| Messages |
| Author | Message |
|---|---|
| Jdaniels | #1 posted December 24, 2012 at 1:53pm (EDT) Post your cheesiest jokes |
| ClearSights | #2 posted December 24, 2012 at 2:12pm (EDT) I would tell you a joke about my penis, but it's too long. |
| d3vanj | #3 posted December 24, 2012 at 2:46pm (EDT) what kinda cheese is thatnacho cheese ![]() |
| Villest1 | #4 posted December 24, 2012 at 2:49pm (EDT) I would tell a gay joke, Butt fudge it... |
| Tad | #5 posted December 24, 2012 at 3:09pm (EDT) Mickey Mouse is talking to a divorce lawyer and the lawyer says "You can't divorce Minnie because you think she's crazy." And Mickey says "I didn't say she's crazy, I said she's fudging Goofy."![]() Stupid Tad.... |
| RagingShadow07 | #6 posted December 24, 2012 at 3:21pm (EDT) I was gonna tell a fellatio joke, but I decided it sucks.edited December 24, 2012 at 3:22pm (EDT) _ LinksALefty wrote: > I only eat my apples in slices now, beacuase I'm afraid of getting > sued after taking a bite |
| Kommie | #7 posted December 24, 2012 at 4:12pm (EDT) Women's rights. |
| Archer | #8 posted December 24, 2012 at 5:19pm (EDT) Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef. What do you call six ducks in a box? A box of quackers. Why was the kleenex dancing? Because it had a little boogie in it. What is pickle bread made of? Dill Dough. What is it called when a cow jumps over a barbed-wire fence? Utter Destruction. |
| loztdogs | #9 posted December 24, 2012 at 5:38pm (EDT) Wha'ts brown and rhymes with Snoop... Dr. Dre--------------------------------------------------------------------- Currently Playing Black Ops II - On my Radar Nothing at the moment. |
| Villest1 | #10 posted December 24, 2012 at 5:43pm (EDT) LOL ^ |
| DarkGammaZ | #11 posted December 24, 2012 at 5:47pm (EDT) Jdaniels wrote:> Post your cheesiest jokes I would, but mine are no gouda. |
| KissMyAsthma | #12 posted December 24, 2012 at 6:23pm (EDT) DarkGammaZ wrote:> Jdaniels wrote: >> Post your cheesiest jokes > > I would, but mine are no gouda. Come on, let's brie serious about this. |
| zenon_k | #13 posted December 24, 2012 at 6:30pm (EDT) Wow, both your puns really bleu. |
| Tad | #14 posted December 24, 2012 at 6:30pm (EDT) KissMyAsthma wrote:> DarkGammaZ wrote: >> Jdaniels wrote: > |>> Post your cheesiest jokes >> >> I would, but mine are no gouda. > Come on, let's brie serious about this. > > You think you know what you're talking about, but you don't know jack. ![]() Stupid Tad.... |
| zenon_k | #15 posted December 24, 2012 at 6:33pm (EDT) Grated they're are cheese jokes, but cheese whiz guys. Curd you guys get better stuff please? |
| Discgolfer123 | #16 posted December 24, 2012 at 6:48pm (EDT) What do you call all that extra skin around a vagina?a woman |
| Visc | #17 posted December 24, 2012 at 9:31pm (EDT) I was going to say Dragonlordfrodo, but thats more of a cheese-filled joke rather than a cheesy joke. |
| Miracle_Warrior | #18 posted December 24, 2012 at 10:30pm (EDT) What's brown and sticky?A stick |
| slyfishbone | #19 posted December 24, 2012 at 11:48pm (EDT) A three legged dog walks onto a bar in the old west and says... I'm looking for the man who shot my paw |
| whitefire | #20 posted December 24, 2012 at 11:58pm (EDT) What kind of computer sings? A Dell.Remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." |
| thegutter111 | #21 posted December 25, 2012 at 2:17am (EDT) jdaniels work history |
| Squirrel_Sniper | #22 posted December 25, 2012 at 9:42am (EDT) Ya know what I heard? ..... Sheep(Get it? Herd) |
| RareFinder2000 | #23 posted December 25, 2012 at 11:33am (EDT) What did the modem say to the doctor? It hurts when I.P. |
| theyrhere | #24 posted December 25, 2012 at 2:46pm (EDT) Before The Black Eyed Peas met Chuck Norris, they were just The Peas. |
| Mightymaax | #25 posted December 25, 2012 at 6:19pm (EDT) What says ''oh oh oh'' ?Santa walking backwards |
| ShishioMakoto | #26 posted December 25, 2012 at 6:47pm (EDT) You're as big as Jupiter.![]() |