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Chad
    
| #1 posted February 28, 2008 at 4:49pm (EDT)
edited April 17, 2008 at 11:15am (EDT) |
1) I am a college graduate
2) I have money
3) I don't waste my money on frivilous things
4) I am a good driver
5) I am not fat
6) I can grow a beard
7) My dad is better than your dad
7a) A house fell on my dad and he wasn't seriously injured
7b) A horse kicked my dad in the chest and he didn't fall down, he punched the horse and then went inside to get a gun to kill it, only to be stopped by my mom
8) I have a quick wit
9) I will one day have a money bin
10) I have the will power to smoke, but smoke sparingly.
11) CIAB. The rest of you are jerks.
12) NOT ASIAN!
13) Ability to walk
14) At one point I owned a replica A-Team van.
15) I am resto-modding a car.
16) In the first 3 years at work I received 2 promotions (each with substantial raises) 3 raises and 4 bonuses.
Feel free to suggest reasons why I am better than you. This is a living document that will be updated with some regularity. |
Felty
  
| | #2 posted February 28, 2008 at 5:05pm (EDT) |
Not to toot my own horn or anything but I feel I am the best driver on the planet. You have me on the other 8 though. How about smoking? You have the willpower to smoke 1 cig every 3 months! |
ChosenWarrior
 
| | #3 posted February 28, 2008 at 5:11pm (EDT) |
Who would want to do that?? |
Chad
| | #4 posted February 28, 2008 at 5:28pm (EDT) |
good reason felty, changed.
and you are a crapty driver. |
ChosenWarrior
| | #5 posted February 28, 2008 at 5:39pm (EDT) |
That crap doesnt make sense, "I have the will power to smoke" should be "I have the will power to smoke only sparingly". Mr. college educated man. |
Chad
| | #6 posted February 28, 2008 at 5:43pm (EDT) |
people who quit smoking and never smoke again dont smoke because they dont have the will power. you lose. |
HAMMER
(frozen)
| | #7 posted February 28, 2008 at 5:44pm (EDT) |
Does you sucking dick make you better?
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ChosenWarrior
| | #8 posted February 28, 2008 at 5:45pm (EDT) |
You can judge who loses you bastard, you just sided with yourself. People who quit smoking and get back into the habit have no will power, ones who quit and stay smoke-free do have will power. YOU LOSE! |
CoachMcGuirk
 
| | #9 posted February 28, 2008 at 5:47pm (EDT) |
Money bin?
Give to me, you rat bastards! |
Chad
| | #10 posted February 28, 2008 at 5:51pm (EDT) |
Money bin.
And those who quit and stay quit desperately want to smoke again, but they know they are too weak. That one cig turns into 20 with great ease. I am powerful enough that I can just smoke 1 whenever I want it. Its like lays potato chips where you cant eat just one. Those who eat none, well they are nothing. Those who eat a lot, they are nothing. Those who eat just 1, they are special. |
ChosenWarrior
| | #11 posted February 28, 2008 at 5:54pm (EDT) |
Not denying that logic...atleast the base of it, i just said you worded it wrong, smoking one cig every month does require will power
So there |
Chad
| | #12 posted February 28, 2008 at 5:56pm (EDT) |
it also requires will power to smoke when the media tries to tell you to stop. |
Shadowchemist
 
| | #13 posted February 28, 2008 at 5:57pm (EDT) |
You're all jerks, even me.
'cept chad, he's a dog
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"When does a man die? When he is hit by a bullet? No. When he suffers a disease? No. When he ate a soup made out of a poisonous mushroom? No. A man dies when he is forgotten!" |
ChosenWarrior
| | #14 posted February 28, 2008 at 5:58pm (EDT) |
Actually most people tell me that those commercials make them want to smoke even more just to tell them to fudge off |
Chad
| | #15 posted February 28, 2008 at 6:20pm (EDT) |
good call vern. 11 added. |
ChosenWarrior
| | #16 posted February 28, 2008 at 6:22pm (EDT) |
How about that your a gold fudgein subscriber, how's that? Proves that you have the money to waste just to unblock the swear filter |
Chad
| | #17 posted February 28, 2008 at 6:28pm (EDT) |
horrible idea. |
ChosenWarrior
| | #18 posted February 28, 2008 at 6:28pm (EDT) |
Then it fits |
LiL_Ramsey
| #19 posted February 28, 2008 at 6:32pm (EDT)
edited February 28, 2008 at 6:32pm (EDT) |
Chad wrote:
> 4) I am a good driver
> 5) I am not fat
> 6) I can grow a beard
> 7) My dad is better than your dad
> 8) I have a quick wit
> 9) I will one day have a money bin
None of these make you better than me. I own you in all 6.
Rock Band forum |
Chad
| | #20 posted February 28, 2008 at 6:36pm (EDT) |
Tell a story involving you competence as a driver.
How long does it take you to grow a servicable beard
Has a house ever fell on your dad and has he ever wanted to kill a horse?
You are most assuredly not quicker than i
You have never once mentioned the desire to own a money bin.
The only one you have me on is fatness. But individually, these may not be wholy impressive. It is as a whole that demonstrates why I am better than all. |
LiL_Ramsey
| | #21 posted February 28, 2008 at 6:42pm (EDT) |
Well in the 3+ years I've had my license, I've never gotten in a crash. I don't really have any stories about me not being an idiot on the road. I'm basically just an overall good driver.
I can grow a beard in 2 days easy. I have to shave daily. In the morning, before I shave, I have much worse than a 5 o'clock shadow.
No, because is not dumb enough to stand underneath a house that is falling down, nor piss off a horse enough for it to kick him.
That's a judgement call.
Just because I haven't mentioned a desire, doesn't mean I don't want one.
Rebuttal please?
Rock Band forum |
ChosenWarrior
| | #22 posted February 28, 2008 at 6:46pm (EDT) |
That's some pretty quick wit |
Chad
| | #23 posted February 28, 2008 at 6:50pm (EDT) |
Being a good driver isn't just about not getting tickets. Its about breaking the law and avoiding any negative consequences without putting yourself in danger.
You have me beat by 2 days for a real beard. But again, I may be beat on individual components of greatness, but as a whole, I remain king.
My dad wasn't standing underneath a falling house, he was going under it when it was getting jacked up prior to moving it on top of a hill to make sure all the lines were disconnected. One of the jacks lost pressure causing the house to fall on him, pushing him into the soft soil which he dug himself out of. And my dad wasn't the one pissing the horse off, it was me when I was like 6 years old. It bit my head so I punched it causing it to kick.
That is not a judgment call. Most would agree that Mikey is one of the more intelligent posters on this site, and I can tell you with 100% certainty that he acknowledges me as more intelligent than you.
If you want a money bin is must be known. Early and often. |
LiL_Ramsey
| | #24 posted February 28, 2008 at 6:56pm (EDT) |
I don't speed, run red lights, or anything. I give you my word. I even go the speed limit in construction zones (which there is a TON near my house). I'd rather get somewhere safe than quick. This, to me, constitutes as a better driver rather than being an idiot and getting away with it.
So since my dad hasn't put himself in dangerous situations, that makes him worse than yours? Come on, you're being ridiculous.
You may be more intelligent than me (which I would hope considering you've already been through college, and are something like 8 years older than me), but that doesn't mean you are more quick witted. I do still have street smarts.
I had never heard you wanted a money bin until now either, so that is a moot point.
I'm not arguing that I'm better than you. I'm arguing that you are not better than me.
Rock Band forum |
ChosenWarrior
| | #25 posted February 28, 2008 at 6:58pm (EDT) |
You should get your dad in here to tell Chad what's up |
LiL_Ramsey
| | #26 posted February 28, 2008 at 6:59pm (EDT) |
Chad knows my dad is sweet. He loves him. I don't even know why he's trying to argue that his dad is better. I don't know Chad's dad, but I have to assume they are equal at the very least.
Rock Band forum |
ChosenWarrior
| | #27 posted February 28, 2008 at 7:02pm (EDT) |
I was going for the humor that you could actually get your dad on here cuz he's a member too, so he's automatically one of the coolest dads out there |
LiL_Ramsey
| | #28 posted February 28, 2008 at 7:04pm (EDT) |
Exactly.
Rock Band forum |
Chad
| | #29 posted February 28, 2008 at 7:05pm (EDT) |
blanket not speeding, running red lights or anything doesn't make you a good driver. There are many times where it is more dangerous to not speed than it is to speed. just like there are times when running a red light is actually the safest thing to do. living strictly by the rules doesn't make you a better driver, it makes you unadaptable. which is worse.
my dad doesn't go around putting himself in dangerous situations. The house was jacked up on like 15 hydraulic jacks when one lost pressure. This was well within a safe zone, it was just the shift of weight. If your dad got into an accident and instead of an airbag deploying the seat broke off, i wouldn't call your dad dangerous, he was just unfortunate enough to have to go through an equipment failure.
you have never been known for an extraordinary wit.
my desire for a money bin has been known since january. |
Chad
| | #30 posted February 28, 2008 at 7:07pm (EDT) |
youre dads cool. certainly in the top 95 percentile. but my dad is a whole other level. its not disparaging towards your dad. its like my dad is michael jordan and yours is jason kidd. yours is certainly great, but mine is the greatest. |
ChosenWarrior
| | #31 posted February 28, 2008 at 7:08pm (EDT) |
Haha, that was funny
But seriously i think you only got him on the money bin |
LiL_Ramsey
| | #32 posted February 28, 2008 at 9:57pm (EDT) |
I actually used to think you were cool and an all around good guy, Chad. Now I just think you're a complete douche bag honestly, not that you care what I think of you. I don't really know if you're just doing this as a joke. If it is, you failed miserably. If it isn't, then may God have mercy on your soul. If you honestly believe that ANY of this crap makes you better than anybody on this site, you are one of the most self-centered, sheltered individuals that I ever had dealings with.
Rock Band forum |
Chad
| | #33 posted February 28, 2008 at 10:26pm (EDT) |
thats right. give up, pussy. |
ChosenWarrior
| | #34 posted February 28, 2008 at 10:33pm (EDT) |
Woah, is this for real?????? |
Shadowchemist
| | #35 posted February 28, 2008 at 10:34pm (EDT) |
Yeah. Chad is a dick. Nothing new.
He seems to be a pretty cool dick though.
I might in ass-kissing mode...
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"When does a man die? When he is hit by a bullet? No. When he suffers a disease? No. When he ate a soup made out of a poisonous mushroom? No. A man dies when he is forgotten!" |
LiL_Ramsey
| | #36 posted February 28, 2008 at 10:41pm (EDT) |
Chad wrote:
> thats right. give up, pussy.
Yeah, I give up on trying to have a real discussion with somebody completely irrational. For somebody with is 'more intelligent" than me, you sure seem to act like a dumbass.
Rock Band forum |
HAMMER
(frozen)
| | #37 posted February 28, 2008 at 10:58pm (EDT) |
This is chad's way of getting attention from people he doesn't know because he is miserable with his job, situation, and life altogether.
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Chad
| | #38 posted February 28, 2008 at 11:26pm (EDT) |
Not everyone can be as happy as you hammer. |
HAMMER
(frozen)
| | #39 posted February 28, 2008 at 11:54pm (EDT) |
You know this is very true...I'm a very content person.
But we all still have problems Chad, if you ever need somebody to talk to, the big guy is right here. Lean on me buddy.
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Shadowchemist
| | #40 posted February 28, 2008 at 11:55pm (EDT) |
I want to lean on your other big guy.
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"When does a man die? When he is hit by a bullet? No. When he suffers a disease? No. When he ate a soup made out of a poisonous mushroom? No. A man dies when he is forgotten!" |
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