avoid any prison time.
I had the courtesy of watching him and his wife do a stand up routine a couple years ago and got to shake his hand and talk to him and his wife a bit after the show (so did everyone else there, pretty low key place), really cool guy and very outspoken about the Bush administration. While not the most hilarious comic by far, he is an icon that transcends into the younger generations... Snoop Dogg had him appear in the movie 'Car Wash' as his dealer. Props from one weed czar to another. Also, one of the most healthy looking 70 somethings I ever met. |
Iced
| #16 posted November 4, 2009 at 1:59pm (EST)
edited November 4, 2009 at 1:59pm (EST) |
Worst character on That 70s Show definitely goes to whoever replaced Eric in the last season(s?). Y'know, Seth Myers' brother.
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Chad
| | #17 posted November 4, 2009 at 2:07pm (EST) |
mitch hedberg was terrible in that 70s show the few episodes he was in. |
DrizzDrizzDrizz
| | #18 posted November 4, 2009 at 2:34pm (EST) |
thatonedude wrote:
> DrizzDrizzDrizz wrote:
>> thatonedude wrote:
> |>> Chong is as cool in real life as he is on the tele.
>>
>> tommy chong? I've never really watched much of him in
> anything, but.....ugh,
>> worst character on That 70's Show. I hated him. I got
> angry at the
>> screen whenever he had a line. *painful groan* all around!
>
> Oh man! Chong represents the epitome of the '70s drug culture,
> have you never seen Cheech & Chong's Up In Smoke?!? He represented
> that perfectly in the That '70s Show (yes of course over
> dramatized for cheap laughs in a sitcom) which takes heavy
> aim at the use of Marijuana socially. He was also made a
> poster boy target of a sting operation by the Bush administrations
> overzealous federal drug law enforcement which sent him
> to prison for selling a shipment of 'paraphernalia' to one
> of two states that do not condone 'paraphernalia' sales.
> After repeated declination of requests for a large order
> of pipes, the 'company' finally caved after a trust was
> built with the buyer due to incessant requests and conversations
> over a few months. The result? A DEA raid of his private
> home and seizure of his most of his assets. Big time criminal
> needed the calvary to come arrest him like he was a armed
> terrorist and embarass him in his neighborhood. His son
> was running the company under his name and he took the wrap
> to let his son avoid any prison time.
>
> I had the courtesy of watching him and his wife do a stand
> up routine a couple years ago and got to shake his hand
> and talk to him and his wife a bit after the show (so did
> everyone else there, pretty low key place), really cool
> guy and very outspoken about the Bush administration. While
> not the most hilarious comic by far, he is an icon that
> transcends into the younger generations... Snoop Dogg had
> him appear in the movie 'Car Wash' as his dealer. Props
> from one weed czar to another. Also, one of the most healthy
> looking 70 somethings I ever met.
I'm familiar with all those things...I've watched parts of Up In Smoke, never the whole thing though...I'm aware of all those things you talked about, I remember reading a bit about that raid. I just hated his character on That 70's Show because every line he had was so predictable, and while predictability is a staple of sitcoms, it was painfully unfunny...like 90% of the time. That 70's Show had generic sitcom moments a lot, sure....but Tommy Chong was the worst offender, as far as I'm concerned. I just hated the character. Might not be his fault, he probably didn't write the lines....but I just absolutely hated his character on the show.
Smile Now Cry Later |
emoryarts
| | #19 posted November 4, 2009 at 2:43pm (EST) |
DrizzDrizzDrizz wrote:
> thatonedude wrote:
>> DrizzDrizzDrizz wrote:
> |>> thatonedude wrote:
>> |>> Chong is as cool in real life as he is on the tele.
> |>>
> |>> tommy chong? I've never really watched much of him in
>> anything, but.....ugh,
> |>> worst character on That 70's Show. I hated him. I got
>> angry at the
> |>> screen whenever he had a line. *painful groan* all around!
>>
>> Oh man! Chong represents the epitome of the '70s drug culture,
>> have you never seen Cheech & Chong's Up In Smoke?!? He represented
>> that perfectly in the That '70s Show (yes of course over
>> dramatized for cheap laughs in a sitcom) which takes heavy
>> aim at the use of Marijuana socially. He was also made a
>> poster boy target of a sting operation by the Bush administrations
>> overzealous federal drug law enforcement which sent him
>> to prison for selling a shipment of 'paraphernalia' to one
>> of two states that do not condone 'paraphernalia' sales.
>> After repeated declination of requests for a large order
>> of pipes, the 'company' finally caved after a trust was
>> built with the buyer due to incessant requests and conversations
>> over a few months. The result? A DEA raid of his private
>> home and seizure of his most of his assets. Big time criminal
>> needed the calvary to come arrest him like he was a armed
>> terrorist and embarass him in his neighborhood. His son
>> was running the company under his name and he took the wrap
>> to let his son avoid any prison time.
>>
>> I had the courtesy of watching him and his wife do a stand
>> up routine a couple years ago and got to shake his hand
>> and talk to him and his wife a bit after the show (so did
>> everyone else there, pretty low key place), really cool
>> guy and very outspoken about the Bush administration. While
>> not the most hilarious comic by far, he is an icon that
>> transcends into the younger generations... Snoop Dogg had
>> him appear in the movie 'Car Wash' as his dealer. Props
>> from one weed czar to another. Also, one of the most healthy
>> looking 70 somethings I ever met.
>
> I'm familiar with all those things...I've watched parts of Up In Smoke,
> never the whole thing though...I'm aware of all those things you talked
> about, I remember reading a bit about that raid. I just hated his
> character on That 70's Show because every line he had was so predictable,
> and while predictability is a staple of sitcoms, it was painfully
> unfunny...like 90% of the time. That 70's Show had generic sitcom
> moments a lot, sure....but Tommy Chong was the worst offender, as
> far as I'm concerned. I just hated the character. Might not be his
> fault, he probably didn't write the lines....but I just absolutely
> hated his character on the show.
>
>
>
Wall O' Text because I can. |
Iced
| | #20 posted November 4, 2009 at 2:52pm (EST) |
Actually, the worst thing to happen to That 70s Show (despite the heavy decline in quality over the years) would be the Cheap Trick cover of the original theme song.
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thatonedude
| | #21 posted November 4, 2009 at 3:12pm (EST) |
> thatonedude wrote:
>> DrizzDrizzDrizz wrote:
> A bunch of stuff about Tommy Chong.
DrizzDrizzDrizz wrote:
> I'm familiar with all those things...I've watched parts of Up In Smoke,
> never the whole thing though...I'm aware of all those things you talked
> about, I remember reading a bit about that raid. I just hated his
> character on That 70's Show because every line he had was so predictable,
> and while predictability is a staple of sitcoms, it was painfully
> unfunny...like 90% of the time. That 70's Show had generic sitcom
> moments a lot, sure....but Tommy Chong was the worst offender, as
> far as I'm concerned. I just hated the character. Might not be his
> fault, he probably didn't write the lines....but I just absolutely
> hated his character on the show.
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DrizzDrizzDrizz
| | #22 posted November 4, 2009 at 3:44pm (EST) |
Chad wrote:
> mitch hedberg was terrible in that 70s show the few episodes
> he was in.
1 episode?
I see him credited as Eric's buddy, but can't for the life of me remember him...
Smile Now Cry Later |
DrizzDrizzDrizz
| | #23 posted November 4, 2009 at 3:46pm (EST) |
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0373136/bio
Personal Quotes
Alcoholism is the only disease you can get yelled at for having. 'Damn it, Otto, you're an alcoholic.' 'Damn it, Otto, you have lupus.' One of those two doesn't sound right.
Wearing a turtle-neck is like being strangled by a really weak guy...all damn day! In fact, if you wear a backpack and a turtle-neck, it's like a weak midget trying to bring you down!
My hotel doesn't have a 13th floor because of superstition, but people on the 14th floor, you know what floor you're really on.
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, and I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later....so, yeah.'
I like escalators because they can't break down. They can only temporarily become stairs.
I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary. It did not need to exist.
Whenever somebody hands me a flier, it's like they're saying, "Here, *you* throw this away."
If I worked at a grocery store and I saw a duck come in and take a loaf of bread with his beak, I'd let him go.
some of those quotes are pretty good, pretty funny stuff!
Smile Now Cry Later |
Iced
| | #24 posted November 4, 2009 at 3:50pm (EST) |
It's one thing to read a Mitch Hedberg quote, but it's an entirely different thing to actually hear him do the jokes. You can't help but laugh.
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Experience_Sean
| | #25 posted November 4, 2009 at 3:54pm (EST) |
Michael Rosenbaum's mom was a substitute teacher at my high school and I had her for class a few times. Then I meet Michael Rosenbaum himself at my work, chatted for maybe an half hour, got a pic with him. He's a really nice guy. Also everytime I go to this local chinese restaurant Don Mattingly is always there. |
metsfan718
| | #26 posted November 4, 2009 at 3:55pm (EST) |
I once saw Mark Sanchez giving a blow job to Tom Brady in the Burger king play pen. |
Forgotten_Freshness
| | #27 posted November 4, 2009 at 3:57pm (EST) |
And of course you'd sit there and watch it happen.
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metsfan718
| | #28 posted November 4, 2009 at 3:58pm (EST) |
I threw up my burger and ran away  |
Iced
| | #29 posted November 4, 2009 at 4:02pm (EST) |
The band "Kideo" came to play at the Festival of Nations in my hometown one year, and after their set I found them hanging around a tree. I offered the red one a sip of my soda, and he declined.
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DrizzDrizzDrizz
| | #30 posted November 4, 2009 at 4:09pm (EST) |
that's kinda weird...offering soda. Thank god he declined!
Smile Now Cry Later |
Iced
| | #31 posted November 4, 2009 at 4:11pm (EST) |
I had nothing else on me to offer him, and it was kind of hot out. I thought perhaps he might have been thirsty from all that drumming.
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DrizzDrizzDrizz
| | #32 posted November 4, 2009 at 4:13pm (EST) |
Well, was the soda can opened?
Smile Now Cry Later |
Iced
| | #33 posted November 4, 2009 at 4:14pm (EST) |
Yeah, I had been drinking it.
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DrizzDrizzDrizz
| | #34 posted November 4, 2009 at 4:17pm (EST) |
Yeah, that's what I assumed. If the can hadn't been opened, or maybe if you had just opened it (in front of them), it would be a different story. He might have been more accepting of your kind gesture!
Smile Now Cry Later |
crashNburn
| | #35 posted November 4, 2009 at 4:17pm (EST) |
I felt up Lady Gaga in a club one night, he was not amused.
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DrizzDrizzDrizz
| | #36 posted November 4, 2009 at 4:18pm (EST) |
6/10
Smile Now Cry Later |
Iced
| | #37 posted November 4, 2009 at 4:20pm (EST) |
I'll be honest: I did what I did out of complete lack of respect for Kideo.
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crashNburn
| | #38 posted November 4, 2009 at 4:22pm (EST) |
The same night I felt up Lady Gaga, I also sucker punched Perez Hilton and blamed it on some funny looking black guy.
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ryanflucas
| | #39 posted November 4, 2009 at 4:31pm (EST) |
crashNburn wrote:
> The same night I felt up Lady Gaga, I also sucker punched
> Perez Hilton and blamed it on Kanye West.
Fixed. Kanye is sick of being called that funny looking black guy. |
emoryarts
| | #40 posted November 4, 2009 at 4:35pm (EST) |
He shall forever be called that funny looking douche then. |
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