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Felty
  
| | #1 posted February 5, 2008 at 6:05am (EDT) |
you're all pussies
so in an effort to help you blossom into a man we will try and give you tips on how to become a man.
okay, first you need facial hair. especially if you have womanly features. nothing is manlier than a full beard, mustache only is pretty gay unless your name is bill.
you will need to eat at least one whole steak and two eggs raw. this will give you superpower, you fight well.
take up smoking or chewing tobacco. cigars are the manliest smoke known to man, but cigarettes work if you don't like the feeling of smoking a huge cock.
get injured in the wilderness or cut yourself on the arm and then put dirt in the wound. it will heal in a few days and you will have a cool scar.
fondle a titty or an ass |
ToadReaper
 
| | #2 posted February 5, 2008 at 11:53am (EDT) |
Yayyyyyyyyyyy! I'm not a pussy lol .......some good calls there Felty but need to expand alittle further I think .....other than the raw steak (raw eggs are fine) none of those were even a problem for me.....
Sig by OuTrAgE |
Chad
  
| | #3 posted February 5, 2008 at 12:02pm (EDT) |
Did I ever tell the story about how a house fell on my dad and he survived? (true story, btw) I come from that line of manliness. I have nothing to worry about. |
Jeffro
 
(frozen)
| | #4 posted February 5, 2008 at 12:09pm (EDT) |
Crap!! I quit smoking months ago.
"These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust".
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kzn
 
 
| | #5 posted February 5, 2008 at 1:36pm (EDT) |
I should kill myself now. |
Chad
| | #6 posted February 5, 2008 at 1:54pm (EDT) |
yeah you should. |
Kanes_Son
| | #7 posted February 5, 2008 at 2:07pm (EDT) |
SERIOUSLY
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HAMMER
| | #8 posted February 5, 2008 at 5:50pm (EDT) |
I may just be the manliest man on this site.
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Felty
| | #9 posted February 5, 2008 at 9:50pm (EDT) |
ToadReaper wrote:
> Yayyyyyyyyyyy! I'm not a pussy lol .......some good calls there Felty
> but need to expand alittle further I think .....other than the raw
> steak (raw eggs are fine) none of those were even a problem for me.....
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the raw steak is because we used to eat all of our meat raw. you need to reconnect to your ancestors. you could also just eat a squirrel or something the size of a steak, as long as it's alive before you kill and eat it. don't forget to remove the heart. |
Felty
| | #10 posted February 5, 2008 at 9:50pm (EDT) |
HAMMER wrote:
> I may just be the manliest man on this site.
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i think you may be the biggest pussy that's posted in this topic so far. |
Shadowchemist
| | #11 posted February 5, 2008 at 10:20pm (EDT) |
I dunno if im manly |
Felty
| | #12 posted February 6, 2008 at 1:33pm (EDT) |
If you don't know that means you ain't. |
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