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Chad
    
| | #1 posted January 17, 2008 at 1:40pm (EDT) |
and not the good kind.
do you
a) get your platonic life mate to be the 3rd party?
b) get a stranger to be the 3rd party?
c) get a midget to be the third party (on account that being half a man it reduces total perceived gayness)?
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Shadowchemist
  
| | #2 posted January 17, 2008 at 1:43pm (EDT) |
as long as the balls aren't touching.
It'd be okay in my book.
than again my book is fudgeed up as it is...
"You're not going crazy! You're going sane in a crazy world!" |
Jeffro
 
(frozen)
| | #3 posted January 17, 2008 at 1:48pm (EDT) |
c, so my wiener looks wayyyy bigger than usual.
You Will Explode In 2 Minutes
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Shadowchemist
| | #4 posted January 17, 2008 at 1:48pm (EDT) |
i forgot to choose b)
gosh darnmit
"You're not going crazy! You're going sane in a crazy world!" |
Chad
| | #5 posted January 17, 2008 at 1:50pm (EDT) |
i would go a, though there is certain appeal to c, as jeffro mentioned. |
Felty
 
(frozen)
| | #6 posted January 17, 2008 at 5:48pm (EDT) |
I'd go with the midget for no other reason than it's a midget. |
Chad
| | #7 posted January 17, 2008 at 5:53pm (EDT) |
fair enough. |
CoachMcGuirk
 
| | #8 posted January 18, 2008 at 12:03am (EDT) |
so MFM?
I'd also go with the midget. That way we can Effiel Tower the dog and have it look more like the Leaning Tower of Pisa
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Chad
| #9 posted January 18, 2008 at 12:35am (EDT)
edited January 18, 2008 at 12:35am (EDT) |
yes mfm. or mmf. or fmm. or mf or mf
.........................................................m....m
or however you want it.im not here to judge.
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DummyP
 
| | #10 posted January 18, 2008 at 12:56am (EDT) |
Can I get two midgets?
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"I understand you're quite the alcoholic, maybe we should shoot YOU into space." - Namor
Ebay store is go doges.
http://stores.ebay.com/For-The-Packrats
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Chad
| | #11 posted January 18, 2008 at 12:57am (EDT) |
if you want multiple midgets it goes like this:
1 normal woman, you, 1 midget man
1 normal woman, you, 2 midget men
1 midget woman, you, 3 midget men
2 midget women, you, 5 midget men
3 midget women, you, 7 midget men
etc. |
Jeffro
(frozen)
| | #12 posted January 18, 2008 at 12:59am (EDT) |
Ill take the bottom one, it'll be like that snake movie with J-lo in it.
You Will Explode In 2 Minutes
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DummyP
| | #13 posted January 18, 2008 at 1:05am (EDT) |
HAHAHA
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"I understand you're quite the alcoholic, maybe we should shoot YOU into space." - Namor
Ebay store is go doges.
http://stores.ebay.com/For-The-Packrats
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dracula
(abandoned)
| #14 posted April 17, 2008 at 3:08am (EDT)
edited April 17, 2008 at 3:13am (EDT) |
hire a call girl.
I have never gone to a prostitute or a call girl-because I am too cheap, not because I have some sort of moral or ethical reason.
but really, go get a high priced call girl who is screened for all STDs and bring her in. you dont want an aquaintance or someone you know(too akward later), or even a total stranger(potential STDs) so go get a high priced whore.
Not that I have thought about this or anything.
edit
OK i just read the part about "not the good kind'. Well fudge, in that case it doesnt matter, just make sure she is stupid. Double team a chick with a buddy, and as long as she is really stupid, and wont regret it later, then go right ahead. A lot of chicks would lose their dignity after getting double teamed, so even if she is a total stranger, i would regret doing that to a chick. find a really stupid dog, the dumber the better. Or find a total dog. That way you wont regret it later.
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