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| | #1 posted September 26, 2007 at 9:54pm (EDT) |
“Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain.”
“The funny thing is - on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook.”
“You know, on the way over, I decided to listen to a rock station to get into the mood. And I heard a line in one of those tribal passages that I thought was the keynote for this evening. ‘Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.’”
“And now my boy's in love, all hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned was the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doin' your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hmm, there should be a play.”
“And that's the hardest part. Today everything is different; there's no action... have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food - right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce, and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody... get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.”
“I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.”
“All the mysteries of the universe, all the answers to life's questions can be found in a Spielberg film.”
“Sex COULD kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if God hadn't made it UNBELIEVABLY fun, the human race would have died out eons ago.”
“I could have got more out. I could have got more. I don't know. If I'd just... I could have got more.”
“Yatta!”
“Me, well, I'm a man of faith. Do you really think all this... is an accident? That we, a group of strangers survived, many of us with just superficial injuries? Do you think we crashed on this place by coincidence, especially this place? We were brought here for a purpose, for a reason, all of us. Each one of us was brought here for a reason.”
“That's the one good thing about Paris: there's a lot of girls willing to take their clothes off.”
“The only thing that matters is the evidence.”
“I'm not a smart man... but I know what love is.”
“Actually, there aren't that many scientific errors in Star Trek, especially considering how long ago it was made. There are certain improbabilities, but not that many outright errors.”
“My own father didn't have me until he was 63, and the first time we played peek-a-boo together he had a stroke.”
“I have brought peace, justice, freedom, and security to my new Empire.”
“I don't want to be this good-looking and athletic. We all have crosses to bear.”
“After that my guess is that you will never hear from him again. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.”
“This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They're back! There's no choice left. And I'm ready for war.”
“Emilio Estevez. He was in those Ducks movies. Man, those were the best.”
“Christ, I miss the Cold War.”
“Women. You can't live with 'em. Pass the beernuts.”
“You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view... Until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.”
“The secret impresses no one. The trick you use it for is everything.”
“I take risks, sometimes patients die, but not taking risks causes more patients to die - so I guess my biggest problem is I've been cursed with the ability to do the math.”
“The only person that can keep a promise so big is God, and I haven't seen him pick up a scalpel lately.”
“It's my boys. I haven't had this many strapping guys at my bedside since that night with the Varsity Lacrosse team. It was a joke.”
“I saw a guy lying there with an ankle holster, so I took the gun. Thought it might come in handy. Guess what. I just shot a bear!”
“I play hockey and I fornicate, 'cause those are the two most fun things to do in cold weather.”
“I'd rather be his whore than your wife.”
“You think you're real smart. But you're not smart; you're dumb. Very dumb. But you've met your match in me.”
“Office of Unfettered Omniscience - how may I help you, O fortunate one?”
“What we do in life echoes in eternity.”
“I tend not to believe people; they lie. The evidence never lies.”
“I walked through fire and didn't get burned”
“Worry about your own fortunes gentlemen. The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers.”
“Sometimes nothing can be a pretty cool hand.”
“We're adults. When did that happen? And how do we make it stop?”
“Polar bears are meant to be clever, very clever. They're like the Einstein’s of the bear community.”
“I left home because I couldn't handle being the bad girl anymore. But if being the bad girl means not walking around in a perpetual state of loneliness, then bad girl it is.”
“I have respect for beer!”
“You never knew the real me. Too busy trying to see your own reflection... praying there was someone as disgusting as you in the world, so you could stand to live with yourself. Take a long look, hero. I'm nothing like you.”
“I have no armor left. You've stripped it from me. Whatever is left of me - whatever is left of me - whatever I am - I'm yours.”
“Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it because you're not really looking. You don't really want to know the secret... You want to be fooled.”
“I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. What about all the thousands of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or the glory that always goes to those lucky few who just happen to get shot.”
“For a kiss to be really good, you want it to mean something. You want it to be with someone you can't get out of your head, so that when your lips finally touch you feel it everywhere. A kiss so hot and so deep you never want to come up for air. You can't cheat your first kiss. Trust me, you don't want to. Cause when you find that right person for a first kiss, it's everything.”
“Come on, don't you guys have some gizmo to track this thing? That blue light with the buzzers and bells or that mass-spectro-detecto-whatever-you-call-it thingy?”
“Terrified... mortified... petrified... stupefied... by you.”
“Man, atonement's a dog.”
“Now you can't have any of my pot pie.”
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| | #2 posted September 26, 2007 at 11:22pm (EDT) |
1. “Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain.” – George McFly, Back to the Future
2. “The funny thing is - on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook.” - Andy Dufresne, The Shawnshank Redemption
3. “You know, on the way over, I decided to listen to a rock station to get into the mood. And I heard a line in one of those tribal passages that I thought was the keynote for this evening. ‘Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.’” – Dr. Fraiser Crane, Cheers
4. “And now my boy's in love, all hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned was the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doin' your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hmm, there should be a play.” – Angelus, Angel
5. “And that's the hardest part. Today everything is different; there's no action... have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food - right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce, and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody... get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.” – Henry Hill, Goodfellas
6. “I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.” Tony Montana, Scarface
7. “All the mysteries of the universe, all the answers to life's questions can be found in a Spielberg film.” – Dawson Leery, Dawson’s Creek
8. “Sex COULD kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if God hadn't made it UNBELIEVABLY fun, the human race would have died out eons ago.” – Dr. Allison Cameron, House M.D.
9. “I could have got more out. I could have got more. I don't know. If I'd just... I could have got more.” – Oskar Schindler, Schindler’s List
10. “Yatta!” – Hiro Nakamura, Heroes
11. “Me, well, I'm a man of faith. Do you really think all this... is an accident? That we, a group of strangers survived, many of us with just superficial injuries? Do you think we crashed on this place by coincidence, especially this place? We were brought here for a purpose, for a reason, all of us. Each one of us was brought here for a reason.” – John Locke, Lost
12. “That's the one good thing about Paris: there's a lot of girls willing to take their clothes off.” – Jack Dawson, Titanic
13. “The only thing that matters is the evidence.” – Horatio Caine, C.S.I.: Miami
14. “I'm not a smart man... but I know what love is.” – Forrest Gump, Forrest Gump
15. “Actually, there aren't that many scientific errors in Star Trek, especially considering how long ago it was made. There are certain improbabilities, but not that many outright errors.” – Dr. Spencer Reid, Criminal Minds
16. “My own father didn't have me until he was 63, and the first time we played peek-a-boo together he had a stroke.” – Crpl. Walter “Radar” O’Reilly, M*A*S*H
17. “I have brought peace, justice, freedom, and security to my new Empire.” – Anakin Skywalker, Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
18. “I don't want to be this good-looking and athletic. We all have crosses to bear.” – Spike, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
19. “After that my guess is that you will never hear from him again. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.” Verbal Kint/Keyser Soze, The Usual Suspects
20. “This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They're back! There's no choice left. And I'm ready for war.” – Marv, Sin City
21. “Emilio Estevez. He was in those Ducks movies. Man, those were the best.” – Pacey Witter, Dawson’s Creek
22. “Christ, I miss the Cold War.” – M, Casino Royale
23. “Women. You can't live with 'em. Pass the beernuts.” – Norm Peterson, Cheers
24. “You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view... Until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.” – Atticus Finch, To Kill a Mockingbird
25. “The secret impresses no one. The trick you use it for is everything.” – Alfred Borden, The Prestige
26. “I take risks, sometimes patients die, but not taking risks causes more patients to die - so I guess my biggest problem is I've been cursed with the ability to do the math.” – Dr. Gregory House, House M.D.
27. “The only person that can keep a promise so big is God, and I haven't seen him pick up a scalpel lately.” – Dr. Preston Burke, Grey’s Anatomy
28. “It's my boys. I haven't had this many strapping guys at my bedside since that night with the Varsity Lacrosse team. It was a joke.” – Winifred “Fred” Burkle, Angel
29. “I saw a guy lying there with an ankle holster, so I took the gun. Thought it might come in handy. Guess what. I just shot a bear!” – James “Sawyer” Ford, Lost
30. “I play hockey and I fornicate, 'cause those are the two most fun things to do in cold weather.” – Matt “Skank” Marden, Mystery, Alaska
31. “I'd rather be his whore than your wife.” – Rose DeWitt Bukater, Titanic
32. “You think you're real smart. But you're not smart; you're dumb. Very dumb. But you've met your match in me.” – Col. Flagg, M*A*S*H
33. “Office of Unfettered Omniscience - how may I help you, O fortunate one?” – Penelope Garcia, Criminal Minds
34. “What we do in life echoes in eternity.” – Maximus, Gladiator
35. “I tend not to believe people; they lie. The evidence never lies.” – Gil Grissom, C.S.I.: Crime Scene Investigation
36. “I walked through fire and didn't get burned” – Claire Bennet, Heroes
37. “Worry about your own fortunes gentlemen. The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers.” – Capt. Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
38. “Sometimes nothing can be a pretty cool hand.” Luke, Cool Hand Luke
39. “We're adults. When did that happen? And how do we make it stop?” – Dr. Meredith Grey, Grey’s Anatomy
40. “Polar bears are meant to be clever, very clever. They're like the Einstein’s of the bear community.” – Charlie Pace, Lost
41. “I left home because I couldn't handle being the bad girl anymore. But if being the bad girl means not walking around in a perpetual state of loneliness, then bad girl it is.” – Jennifer “Jen” Lindley, Dawson’s Creek
42. “I have respect for beer!” John Nash, A Beautiful Mind
43. “You never knew the real me. Too busy trying to see your own reflection... praying there was someone as disgusting as you in the world, so you could stand to live with yourself. Take a long look, hero. I'm nothing like you.” – Spike, Angel
44. “I have no armor left. You've stripped it from me. Whatever is left of me - whatever is left of me - whatever I am - I'm yours.” – James Bond, Casino Royale
45. “Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it because you're not really looking. You don't really want to know the secret... You want to be fooled.” – Cutter, The Prestige
46. “I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. What about all the thousands of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or the glory that always goes to those lucky few who just happen to get shot.” – Major Frank Burns, M*A*S*H
47. “For a kiss to be really good, you want it to mean something. You want it to be with someone you can't get out of your head, so that when your lips finally touch you feel it everywhere. A kiss so hot and so deep you never want to come up for air. You can't cheat your first kiss. Trust me, you don't want to. Cause when you find that right person for a first kiss, it's everything.” – Dr. Alex Karev, Grey’s Anatomy
48. “Come on, don't you guys have some gizmo to track this thing? That blue light with the buzzers and bells or that mass-spectro-detecto-whatever-you-call-it thingy?” – Detective Frank Tripp, C.S.I.: Miami
49. “Terrified... mortified... petrified... stupefied... by you.” John Nash, A Beautiful Mind
50. “Man, atonement's a dog.” – Angel, Angel
51. “Now you can't have any of my pot pie.” – Linderman, Heroes
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