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Chad
  
| | #1 posted September 22, 2009 at 9:54pm (EST) |
This is the head quarters of all AFFL sanctioned fights. 1 fight/post. Include commentary as you see fit. |
Chad
| | #2 posted September 22, 2009 at 9:54pm (EST) |
The underground fight that started it all.
One day, as Mr. T and Krauser II were walking along, minding their own business, they caught a glimpse of each other. Blood boiled instantly as they knew they needed to settle this with a fight. Immediately they both charge to see who draws first blood.
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in the first blow, mr. t somehow comes out on top
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Mr. T leaps through the air and stabs again and again in a very vicious manner.
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Feeling that the end is near for Krauser, he goes in for the most devastating move known to man, A GUILLOTINE LEG DROP!
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Thankfully for Krauser he is able to avoid it and buy himself a bit of time as Mr. T positions himself for another stabbing.
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Spinning around on his back, he kicks up at Mr. T causes room for separation for Krauser to regain his footing.
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Throwing caution to the wind, Krauser performs a perfect flying jump kick, WITH GUITAR STILL IN HAND!
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Knocking Mr. T down, Krauser gives blow after blow with his guitar.
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He poses victoriously for a few moments before his more amorous side begins to come out.
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Flipping him over, Krauser dives at him with lust in his eyes.
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Forcing Mr. T into the doggy position, he takes T from behind.
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He then lifts him up so that the full weight of T's body comes down onto his throbbing rape tool.
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Further humiliated, Krauser then does forced fellatio.
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As he is about to come, he goes into the scissor position.
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To finish it off, Krauser sits on T's face while he slaps T's nipples so fast his hands just look like blurs.
Victor: Krauser II. |
Forgotten_Freshness
  
| | #3 posted September 22, 2009 at 10:16pm (EST) |
Darkness VS Apocalypse
Crap-talking over the internet rarely ends up in a real life altercation, but in this case, something had to be done. Apocalypse, being all immortal and what not, was giving Darkness a lot of crap for being beat up by Tom Cruise. "I'm way more evil than you!" Apocalypse had said. "You got beat up by Tom Cruise, and the only thing he had was a fudging unicorns horn. How much of a pussy are you?" Darkness was fed up with this, and called Apocalypse out. The fight, to be witnessed by Mr. T (a good friend of Apocalypse), was to be a straight up street fight of epic proportions.
"You two know why I'm here, to see which fool I'm gonna have to pity!" says Mr. T just before the fight starts.
Apocalypse wastes no time, with his pulsating drill arm thing he charges at Darkness ready to smash face
Darkness had used this time to wind up for a giant uppercut! Blasting Apocalypse in the chin and sending him flying.
Mr. T checks to make sure Apocalypse is still breathing, but minding his own, as Darkness charges with a fierceness.
He does a flip into the air and lands on Apocalypse, wrapping his horns around his waste, prepping for his ultimate....
THE UNIVERSE THROW!! He uses his weight to complete his flip and toss Apocalypse right out of the atmosphere, through the solar system, and eventually out of the entire universe!
"You're next, boy!" Darkness signals to Mr. T.
Mr. T lunges for the only weapon at his disposal as Darkness leaps through the air at him
When suddenly...
JOHN FUDGING RAMBO FROM OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE DDT! OH GAWD! IN MID-AIR!
Rambo continuously stomps on Darkness's neck, his blood boiling because he hasn't killed enough terrorists today.
Going for the finishing blow, he takes Apocalypse's drill arm and starts raping Darkness's motionless body with it. Mr. T turns tail and runs, not waiting to find out who's side John Rambo is on.
POW! Right in Mr. T's fudging mouth comes the fist of the Angry Rock Lava Beast from the 2nd level of hell! Startled, Rambo trips over Darkness as this is a power he's never even seen!
Wasting no time, the Angry Rock Lava Beast picks up Mr. T's unconscious body and hurls it at Rambo.
He grabs the horns of Darkness, and swings him around like a rag doll, flailing his body about like Simon Belmont wields a whip before tossing the now questionably alive body into the pile of the defeated.
Angry Rock Lava Beast stands victorious, manhandling 3 strangers who he happened to see from his apartment window (in hell) in a matter of minutes. It seems he really is the true demon of hell!
Victor: Angry Rock Lava Beast
...or is he?
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Chad
| #4 posted September 22, 2009 at 10:38pm (EST)
edited September 22, 2009 at 10:38pm (EST) |
The debut of the real league
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the AFFL!
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I'm good ol' JR and I am broadcasting from the new state of the art AFFL arena!
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Disciplinarian of the ring is Earl Hebner and this is his first AFFL fight he will be officiating.
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Tonight's match is a tag team between the team of Dude Love and El Generico, aka Mr. Big Hands, aka The Immobile One, AKA Beards McGee, formerly known as The Big Show
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This pair of ham and eggers is hoping to make a big splash in their debut match of the AFFL, but boy I tell ya what, they've got their work cut out for them.
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Their opponents tonight are none other than the dynamic duo themselves, Batman and Mr. T!
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This pair has been identified as an early favorite to become the tag team division champions and I tell ya, they look the part.
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Starting the bout tonight is Dude Love and Batman. I don't know how smart this was on the part of team WWF, Batman can dish out a lot of pain and I don't know if Dude Love is up for the challenge.
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AND THE BELL SOUNDS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF IT ALL!
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BAW GAWD WHAT JUST HAPPENED? BATMAN WAS STANDING THERE AND SUDDENLY THERE'S A BATARANG IN HIS HANDS! RUN DUDE LOVE RUN!!!!
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BATMAN YOU SONUVAdog! THAT BATARANG IS SURE TO LEAVE A MARK! CAN DUDE LOVE CONTINUE??!
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NOW THAT'S JUST NOT NECESSARY BATMAN, TAKING THE I-SCREAM SCOOPER TO DUDE LOVES TESTICLES!!! THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW GAWD DAMMIT!
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The gigantic referee finally breaks up the action as he gives Dude Love a 10 count. That was getting almost too sick to watch there.
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Dude Love manages to tag in El Generico, maybe this will make things go better for Team WWF.
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The Fat Fool slowly lumbers into the ring
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Bats deftly tags in T
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Without skipping a beat T is in the ring.
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SUDDENLY T IS ACROSS THE RING WITH HIS DEADLY TOOL IN HAND READY TO STRIKE! OH THE HUMANITY!!!! SCREW TO THE SHOULDER! SCREW TO THE SHOULDER! WHAT KIND OF BASTARD IS THIS MAN!
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OH MAW GAWD! T JUST SHANKED EL GENERICO WITH HIS SUPER SHIV RIGHT IN THE CHEST! DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME KIDS!
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Mercifully T goes for the pin. Hebner counts it 1, 2, 3. The winners tonight are the duo of T and Batman.
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Look at those sons of doges celebrating while poor El Generico and Dude Love are out cold. GAWD DAMN YOU BOTH!
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Ladies and gentlemen, I am sickened by this display here tonight. This is not what the AFFL is all about.
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OH MAW GAWD!!!! ITS KRAUSER! KRAUSER! KRAUSER! ITS KRAUSER!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE DID HE COME FROM AND WHY IS HE HERE>?!?! THIS IS NOT SOME EXISTENTIALISTIC CRISIS, I AM GENUINELY WANTING TO KNOW WHERE THIS DEMONIC MAD MAN CAME FROM! AND T AND BATMAN DON'T SEEM TO REALIZE IT! OH GAWD!
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TURN AROUND YOU FOOLS, THEY AREN'T CHEERING YOU, THEY ARE WANTING TO SEE YOU GET YOUR ASSES WHOOPED! GUITAR IN ONE HAND, MIC IN THE OTHER, I TELL YOU WHAT, THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET MESSY!
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WHERE THE HELL DID THAT LADDER COME FROM?! KRAUSER YOU BASTARD! QUIT USING YOUR GAWD DAMN BLACK MAGIC! OH NO HES ON TOP OF THE LADDER AND IS PREPARING FOR A VICIOUS ELBOW DROP! T AND BATMAN ARE DEFENSELESS! LOOK AT ME! IM SO EXCITED I'M NOW STANDING UP WITH MY HANDS RAISED!
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RIGHT ON THE SPINE!!!!! WILL T EVER WALK AGAIN!>?!?
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DON'T DO IT KRAUSER, YOU'LL SATSUGAI HIM!!!!!! TOMBSTONE! TOMBSTONE! TOMBSTONE!
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DEAR GAWD IN HEAVEN HE BROKE THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE AND NOW IS TURNING ON ME! NO KRAUSER PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU ~ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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(read this part in an ominous all knowing narrator voice) And with that Krauser undoubtedly leaves his mark on the first night of the AFFL in their new arena. What will happen from here? Can anyone stop this mad man? Complete now with JR's hat, it looks doubtful.
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Chad
| | #5 posted September 22, 2009 at 10:42pm (EST) |
Hahaha, love it frank. You really turned it up a notch when Rambo came into play. |
Chad
| | #6 posted September 22, 2009 at 10:48pm (EST) |
I've got a good feeling about this thread. I think it has a chance to become best thread on the internet. |
DummyP
 
| | #7 posted September 22, 2009 at 10:53pm (EST) |
Epic thread is fudging epic.
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My milkshake brings all the lulz to the yard.
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Chad
| | #8 posted September 22, 2009 at 11:04pm (EST) |
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Chad
| | #9 posted September 22, 2009 at 11:04pm (EST) |
I wonder if JR will ever be able to get his hat back |
DummyP
| | #10 posted September 22, 2009 at 11:05pm (EST) |
Crap, he's gotta take it back!
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My milkshake brings all the lulz to the yard.
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Chad
| | #11 posted September 22, 2009 at 11:07pm (EST) |
He seems naked without it. |
Forgotten_Freshness
| | #12 posted September 22, 2009 at 11:41pm (EST) |
Hahaha. Krauser is not likely to give that hat back I don't think.
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Chad
| | #13 posted September 22, 2009 at 11:45pm (EST) |
knowing who Krauser is, you have to think that hat is more than meets the eye. Is there a secret power found in that hat? Does it make Krauser more terrible than we could have ever thought?
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Chad
| | #14 posted September 22, 2009 at 11:45pm (EST) |
also what are some other cool action figures? Did you ever buy a zangief? |
Forgotten_Freshness
| | #15 posted September 22, 2009 at 11:48pm (EST) |
I didn't get a Zangeif yet. Going to try to get some extra money and pick up a bunch of figures from the same seller.
The spider-man figure line tends to have a lot of super posable figures I'm seeing so I think that might be one of my next ventures. I found some other MEGA sweet figures but I didn't want to use them all on the first fight.
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Chad
| | #16 posted September 22, 2009 at 11:50pm (EST) |
link of spiderman? |
Chad
| | #17 posted September 23, 2009 at 12:17am (EST) |
frank, find me a cool and cheap predator action figure. possible alien as well. |
Chad
| | #18 posted September 23, 2009 at 1:01am (EST) |
http://www.amazon.com/McFarlane-Spawn-Mutations-23...
http://www.amazon.com/Alien-VS-Predator-Requiem-Ac...
http://cgi.ebay.com/LOOSE-MARVEL-UNIVERSE-DEADPOOL... what do you think, maybe 6 deadpools is what it takes to beat krauser |
Nick
 
| | #19 posted September 23, 2009 at 1:12am (EST) |
OH my god.
I'm fudging rolling over here. |
Chad
| | #20 posted September 23, 2009 at 1:16am (EST) |
find me some good action figures nick. |
Nick
| | #21 posted September 23, 2009 at 1:24am (EST) |
I fully intend too.
Most of mine are Marvel and stuff. I think I had some cool Spawn ones...
Any character in general you'd want to throw in the scuffle? I think I have a Ka'Zar complete with that Sabretooth tiger he rolls with.
I definitely have a chick from Spawn kicking around that I broke her rubbery shirt stuff off of so she's totally topless. |
Chad
| | #22 posted September 23, 2009 at 1:28am (EST) |
nothing in particular im looking for, just cool crap!
http://cgi.ebay.com/Loose-set-of-4-Kiss-Mcfarlane-... should i get that? I guess I'd have to buy Camus and Jagi and it could be an epic battle royale of Kiss vs DMC. Or Krauser could just take them all on. Or they could team up and become like the NWO. |
revwoods
BTRs
| | #23 posted September 23, 2009 at 2:07am (EST) |
the Angry Rock Lava Beast is actually Slagg from WildC.A.T.S |
kevolones
 
| | #24 posted September 23, 2009 at 2:13am (EST) |
There needs to be a Magneto and Chuck Norris figures in here.
Predator figures are too expensive. |
Forgotten_Freshness
| | #25 posted September 23, 2009 at 10:24am (EST) |
I have Predator Figures somewhere. I have a lot of cool figures in storage that I can't get to. And revwoods, don't you dare ruin my dreams of Angry Rock Lava Beast being the most awesome unnamed figure ever.
Chad, Why the hell are 6 dead pools so expansive?! Deadpool would be a hot contender too. Also, that kiss lot is bewbs. DMC needs to throw down with them. Note that now that my figures are here (which you saw from the spoiler photo in my fight at the end), know that Camus doesn't come with the drums but COMES WITH 2 FUDGING COBRAS TO PLAY DRUMS WITH.
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Chad
| | #26 posted September 23, 2009 at 10:35am (EST) |
yeah, i saw the cobras in the pics on amazon.
i think those deadpools are over priced, hence no bids. they look like from the xforce series. the expensive deadpools are from the legends series, which run 30-40 a pop. fudge that. |
Forgotten_Freshness
| | #27 posted September 23, 2009 at 11:11am (EST) |
Yeah dude, if those were Legends Deadpools for $30, might be worth it.
I was at the Flea Market and saw a ton of Spider-man figures right at the end of my run, new in the package for $3 each. I had run out of money so I couldnt buy them. Gave me some ideas though. I think they were all from Spider-man 2 and 3 (movie series). Mega jointed.
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revwoods
BTRs
| | #28 posted September 23, 2009 at 1:33pm (EST) |
I swear his name is Slagg i have it MOC along with a bunch of WildC.A.T.S, Legends, Wrestling, TMNT, He-Man, Star Wars figures |
Forgotten_Freshness
| | #29 posted September 23, 2009 at 1:35pm (EST) |
I liked it better when he didn't have a name but now I'm going to have to call him Slagg 
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revwoods
BTRs
| | #30 posted September 23, 2009 at 1:37pm (EST) |
my bad it only has one g http://cgi.ebay.com/WILDC-A-T-S-6-ACTION-FIGURE-SL... |
Forgotten_Freshness
| | #31 posted September 23, 2009 at 1:44pm (EST) |
HE'S SUPPOSE TO HAVE A CLUB!?!
I think I need that!
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Chad
| | #32 posted September 23, 2009 at 1:46pm (EST) |
it IS your bad.his name is what frank said it is, not slag. |
Forgotten_Freshness
| | #33 posted September 23, 2009 at 1:57pm (EST) |
Yeah he's Angry Rock Lava Beast. Maybe if his name was Slagg with 2 G's, but since it's not, that name is pure ice cream manry.
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Chad
| #34 posted September 24, 2009 at 12:29am (EST)
edited September 24, 2009 at 12:30am (EST) |
So frank, I was thinking that Krauser needs an AFFL catch phrase. I was thinking "First I'm gonna break you, then I'm gonna rape you." Thoughts? |
RDTZ
| | #35 posted September 24, 2009 at 1:43am (EST) |
I was totally rooting for Apocalypse. I own that figure.
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Forgotten_Freshness
| | #36 posted September 24, 2009 at 8:31am (EST) |
Chad wrote:
> So frank, I was thinking that Krauser needs an AFFL catch phrase.
> I was thinking "First I'm gonna break you, then I'm gonna rape you."
> Thoughts?
This sounds very Krauser to me. Every now and then he could mention how he killed and raped his parents too. Not sure how you'd work that into a phrase if at all, it's way too early for me to be thinking.
Also, I started reading the comic. It's fudging awesome.
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Chad
| | #37 posted September 24, 2009 at 11:47am (EST) |
I wonder how promos will work in the AFFL. I can't wait to find out.
And feel free to skip the first part that was covered by the cartoon. |
Chad
| | #38 posted September 25, 2009 at 1:37am (EST) |
i went to target tonight, they sure do have a disappointing selection of action figures. the only one that was a possibility was a buzz lightyear. that could have been good. |
Chad
| | #39 posted September 25, 2009 at 9:10pm (EST) |
btw, my terminator arrived. im thinking of getting some indian tomorrow which is next door to TRU, so i might get some more figures then. |
Priest_of_Gaming
 
| | #40 posted September 26, 2009 at 10:05am (EST) |
This is pretty funny....however, I haven't seen a fight yet where someone's balls and/or ass isn't molested. Is it just me or is that a little scary?
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