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Chad
  
| | #1 posted October 23, 2008 at 12:23am (EST) |
post threads heavy in the lulz here for posterity. |
Chad
| | #2 posted October 23, 2008 at 12:25am (EST) |
first up will be old gold from the late great king richards forum. and not the bullcrap from the king richards second forum, because rex manhammer sucks.
http://gametz.com/forum/USER%253A17154/topic/18689...
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Chad
| | #3 posted October 23, 2008 at 1:38am (EST) |
http://gametz.com/forum/General/topic/298267.html#... |
Chad
| | #4 posted October 23, 2008 at 1:39am (EST) |
http://gametz.com/forum/General/topic/298153.html#... |
Chad
| | #5 posted October 23, 2008 at 1:42am (EST) |
http://gametz.com/forum/Archive%253AGeneral/topic/... |
Chad
| | #6 posted October 23, 2008 at 1:46am (EST) |
http://gametz.com/forum/Site_Feedback/topic/254501... |
DummyP
  
| | #7 posted October 23, 2008 at 3:07am (EST) |
http://gametz.com/forum/Archive%253AGeneral/topic/...
http://gametz.com/forum/Archive%253AGeneral/topic/...
http://gametz.com/forum/Archive%253AGeneral/topic/...
http://gametz.com/forum/Archive%253AGeneral/topic/...
(Too bad the pictures don't work anymore)
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Sometimes you just gotta stop thinkin' and start drinkin'.
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Chad
| | #8 posted October 23, 2008 at 11:32am (EST) |
http://gametz.com/forum/Archive%253AGeneral/topic/... |
DummyP
| | #9 posted October 24, 2008 at 12:57am (EST) |
http://gametz.com/forum/USER%253A17154/topic/17964...
Classic Richie hate.
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Sometimes you just gotta stop thinkin' and start drinkin'.
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Chad
| | #10 posted October 24, 2008 at 11:27pm (EST) |
http://gametz.com/forum/USER%253A17154/topic/17799...
the thread where zogg admitted to wanting to have sex with his brother. |
Chad
| | #11 posted October 24, 2008 at 11:29pm (EST) |
http://gametz.com/forum/Archive%253AGeneral/topic/...
worm got robbed! |
Chad
| | #12 posted November 6, 2008 at 1:09pm (EST) |
havent read through it, but i think
http://gametz.com/forum/Archive%253AGeneral/topic/... |
Chad
| | #13 posted November 6, 2008 at 1:10pm (EST) |
el_hefe wrote:
> Walk up to her and be perfectly honest.
>
> "Look, I'm coming up to you as directed by couple of users on a game
> website. I frequent the forums, asking for advice with women (point
> in her direction), but mostly talking about wrestlers. Women wrestlers?
> No, no, no. Men wrestlers. You know, the really cheesy, melodramatic
> wrestlers. Am I the kid with the binoculars? Do you like binoculars?
> You do? Yes, I am the kid with binoculars."
>
>
fudging lolz mikey. |
syntaxcoma
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| | #14 posted November 6, 2008 at 1:28pm (EST) |
that's the wrong topic of van wormer asking for advice, though just as hilarious. van wormer stated that he actually had a date with her in the one i'm referring to, and she stood him up. i think it was late 2006, though i could be wrong. |
Chad
| | #15 posted November 6, 2008 at 1:33pm (EST) |
I believe he deleted some of the more embarrassing posts. |
syntaxcoma
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| | #16 posted November 6, 2008 at 1:35pm (EST) |
http://gametz.com/forum/General/topic/275325.html
there it is. he must have, it isn't as hilarious as i remember. |
Chad
| | #17 posted November 6, 2008 at 1:39pm (EST) |
thats newer than i remembered and it just makes me sad. |
Chad
| | #18 posted November 6, 2008 at 1:41pm (EST) |
Lean over and smell her hair for a good 5 seconds every few minutes. Girls love it when you appreciate their shampoo.
lolz-joe |
syntaxcoma
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| | #19 posted November 6, 2008 at 1:42pm (EST) |
vDub wrote:
> eHarmony sucks ass. I tried out their site a long time ago and it couldn't find a single match.
though that line is hilarious. |
Chad
| | #20 posted November 6, 2008 at 1:44pm (EST) |
zogg told me eharmony straight rejected him. |
Chad
| | #21 posted November 6, 2008 at 1:51pm (EST) |
I was laying down some good crap in that thread.
"i took a girl to chucky cheese once. we got drunk and played all the little kid games and then came back to my place and smoked salvia. i say do that."
"Also, if at all possible, tell a story about Nessy. Heres one I will give you:
"So the other day I was at work, and this little old lady came in. She looked really dissheveled and was asking for help. I was the only one in at that time, so I couldn't just pawn her off, so I said ok. We went out to her car which was like steaming from under the hood. I had her pop the hood and it was just steam everywhere. I didn't know what to do. So we let it cool down a little bit and I had her turn it on again. It looked like there was a bad hose. So I called up the local hose replacement guy to come over and help her out. As we were waiting, we were talking and she turned out to be a really neat old lady. Another customer showed up so I had to go in to help the customer. Customer after customer kept coming in, so I wasn't able to go back outside. About 30 minutes later, the little old lady came in crying saying she was a bit short on being able to replace the hose. I said I could cover her if she gave me her information to mail the money later on. She responded that "'bout tree fiddy will cover it." I then realized who I was dealing with. "GOD DAMMIT NESSY! I GAVE YOU TREE FIDDY JUST LAST WEEK. GET OUT OF HERE!" gosh darn Nessy..."
Tell that story and you will get laid no problem."
"Heres what you do.
When you are on the freeway, ask for roadhead. If she says no, start speeding up. Continue speeding up until she starts sucking you or crying. If she cries, its not meant to be. If she goes down, then youve got a keeper."
"Well first you display the shock that she won't felate you. You say fine, I will take you home. You act all pissed. Then say actually, since tonight is a bust, I am going to swing by my place first and grab a joint, so I can go to the movie on my own and watch it high. When you go inside, you grab a knife. Come back outside and stab her in the face."
"Ok, considering no one see's the murder, how would you explain if someone came in(let's say a friend) while your "fixin her up" and have a cup of her in your glass, assuming he doesnt know what the hell your doing what would you say there huh?
i hope you can make me laugh "
"you slap your head and say "I could have had a v8!" and they will laugh and forget about the whole incident."
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Chad
| | #22 posted November 6, 2008 at 2:01pm (EST) |
vDub
M. V.
I'm ignoring this topic now
Nick
So you're pretending to be her while the topic pretends to be you?
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Chad
| | #23 posted November 9, 2008 at 2:21pm (EST) |
http://gametz.com/forum/General/topic/299554.html#...
duuuuuuuuuuuuuur seemingly claims to be the sole expert on weed and coins the ridiculous phrase "cool guy dog". |
invisibleink
| | #24 posted November 9, 2008 at 2:39pm (EST) |
"Nirvana is just a skinny pretty boy and he uses a black name like "Dre" because his croation name is stupid. Thread is being ignored now. I have better things to do then argue about some dumb weed smoking losers giving themselves a reason to smoke weed on a day called 420. And they dont even know what the fudge 420 is. "
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Chad
| | #25 posted November 11, 2008 at 8:34pm (EST) |
http://gametz.com/forum/Archive%253AGeneral/topic/...
thanks to stubby for reminding us of this gem. |
Chad
| | #26 posted November 21, 2008 at 6:48pm (EST) |
http://gametz.com/forum/General/topic/290104.html
thats the topic that pushed duuuuuur from a regular tard to a super tard in my mind. you have to skip a bunch of crap to get to the lulz.
and i deleted all you retards non-adding posts. |
Chad
| #27 posted November 21, 2008 at 7:34pm (EST)
edited November 21, 2008 at 7:34pm (EST) |
start at post 89. |
Chad
| | #28 posted November 21, 2008 at 7:49pm (EST) |
just the ones in this topic that aren't HOF posts. fudgetard. |
Chad
| | #29 posted November 21, 2008 at 7:53pm (EST) |
http://gametz.com/forum/Site_Feedback/topic/320254...
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Chad
| #30 posted November 21, 2008 at 7:53pm (EST)
edited November 21, 2008 at 7:54pm (EST) |
http://gametz.com/forum/General/topic/281614/all.h... |
Chad
| | #31 posted November 21, 2008 at 7:53pm (EST) |
http://gametz.com/forum/General/topic/279355/all.h... |
Chad
| | #32 posted November 21, 2008 at 7:56pm (EST) |
http://gametz.com/forum/General/topic/315546/all.h... |
Chad
| | #33 posted November 21, 2008 at 7:56pm (EST) |
http://gametz.com/forum/General/topic/312531/all.h... |
Chad
| | #34 posted November 21, 2008 at 7:58pm (EST) |
http://gametz.com/forum/USER%253A17154/topic/21689... |
Chad
| | #35 posted November 21, 2008 at 8:04pm (EST) |
http://gametz.com/forum/USER%253A17154/topic/16824... |
Chad
| | #36 posted November 21, 2008 at 9:11pm (EST) |
http://gametz.com/forum/USER%253A17154/topic/17344...
the question everyone asks. |
DummyP
| | #37 posted November 22, 2008 at 1:20am (EST) |
delete my nuts
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Chad
| | #38 posted November 22, 2008 at 12:02pm (EST) |
There, deleted your nuts. No longer next to your name. PWNED!!!!!!!! |
syntaxcoma
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| | #39 posted November 22, 2008 at 3:52pm (EST) |
DummyP wrote:
> delete my nuts
>
>
pants?
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syntaxcoma
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| | #40 posted November 22, 2008 at 4:07pm (EST) |
Chad wrote:
> http://gametz.com/forum/General/topic/279355/all.h...
this topic was epic until people modded some of the better jokes, and they were dlt. restrictions were handed out, and the jews retained their 'judgement-free zone'.
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