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Huh    | #1 posted May 29, 2012 at 11:34pm (EDT) edited May 29, 2012 at 11:43pm (EDT) Anyone a big fan? If so, please share intimate details... Edit: I dated an older girl who had a thing for pizza men. So I saved a domino's pizza box and would pretend I was delivering a pizza to her. I'm talking start to finish. The call to order it (to my cell), the delivery and my tip. It was weird for the first 3 weeks or so. Carrying this box around in the trunk of my car.  |
Jdaniels | #2 posted May 29, 2012 at 11:37pm (EDT) I have not done any, but the chick I might be getting together with soon really likes it. |
| Huh | #3 posted May 29, 2012 at 11:38pm (EDT) Your boss? |
thegreatest (abandoned) | #4 posted May 29, 2012 at 11:38pm (EDT) Huh wrote:edited May 29, 2012 at 11:38pm (EDT) > Your boss? > >  |
ShishioMakoto   | #5 posted May 29, 2012 at 11:38pm (EDT) Huh wrote:> Your boss? > > Former* boss.  |
| Jdaniels | #6 posted May 29, 2012 at 11:40pm (EDT) haha crap no, this chick that lives in Calirfornia, one of my friends |
Felty  | #7 posted May 30, 2012 at 12:04am (EDT) I hope you cut a dick hole in that pizza box. |
| NLS | #8 posted May 30, 2012 at 4:19am (EDT) LMAO! Tell her its your Premium Stuffed Cock Pizza specialty!  Got Sub-Time? Click Here To Trade It For Movies |
| NLS | #9 posted May 30, 2012 at 4:29am (EDT) But yeah, I done Roleplay with a chick before...edited May 31, 2012 at 12:28am (EDT) I was like "I'm a Paladin, with 18 charisma and 97 Hit Points. I can use my Helm of Disintegration and do 1D4 damage, as my Half-Elf Mage weilds his +5 Holy Avenger! And shes was like "Paladins can't do the Helm of Disintegration."... then I was like "Oh... okay, then I'm a Black Guuuuuuy!" Got Sub-Time? Click Here To Trade It For Movies |
A | #10 posted May 30, 2012 at 5:06am (EDT) Yeah it was fun. |
Ronin  | #11 posted May 30, 2012 at 6:01pm (EDT) Huh wrote:> Anyone a big fan? > > If so, please share intimate details... > > > Edit: I dated an older girl who had a thing for pizza men. So I > saved a domino's pizza box and would pretend I was delivering a pizza > to her. I'm talking start to finish. > > The call to order it (to my cell), the delivery and my tip. It was > weird for the first 3 weeks or so. Carrying this box around in the > trunk of my car. > > Huh's topics are quickly becoming my favorites on here after a couple threads.  |
| Spunion | #12 posted May 30, 2012 at 7:18pm (EDT) I pretend I'm Lexington Steele. |
TheDoctor  | #13 posted May 30, 2012 at 7:30pm (EDT) I was wondering what the statistics were on this sort of thing so I logged into one of my anonymous research accounts on fetlife.com and found the following data:Search Term: "pizza delivery" Members -- PizzaDeliveryGuy - 25/m/unsure - Oregon Groups -- Pizza delivery, repair, and installation person seduction (53 members) Ever thought about inviting that pizza delivery person in to share a slice? Maybe you wanted to rip the tool belt off of the washer/dryer repair person? Or maybe you have always wanted to roleplay being a delivery person ... -- TheInnerLimits NJ (465 members) <---- Not sure why this is listed but it came up in the search results Fetishes -- pizza delivery persons ding dong ditching (1 kinksters into and curious) -- being faster then pizza delivery (1 kinksters into and curious) -- forced pizza delivery from Pizza Hut (3 kinksters into and curious) --------------- Oregon is probably too far away from you huh, so I doubt that guy could be your wingman. That group is bustling though, you should join it and you can share your delivery methods. I'm not sure I want to even know what "forced pizza delivery from Pizza Hut" entails.  |
| Huh | #14 posted May 30, 2012 at 7:39pm (EDT) SirConnery wrote:> I was wondering what the statistics were on this sort of thing so > I logged into one of my anonymous research accounts on fetlife.com > and found the following data: > > ... "repair, and installation person seduction" Hmmmmmm Another avenue for me to explore... |
| Huh | #15 posted May 30, 2012 at 7:49pm (EDT) Spunion wrote:> I pretend I'm Lexington Steele. The big black porn star? |
thunderdonkey   | #16 posted May 30, 2012 at 8:15pm (EDT) I pretend that my wife is Katherine Heigel while we're doing it. Does that count as role playing? |
| NLS | #17 posted May 30, 2012 at 11:03pm (EDT) SirConnery wrote:> I was wondering what the statistics were > on this sort of thing so I logged into one > of my anonymous research accounts on fetlife.com > and found the following data: > > ... You don't get laid much do you...? I'm Buying Your   RPGs (click here) |
| bobop33 | #18 posted May 30, 2012 at 11:18pm (EDT) It's Awesome when things get boring |
| kjashdaiuh (abandoned) | #19 posted May 31, 2012 at 12:12am (EDT) President_Ford wrote:> Huh wrote: >> Anyone a big fan? >> >> If so, please share intimate details... >> >> >> Edit: I dated an older girl who had a thing for pizza men. So > I >> saved a domino's pizza box and would pretend I was delivering a > pizza >> to her. I'm talking start to finish. >> >> The call to order it (to my cell), the delivery and my tip. It > was >> weird for the first 3 weeks or so. Carrying this box around in > the >> trunk of my car. >> >> > > Huh's topics are quickly becoming my favorites on here after a couple > threads. > fuk ya, mine too  |
Chadical | #20 posted May 31, 2012 at 11:24am (EDT) When I worked at Papa Johns answering phones I talked so fast that I could literally say anything I wanted at the start cause everyone would usually answer, "No, I just need this for delivery". I used to love saying,"Hey thanks for calling Papa Johns would you like to try my 12 inch Sausage Sensation?"If you ever get back with the pizza slut say that when she calls. |
| TheDoctor | #21 posted May 31, 2012 at 1:58pm (EDT) NLS wrote:> You don't get laid much do you...? Are you offering? I don't bat for team 'bros'. |
| ShishioMakoto | #22 posted May 31, 2012 at 2:23pm (EDT) thunderdonkey wrote:> I pretend that my wife is Katherine Heigel while we're doing it. > Does that count as role playing? > >  |
Concat | #23 posted May 31, 2012 at 3:27pm (EDT) The only part of role playing that appeals to me is dressing up. Acting out the roles to a minimal extent is fun... but that's about it. |
| thegutter111 | #24 posted May 31, 2012 at 3:32pm (EDT) concat was telling me he couldnt wait to get home and rip his gf's panties off, i said wow yer that horny eh? he said no theyre just really tight on me |
Finn | #25 posted May 31, 2012 at 3:59pm (EDT) thegutter111 wrote:> concat was telling me he couldnt wait to get home and rip his gf's > panties off, i said wow yer that horny eh? he said no theyre just > really tight on me That right there just made my fudging day!  |
| Concat | #26 posted May 31, 2012 at 4:07pm (EDT) lol... yeah Ive never dressed up, and I dont care for it... I just want HER to dress up. Fudge Ill even buy the Princess Leia Gold Bikini. But I'm not picky. Just keeping her high heels on in bed would be enough. |
| TheDoctor | #27 posted May 31, 2012 at 4:44pm (EDT) What is the big deal about women wearing shoes during sex? So they can leave quicker when your done? |
| Concat | #28 posted May 31, 2012 at 4:59pm (EDT) Fudge if I know. Try explaining any fetish though. Wtf is so hot about a foot anyway? Beats me. |
LtBillyCoen | #29 posted May 31, 2012 at 8:35pm (EDT) Concat wrote:> Fudge if I know. Try explaining any fetish though. Wtf is so hot > about a foot anyway? Beats me. You beat your meat with feet? |
| LtBillyCoen | #30 posted May 31, 2012 at 8:36pm (EDT) Concat wrote:> lol... yeah Ive never dressed up, and I dont care for it... I just > want HER to dress up. Fudge Ill even buy the Princess Leia Gold Bikini. > But I'm not picky. Just keeping her high heels on in bed would be > enough. Idk, common in porn I notice, makes the legs look better depending on the girl. |
| NLS | #31 posted June 1, 2012 at 12:09am (EDT) SirConnery wrote:edited June 1, 2012 at 12:10am (EDT) > NLS wrote: >> You don't get laid much do you...? > > Are you offering? I don't bat for team 'bros'. Offering? Nah, Jerky I don't "bat for team 'bros'" either. But your nerdy ass comment screams pussy repelant. I'm Buying Your RPGs (click here) |
| Helghast | #32 posted June 1, 2012 at 7:52am (EDT) edited June 1, 2012 at 7:54am (EDT)  |
| Scorch | #33 posted June 1, 2012 at 8:32am (EDT) I like to pretend I'm a naive Teavana employee who is getting subtle hints via texts from the boss that she wants to fudge, but I'm not sure and all the sexual tension builds up and explodes in front of the customers as we make love on the front counter.edited June 1, 2012 at 8:33am (EDT) _  |
| dracula | #34 posted June 3, 2012 at 5:37pm (EDT) Scorch wrote:> I like to pretend I'm a naive Teavana employee who is getting subtle > hints via texts from the boss that she wants to fudge, but I'm not > sure and all the sexual tension builds up and explodes in front of > the customers as we make love on the front counter. > > been there done that. hell, who hasnt? |
| Hunt (restricted) | #35 posted June 3, 2012 at 7:18pm (EDT) has anyone ever made a girl suck your toe while you doggyfudgeed her? fudging dominate the dog |
USAF_Trader | #36 posted June 3, 2012 at 7:30pm (EDT) Hunt wrote:> has anyone ever made a girl suck your toe while you doggyfudgeed her? > fudging dominate the dog Ummmmm, no. Must be a Canadian thing......  |
| LtBillyCoen | #37 posted June 3, 2012 at 8:02pm (EDT) USAF_Trader wrote:> Hunt wrote: >> has anyone ever made a girl suck your toe while you doggyfudgeed > her? >> fudging dominate the dog > > Ummmmm, no. Must be a Canadian thing...... No, just a hunt thing. |
BoB  | #38 posted June 3, 2012 at 8:50pm (EDT) did anyone say "i bet you stuffed her crust hurr hurr hurr" ? if not id like to add that to this convo |
| Huh | #39 posted June 3, 2012 at 9:24pm (EDT) Tried something new last night. We pretended that we were doing a Game Trading Zone trade in person. She gave me her copy of Sims 3 and I gave her a big hard cock... In the back of my car  Felt so naughty... The entire time I was thinking in the back of my head "GTZers would love this!" |
| Hunt (restricted) | #40 posted June 4, 2012 at 12:45am (EDT) Everytime, whilst I have sex I am trying to decide whether its interesting enough to share with GameTZ. My toe in her mouth was pretty good, but not much of a story. |
| Hunt (restricted) | #41 posted June 4, 2012 at 12:50am (EDT) Oh! Last week I was pounding my girl from the back and she was all "oh my god you're gonna make me cum." As soon as I heard that I pulled out and smacked her ass really fudging hard and told her she doesn't deserve it. Then I walked away. |
Iced | #42 posted June 4, 2012 at 12:59am (EDT) ^ I'll admit, I'm laughing at that. |
| Hunt (restricted) | #43 posted June 4, 2012 at 1:03am (EDT) Great! I aim to please (unless it's my girl) |
| TheDoctor | #44 posted June 4, 2012 at 2:46am (EDT) Then you told your sister to go back in the kitchen and make you some pie? |
| BoB | #45 posted June 4, 2012 at 2:55am (EDT) id eat my sisters pie |
| LtBillyCoen | #46 posted June 4, 2012 at 11:15pm (EDT) This is fudgeed. |
| BoB | #47 posted June 5, 2012 at 12:42am (EDT) should see the pie. |
Windmill  | #48 posted June 5, 2012 at 9:21pm (EDT) Its not my fantasy. But its a fantasy a girl I know acts out. Crap is really weird and freaky, I stay the fudge away from her, but hey...So she pretends to have hot-looking model-like gay Japanese friends (who turn straight for her). Even makes up facebook accounts for them, and emails, and blogs, IMs and posts as them, she's got about 30 of them but she regularly uses about 5-10... crap is really fudgeed up. She insists they are real. So I one day saw her boyfriend talk about how he "met" them. How do you meet fake people, you might ask? Well, here is how. She tells him that her Japanese friends have super powers, and that they can "channel" her. So I refuse to believe he actually, deep down, believes this is real, but they have some weird twisted sick fantasy where she "channels" super-Japanese-model-gay-guys and they act like its completely real and that gets them hot. Or else that is her fantasy, and he is so desperate that he goes along with it just for the sex. |
| Hunt (restricted) | #49 posted June 5, 2012 at 9:43pm (EDT) you wouldn't understand sarah, being asexual and all. |
| Windmill | #50 posted June 5, 2012 at 9:54pm (EDT) Being asexual lets me appreciate what roleplaying would add to sex. Roleplaying with sex > vanilla sex. |
| A | #51 posted June 6, 2012 at 12:21am (EDT) Maybe I'm just a bad actor...But role playing has a tendency to make me burst out in laughter.. But then the other person laughs too... So at least I'm not alone on that front. |
| Huh | #52 posted June 6, 2012 at 12:27am (EDT) Ozz wrote:> Maybe I'm just a bad actor... > But role playing has a tendency to make me burst out in laughter.. > But then the other person laughs too... > So at least I'm not alone on that front. There's nothing funny about role playing with another dude... Didnt think I would notice you not indicating gender on "other person"... |
flyngmonbob  | #53 posted June 6, 2012 at 1:03am (EDT) Huh I'm glad you have found your comedic touch recently, some of your posts recently have been nothing short of gold |
| TheDoctor | #54 posted June 6, 2012 at 1:21am (EDT) flyngmonbob wrote:> Huh I'm glad you have found your comedic > touch recently, some of your posts recently > have been nothing short of gold More prose, less nose. |
| TheDoctor | #55 posted June 6, 2012 at 1:22am (EDT) Wait, I just mixed you up with hunt. That's what I get for lack of caffeine. |
| Huh | #56 posted June 6, 2012 at 8:19am (EDT) Hate u so much... I might have a big nose... But I NEVER go through the trouble of copying in my own words some Dbags posting about walking around naked at a tanning salon... |
| Hunt (restricted) | #57 posted June 6, 2012 at 10:23am (EDT) Huh wrote:edited June 6, 2012 at 10:23am (EDT) > Hate u so much... I might have a big nose... But I NEVER go through > the trouble of copying in my own words some Dbags posting about walking > around naked at a tanning salon... > > Ah yes, the tanning story. That morning i decided to go tanning. So I walked in, approached the desk where this 8/10 blond was standing. She looked at me and immediately smiled then started playing with her hair lol. I asked for a 10 minute session in the stand ups and she said something about my tan looking amazing already. I went over to my booth and undressed to my boxers. I stood there about to press the start button and realized that I had no damn eye goggles, so I obviously had a dilemma... do I get dressed again just to walk a couple feet to the counter and get them? No way jose! So I opened the door and walked out in my boxers only to see the counter dog standing right there. She stared at me with her jaw dropped and her eyes pretty blue eyes wide. "Oh my god!" I heard her mutter as she eye fudgeed my half naked body. I walked up to the counter smiling and grabbed the goggles, twirling them around my finger before saying "you mirin? hahaha!". After my 10 minute session I left the tanning bed to find her describing what happened to her 2 attractive co-workers. They just stared at me as I walked by. I gave em a little wink as I left |
| flyngmonbob | #58 posted June 6, 2012 at 11:33am (EDT) Hunt you remind me of my one friend (who ironically enough has a huge as crap nose too, what do you know maybe Pinocchio actually had a realistic storyline) who talks all these stories about getting mad doges when no one is around, but when it comes down to us all going out or whatever he can't even talk to a girl other than the ones we came with or his sister. Crap is fudging hilarious and makes for some nice inside jokes |
Miranda | #59 posted June 6, 2012 at 4:58pm (EDT) Humpity Hunt, shouldn't you be banging some guy while pretending your sister is your girlfriend? |
| TheDoctor | #60 posted June 6, 2012 at 5:07pm (EDT) Hunt wrote:> So I opened the door and walked out in my > boxers only to see the counter dog standing > right there. She stared at me with her jaw > dropped and her eyes pretty blue eyes wide. > "Oh my god!" I heard her mutter as she eye > fudgeed my half naked body. I walked up to > the counter smiling and grabbed the goggles, > twirling them around my finger before saying > "you mirin? hahaha!". If you were straight, the hunt thing to do according to what we see here in the forums, would be to have something pop out of the boxers. Since this didn't happen, I suspect you are: 1.) Gay 2.) Saving it for your sister 3.) All of the above. > After my 10 minute session I left the tanning > bed to find her describing what happened > to her 2 attractive co-workers. They just > stared at me as I walked by. I gave em a > little wink as I left And because you didn't ask for their numbers before leaving, I suspect you are: 1.) Gay 2.) Saving it for your sister 3.) All of the above. |
| Huh | #61 posted June 6, 2012 at 8:57pm (EDT) Hunt wrote:> Huh wrote: >> Hate u so much... I might have a big nose... But I NEVER go through >> the trouble of copying in my own words some Dbags posting about > walking >> around naked at a tanning salon... >> >> > > Ah yes, the tanning story. > > That morning i decided to go tanning. So I walked in, approached the > desk where this 8/10 blond was standing. She looked at me and immediately > smiled then started playing with her hair lol. I asked for a 10 minute > session in the stand ups and she said something about my tan looking > amazing already. > > I went over to my booth and undressed to my boxers. I stood there > about to press the start button and realized that I had no damn eye > goggles, so I obviously had a dilemma... do I get dressed again just > to walk a couple feet to the counter and get them? No way jose! > > So I opened the door and walked out in my boxers only to see the counter > dog standing right there. She stared at me with her jaw dropped > and her eyes pretty blue eyes wide. "Oh my god!" I heard her mutter > as she eye fudgeed my half naked body. I walked up to the counter smiling > and grabbed the goggles, twirling them around my finger before saying > "you mirin? hahaha!". > > After my 10 minute session I left the tanning bed to find her describing > what happened to her 2 attractive co-workers. They just stared at > me as I walked by. I gave em a little wink as I left  I knew you'd come throughjerk |
| Hunt (restricted) | #62 posted June 6, 2012 at 10:02pm (EDT) you love it the way the cocka taste |
| TheDoctor | #63 posted June 6, 2012 at 10:23pm (EDT) Is that what your gonzo nose said when you looked in the mirror? |
| Huh | #64 posted June 6, 2012 at 10:26pm (EDT) SirConnery wrote:> Is that what your gonzo nose said when you looked in the mirror? Speaking of that.... Anyone ever jerked it in the mirror while talking dirty? It really adds to it |
| TheDoctor | #65 posted June 6, 2012 at 10:40pm (EDT) I think I was right to mix you two up. Huhnt4mod. |
| Miranda | #66 posted June 6, 2012 at 11:50pm (EDT) Hunt wrote:> you love it the way the cocka taste Change your name to Humpity Hunt.  |
| NLS | #67 posted June 6, 2012 at 11:54pm (EDT) Nah, he should change it to LyingDildoNose |
| Iced | #68 posted June 7, 2012 at 1:40pm (EDT) Windmill wrote:> Being asexual lets me appreciate what roleplaying would add to sex. > Roleplaying with sex > vanilla sex. So you've never had even the slightest interest in sex? That's fascinating. |
| TheDoctor | #69 posted June 7, 2012 at 2:17pm (EDT) Doesn't being asexual instead just place you outside of the sexual spectrum looking in? You can still participate if you so desire, but you have the ability to put yourself outside that box and better judge the consequences of the actions. Maybe it's a blessing and a curse? |
| Organization_XIII (offensive) | #70 posted June 7, 2012 at 6:23pm (EDT) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtbZRqu5s7c |
| Windmill | #71 posted June 7, 2012 at 7:54pm (EDT) Iced wrote:edited June 7, 2012 at 7:55pm (EDT) > Windmill wrote: >> Being asexual lets me appreciate what roleplaying would add to sex. >> Roleplaying with sex > vanilla sex. > > So you've never had even the slightest interest in sex? That's fascinating. Over the years, ever since I realised I am asexual, I have been able to build up and grow into an appreciation for sex. But physically, no, my body just does not care. I just am not sexually attracted to people nor desire sex. That doesn't mean I couldn't mentally decide to HAVE it. Like, I could choose to have sex, though when you're not physically attracted to someone, that actually makes it really hard.... but whatever  SirConnery wrote: > Doesn't being asexual instead just place you outside of the sexual spectrum > looking in? You can still participate if you so desire, but you have the ability > to put yourself outside that box and better judge the consequences of the actions. > Maybe it's a blessing and a curse? Well... its a tricky one. I look in and could choose to participate. In the same way, a straight male could choose to participate in sex with another male. That is the best way to describe it. If you are straight, completely straight, then it would be just like you having sex with another male. Except, for me, its the same with both genders. Now, while a straight male could probably never learn to appreciate/enjoy having sex with another male, I've worked on it, a lot, and have found an appreciation. But that could change at anytime. And hey, I believe in fluid sexuality, so I might change??? Because I have no innate desire, it makes it incredibly easy to say no. I just say no and don't care, because I never wanted it in the first place my body has no physical desire/need for it. None. I have no side-effects to not having sex. I just stay the same. Its like that is missing from me. I suppose it helps. Its hard to know either way because its never clouded my judgement, so I don't know what it'd be like to cloud my judgement. Love clouds my judgement a lot though... so I guess I can relate hunger also does, so I can make guesses on what it'd be like. Its good for me I think that I have more time/energy to put into other things.It also means I'm very much removed, so to me I just don't see a difference between straight/gay sex, male/female attraction. I'd be equally fine with both because.... its just no different. So yeah. Asexual does take you off the spectrum, since you just aren't on it Its not that I simply choose to be abstinence. Its not like that. I mean I do, but even if I chose not to be, that wouldn't change my asexuality. |
| thegutter111 | #72 posted June 7, 2012 at 8:04pm (EDT) So your seriously telling me, neither of these do it for you?? credit to hunt. (for once) |
| Windmill | #73 posted June 7, 2012 at 8:17pm (EDT) Well... a threesome with them... |
| TheDoctor | #74 posted June 7, 2012 at 8:18pm (EDT) Is that an old photoshop or are you really hunt? |
| Huh | #75 posted June 7, 2012 at 8:20pm (EDT) So I'm changing the forum since you all have screwed it all up...edited June 7, 2012 at 8:21pm (EDT) In the life of huh: Had this smoking hot chick in my last comm class that was a PA major. She became single like two weeks ago. Totally asked her out today and whats better? She doesnt have a fudging feeding tube in her! Nothing kills the mood than when you're in mid stroke with a smoking hot dog and her feeding tube stabs into your rib cage.... Had to have her give me head the rest of the sex making |
| Windmill | #76 posted June 7, 2012 at 8:58pm (EDT) Sorry I've noticed gametz goes off track a lot |
BucketofJustice  | #77 posted June 7, 2012 at 9:04pm (EDT) It's kind of what we do. |
| Knightmare | #78 posted June 7, 2012 at 10:16pm (EDT) Well, if you have a girl that likes to do cosplay.... You're pretty much set for life. It just so happens that I have a girl who likes to do cosplay :) You jelly? |
| Huh | #79 posted June 7, 2012 at 10:25pm (EDT) Knightmare wrote:> Well, if you have a girl that likes to do cosplay.... You're pretty > much set for life. > > It just so happens that I have a girl who likes to do cosplay :) > > You jelly? I'm not big on fat chicks. So no |
| Windmill | #80 posted June 7, 2012 at 10:46pm (EDT) Cosplay doesn't equal roleplay |
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