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Chad
  
| #1 posted October 16, 2008 at 7:28pm (EST)
edited November 20, 2009 at 4:27pm (EST) |
THE BASICS OF jerk TAG
1) jerk tag is a game that you tag jerks for posting in the same minute as you. You have to be already in the conversation of the jerk you tag. The minute count is based on what gametz counts as the minute. So it doesn't matter if your only 3 seconds after if the minute rolls.
2) once you have been jerk tagged, you are it. to not be it, you must jerk tag someone else. if you try to jerk tag someone but miss the minute they are in, you are now jerk tagged and it.
3) when jerk tagging someone, you can call "no tag backs" meaning you cannot be tagged on that jerk tag. If you do not call jerk tag and someone comes in after and adds on a jerk tag, you will be it and caught in a potential crossfire. (SEE 5)
4) If you call no tag backs but they still try to tag you, they are it again. There is no limit on the number of times someone can be it.
5) If someone jerk tags someone else, a third party may not come in and tag the jerk tagger if the tagger called "NO TAG BACKS", though they can double up and tag the jerk tagee. In that situation, the double tag'd jerk will be it 5 times. If the tagger does NOT call no tag backs, they will also be it, and potentially be caught in a CROSSFIRE! Crossfires may also apply if a single poster double posts.
6) To jerk tag, you MUST type "jerk tag" "jerk Tag" "jerk TAG" or similar. If you type "Tag jerk" you are it. If you type "fga tag" you are it. Etc. Removing the space making it "FAGTAG" is acceptable so long as it is "FAGTAG" "fagtag" or "Fagtag". Any other form of capitalization results in you being IT.
7) A CROSSFIRE happens when more than 1 participant is caught in a jerk TAG. Anyone can call "CROSSFIRE" "Crossfire" or "crossfire" and all tag'd jerks will be caught up in it and be it an additional 9 times (making it 10 times total). When calling CROSSFIRE you are immune to being tag'd back or being CROSSFIRE'd yourself. The crossfire ONLY effects those who posted before the jerk TAG was called, even if it is in the same minute. To get those people it, they must first be jerk tag'd. Missing a CROSSFIRE will result in a 1 it penalty for the CROSSFIRE'r and the failed CROSSFIRE'r IS eligible for a jerk TAG. If the situation such as this happens: user a- post user b - jerk tag - user c post user d - CROSSFIRE, it will be considered a failed CROSSFIRE because user C was NOT caught up in it, coming in after the initial jerk tag.
THE ADVANCED RULES SECTION
8) If you try to tag back on a jerk tag where no tag backs is called AND you miss the minute, you are it 3 times more than you were before (i.e. you were it twice, now you are it 5 times). REVISED
In the case of multiple rules being broken on a single attempt at jerk TAG, you add the number of points you get from the rules broken and multiply it by 1.5 times for 2 rules, 2 times for 3 rules, 2.5 times for 4 rules, etc. So if you break 3 rules each with a 1 "it" penalty, you are "it" 6 times (1+1+1= 3 x 2 = 6).
9) jerk Tag is also allowed to be played in PMs. PM jerk tags get a 5x multiplier. So a successful tag results in 5 its for the taggee. You must post a screen shot of the jerk tag within 10 minutes of the tagging in this topic or else the taggee can post a screen shot any time after that resulting them not being it and the taggee being it 10x! So for instance on an unsuccessful tag from missing the minute and you spell it tag fga (2 misspellings), that would normally be a massive 6 points for 3 mistakes, but it results in 30 tags if the person who was tagged unsuccessfully posts within 10 minutes. However if he misses it then any time after that the original tagger who would have gotten 30 tags can post here and the person he unsuccessfully tried to tag would be it 60 times!!!! HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!
example a) I try to tag ink but fail for 3 reasons. my failed tag happens at 12:00. If ink screen caps and posts in here before 12:11, I am it 30 times. If he doesn't post here until 12:11 or never, I can screen shot and he gets it 60 times.
example b) i try to tag ink and successfully tag him at 12:00. I have until 12:11 to post screen shot here and he gets 5 points. If I don't he posts screen shot here and gets 10 points.
10) On an unsuccessful jerk tag, the person who failed to tag can now be tagged with a sliding penalty. the same minute he posts if he gets tagged he is it 5 times. the minute after he gets tagged he is it 4 times, etc. If someone misses the tag on these attempts based on the above rules, he is it the normal amount times the multiplier of the failed tag.
11) If someone is caught editing/deleting their post trying to jerk tag, they are it 50 times for an edit, 100 times for a deletion. If the person being jerk tagged deletes their post to try to remove the proof of their jerk taggedness, they receive the 100 it penalty. It can be posted any time after the penalty happens. When claiming the 50 or 100 points the person must type it in the following fashion:
"HOLY NOOB ON A STICK!!! WE'VE HIT THE MOTHER LOAD!!!!! SUCK IT LONG AND SUCK IT HARD dog, YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT (EDITING/DELETING, SELECT THE PROPER ONE AND ONLY HAVE THAT WORD, NOT ANYTHING ELSE FOUND IN THESE PARANTHESIS) AND YOU ARE NOW IT 50/100 TIMES!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL, YOU STUPID NOOB!!!!! HERE IS A LINK TO PROVE IT (LINK). LOLOLOLOLOL!!!! PWNING THE NOOBS, PWNING THE NOOBS. PWNING PWNING PWNING PWNING PWNING THE NOOBS!"
It must be typed exactly like that, in all caps (ONLY EXCEPTION IS THE LINK SHOWING THE SCREEN SHOT SINCE IT CAN BREAK THE URL AND NOT BE A PROPER IMAGE). If you mess that up you are known as BOTY (dog of the year) and are it with a 50 time multiplier is assessed against the number of its you could have given out, though there is no specific format to claim their dogitude. So if you catch someone deleting their post after a successful jerk tag where they would have been it 100 times if you mess it up you are it 100 times 50 or 5000 total. This includes if they edit/delete their HNOAS post (Holy noob on a stick). If you become BOTY, you may be called Hotty boom Boty. This is a highly derogitory term.
12) If you catch a known lesbian in a jerk tag situation, you can use normal jerk tag rules or you can call DYKE HIKE for double bonus points. Revised
When the situation presents itself, you are allowed to do alternatives to jerk tag. The "tagging" must rhyme and the 2 words must have a combined total of either 2 or 3 sylables. So, for instance if Xena posts you can call "DYKE HIKE". If Narclepto posts you can tag with a "BLACK ATTACK" and so on. They must be real words or at least sensical made up words. So if, for instance, Bob posts, you could give him "Retard Plard, no Plard backs" since that makes no sense.
13) . IF a CROSSFIRE happens on a post that is subject to rule 11 super bonuses, after the super bonus is called and typed out, the CROSSFIRE then automatically receives the same bonus, making it possible for a 900 point CROSSFIRE. In the case this happens, the CROSSFIRE'r receives title of GOD OF CROSSFIRE for all eternity.
Example of a crossfire:
User a: posts at 2:02
User b: posts at 2:02
User C posts at 2:02 calling jerk TAG. User A and B are jerk tag'd.
User D posts at 2:02
Any user other than A or B posts at 2:02 calling CROSSFIRE, users A and B get 9 additional points. Since user D posted AFTER the jerk TAG he is NOT caught up in the CROSSFIRE.
14) You may jerk tag the first post of any topic for a 50x it. You do not need to be previously in the conversation as explained in rule 1 for this instance only.
15) When discussing the rules of jerk tag, you are immune from any tags. |
DummyP
  
| | #2 posted October 16, 2008 at 8:11pm (EST) |
FAGTAG NO TAGBACKS
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Sometimes you just gotta stop thinkin' and start drinkin'.
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Chad
| | #3 posted October 16, 2008 at 8:37pm (EST) |
HAHAHAHAHA!!! THATS 1 FOR YOU! |
kzn
(frozen)
| | #4 posted October 16, 2008 at 8:45pm (EST) |
FAGTAG NO TAGBACKS
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Chad
| | #5 posted October 16, 2008 at 9:29pm (EST) |
YOURE NOW AT 6!!!!! |
Chad
| | #6 posted November 5, 2008 at 12:55am (EST) |
jerk TAG NO TAG BACKS BONES!!!! |
kzn
(frozen)
| | #7 posted November 5, 2008 at 1:34am (EST) |
FAILED
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Chad
| | #8 posted November 5, 2008 at 1:35am (EST) |
gah |
invisibleink
| | #9 posted November 5, 2008 at 8:57am (EST) |
HUH
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BluePhoenix
 
| | #10 posted November 5, 2008 at 5:32pm (EST) |
Tag jerk |
Chad
| #11 posted November 5, 2008 at 6:44pm (EST)
edited November 5, 2008 at 7:07pm (EST) |
fudge, you just got tagged BIG TIME.
once you have been jerk tagged, you are it. to not be it, you must jerk tag someone else. if you try to jerk tag someone but miss the minute they are in, you are now jerk tagged and it.
To jerk tag, you MUST type "jerk tag" "jerk Tag" "jerk TAG" or similar. If you type "Tag jerk" you are it. If you type "fga tag" you are it. Etc. Removing the space making it "FAGTAG" is acceptable so long as it is "FAGTAG" "fagtag" or "Fagtag". Any other form of capitalization results in you being IT.
You have to be already in the conversation of the jerk you tag.
If you try to tag back on a jerk tag where no tag backs is called AND you miss the minute, you are it 3 times more than you were before (i.e. you were it twice, now you are it 5 times).
Due to the combos rules and the serverity of that, I'd say you are it 5 times.
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invisibleink
| | #12 posted November 5, 2008 at 6:53pm (EST) |
bluephoenix should just give up, theres no coming back from that rookie entrance into FAGTAG
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Chad
| | #13 posted November 5, 2008 at 7:10pm (EST) |
So in the case of breaking rules simultaneously, I say it goes like this:
Break 2 rules, add the "its" from the 2 rules and multiply by 1.5 (so if you break 2 1 point rules you get 3 points).
Break 3 rules, add the "its" from the 3 rules and multiply by 2. So if they are all 1 point its, you have 6 its.
4 rules 2.5 time multiplyer, 5 rules 3 times, and so on.
jerk TAG rule? |
invisibleink
| | #14 posted November 5, 2008 at 7:15pm (EST) |
AGREED
put it in the official rulebook that you keep under your mattress
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Chad
| | #15 posted November 5, 2008 at 7:26pm (EST) |
Revised rule 5! |
BluePhoenix
| | #16 posted November 16, 2008 at 6:39pm (EST) |
invisibleink wrote:
> bluephoenix should just give up, theres no coming back from that rookie
> entrance into FAGTAG
>
that's what you think. |
invisibleink
| | #17 posted November 16, 2008 at 6:43pm (EST) |
O RLLLY?
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BluePhoenix
| | #18 posted November 16, 2008 at 8:05pm (EST) |
why would my thoughts have changed in the 4 minutes between my post and yours? |
invisibleink
| #19 posted November 16, 2008 at 8:09pm (EST)
edited November 16, 2008 at 8:12pm (EST) |
a lot can happen in 4 minutes. since you posted, i decided I love cock and will become a satanist.
tag jerk!?
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Chad
| | #20 posted November 16, 2008 at 8:12pm (EST) |
huh? |
invisibleink
| | #21 posted November 16, 2008 at 8:16pm (EST) |
give me your satan cock chad!!!
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BluePhoenix
| | #22 posted November 16, 2008 at 8:29pm (EST) |
invisibleink wrote:
> tag jerk!?
>
doesn't that make him it as well?
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invisibleink
| | #23 posted November 16, 2008 at 8:32pm (EST) |
he edited my post.....which means the penalty for typing tag jerk instead of jerk tag is on HIM!
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Chad
| | #24 posted November 16, 2008 at 8:32pm (EST) |
of course! |
Chad
| | #25 posted November 16, 2008 at 8:33pm (EST) |
what>??>?! thats not at all the case! its under your name, not mine! |
BluePhoenix
| | #26 posted November 16, 2008 at 8:45pm (EST) |
what? I didn't edit anything |
Chad
| | #27 posted November 16, 2008 at 8:47pm (EST) |
hes just a liar, dont worry about wheeler. |
invisibleink
| #28 posted November 16, 2008 at 8:56pm (EST)
edited November 16, 2008 at 9:03pm (EST) |
i lie all the time, especially in regards to that stupid worthless game known as fagtag.
ps, LOVE SATANS COCK!!!!!
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Chad
| | #29 posted November 16, 2008 at 9:04pm (EST) |
im sorry to hear you feel that way about fagtag... |
invisibleink
| | #30 posted November 16, 2008 at 9:33pm (EST) |
F U Chad!111
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BluePhoenix
| | #31 posted November 16, 2008 at 9:47pm (EST) |
dude he's gonna woderate you |
invisibleink
| | #32 posted November 16, 2008 at 10:14pm (EST) |
f u 2
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BluePhoenix
| | #33 posted November 16, 2008 at 10:24pm (EST) |
invisibleink wrote:
> f u 2
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fuh q I do what I want cracka |
invisibleink
| | #34 posted November 16, 2008 at 10:24pm (EST) |
no f u
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Chad
| | #35 posted November 16, 2008 at 10:31pm (EST) |
fual |
invisibleink
| | #36 posted November 16, 2008 at 10:35pm (EST) |
i c wut u dd thar
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TheHuntxx
(abandoned)
| | #37 posted November 17, 2008 at 11:27am (EST) |
As much as I'd love to play this game, I'm gonna pass because there is a high risk of me getting banned. Maybe next time boys
Admiral wrote:
> I hate to say it...I might actually start to like Marcus and his posts...it's....scary!!!
hunt4kant: God's gift to Gametz.com |
Forgotten_Freshness
 
| | #38 posted November 17, 2008 at 11:57am (EST) |
Best game ever.
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Chad
| | #39 posted November 17, 2008 at 12:28pm (EST) |
Those who don't play my game get banned from my forum. |
invisibleink
| | #40 posted November 17, 2008 at 1:03pm (EST) |
hunt4kant wrote:
> As much as I'd love to play this game, I'm gonna pass because there
> is a high risk of me getting banned. Maybe next time boys
>
oh so sad! because we all sooooooooooooooo wanted you to play
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