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j_factor
  
| | #1 posted March 1, 2008 at 1:54am (EDT) |
Based on a children's book I vaguely remember being read to me when I was like 5. 
Describe something happening. One sentence per post. Keep the story going by using the opposite fortune.
For example:
1. Fortunately, you won a free cruise.
2. Unfortunately, the cruise line went out of business before you could redeem it.
3. Fortunately, you're offered an alternative prize of fifty grand.
4. Unfortunately, it's actually half of a 100 Grand candy bar.
5. Fortunately, it still tastes good.
6. Unfortunately, you get food poisoning.
...and so on and so forth.
Let's begin.
Unfortunately, you get hit by a car.
<benstylus> what crappy game from 15 years ago have you been playing lately?
Answer: Exile: Wicked Phenomenon (Turbo CD) |
RDTZ
 
| | #2 posted March 1, 2008 at 2:06am (EDT) |
Fortunately, you have insurance.
"You're going to racist hell. I hope you like Nascar..."
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Felty
 
| | #3 posted March 1, 2008 at 2:16am (EDT) |
Unfortunately, you suffered spinal damage and have to go through 6 months of rehab. Then your wife left you because you can't fulfill her needs. |
RDTZ
| | #4 posted March 1, 2008 at 2:21am (EDT) |
Fortunately, that rehab nurse has a pity fetish...
"You're going to racist hell. I hope you like Nascar..."
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j_factor
| | #5 posted March 1, 2008 at 3:23am (EDT) |
Unfortunately, you've developed erectile dysfunction.
<benstylus> what crappy game from 15 years ago have you been playing lately?
Answer: Exile: Wicked Phenomenon (Turbo CD) |
RDTZ
| | #6 posted March 1, 2008 at 3:56am (EDT) |
Fortunately, modern science has finally patented the final product of....the robo-penis.
"You're going to racist hell. I hope you like Nascar..."
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j_factor
| | #7 posted March 1, 2008 at 3:58am (EDT) |
Unfortunately, your insurance doesn't cover it.
<benstylus> what crappy game from 15 years ago have you been playing lately?
Answer: Exile: Wicked Phenomenon (Turbo CD) |
Narclepto99
| | #8 posted March 1, 2008 at 5:28am (EDT) |
Fortunately you "know a guy, who knows a guy". |
stupidtinendo
| | #9 posted March 1, 2008 at 10:13am (EDT) |
Unfotunatly.....THAT guy is Dr. Nick, from the simpsons |
rrrooobb
 
| #10 posted March 1, 2008 at 10:15am (EDT)
edited March 1, 2008 at 10:16am (EDT) |
Fortunately, You cannot say no to Dr. Nick |
PeteKelly
 
| | #11 posted March 1, 2008 at 10:21am (EDT) |
unfortunately he'll be the one using the robo-penis |
bboy53191
| | #12 posted March 1, 2008 at 10:44am (EDT) |
Fortunatly this is his specialty |
LiL_Ramsey
| | #13 posted March 1, 2008 at 11:21am (EDT) |
Unfortunately, a "specialty" for Dr. Nick still doesn't mean he knows what he's doing.
Rock Band forum |
Electromax
| | #14 posted March 1, 2008 at 12:15pm (EDT) |
Fortunately, the nurse is a lesbian and you aren't missing anything. |
Admiral
 
| | #15 posted March 1, 2008 at 12:46pm (EDT) |
Unfortunately, the Nurse is Xena. |
j_factor
| | #16 posted March 1, 2008 at 12:51pm (EDT) |
Fortunately, you make an unusually fast recovery and get out of rehab early.
<benstylus> what crappy game from 15 years ago have you been playing lately?
Answer: Exile: Wicked Phenomenon (Turbo CD) |
Admiral
| | #17 posted March 1, 2008 at 1:03pm (EDT) |
Unfortunately, you left your weed in the recovery room. |
j_factor
| | #18 posted March 1, 2008 at 1:11pm (EDT) |
Fortunately, there's plenty more at home.
<benstylus> what crappy game from 15 years ago have you been playing lately?
Answer: Exile: Wicked Phenomenon (Turbo CD) |
LiL_Ramsey
| | #19 posted March 1, 2008 at 1:20pm (EDT) |
Unfortunately, the cops know about it.
Rock Band forum |
Admiral
| | #20 posted March 1, 2008 at 1:25pm (EDT) |
Fortunately, the cops enjoy getting high. |
LiL_Ramsey
| | #21 posted March 1, 2008 at 1:31pm (EDT) |
Unfortunately, they find tazering you to be very entertaining.
Rock Band forum |
j_factor
| | #22 posted March 1, 2008 at 1:55pm (EDT) |
Fortunately, they were high so they totally spaced on bringing the tazers.
<benstylus> what crappy game from 15 years ago have you been playing lately?
Answer: Exile: Wicked Phenomenon (Turbo CD) |
complexanide306
BTRs
(abandoned)
| | #23 posted March 1, 2008 at 2:03pm (EDT) |
Unfortunately, they did remeber to bring the bean bag shotgun, which they proceeded to use on you at close range |
j_factor
| | #24 posted March 1, 2008 at 2:07pm (EDT) |
Fortunately, it misfires and you escape.
<benstylus> what crappy game from 15 years ago have you been playing lately?
Answer: Exile: Wicked Phenomenon (Turbo CD) |
CoachMcGuirk
 
| | #25 posted March 1, 2008 at 2:31pm (EDT) |
Unfortunately, whilst escaping, you trip and fall down a freshly dug open grave while running though the cemetery.
Give to me, you rat bastards! |
HAMMER
(frozen)
| | #26 posted March 1, 2008 at 2:41pm (EDT) |
Fortunately you find a suitcase full of money in the open grave
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slyfishbone
 
| | #27 posted March 1, 2008 at 3:06pm (EDT) |
Unfortunately, the grave was for the world's fattest woman who was just lowered on top of you because you were covered with grave dirt from falling in and they didn't see you. |
Chad
 
| | #28 posted March 1, 2008 at 3:12pm (EDT) |
Fortunately you can open the casket with ease and you are a necrophiliac chubby chaser. |
RDTZ
| | #29 posted March 1, 2008 at 3:32pm (EDT) |
Unfortunately, she's a zombie. A fat zombie.
"You're going to racist hell. I hope you like Nascar..."
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Yamas
| | #30 posted March 1, 2008 at 3:57pm (EDT) |
Forunately, right next to the casket there was a double barrel shotgun.
mackey wrote:
> One day you'll see the trade: bill gets: $50 Walmart
> Gift Card, BoB gets: GameTZ.
Check out the GameTZ Freebie Forum |
refloc
| | #31 posted March 1, 2008 at 4:06pm (EDT) |
unfortunately, this fat zombie absorbes the shotgun shots and they fire right back at you. |
j_factor
| | #32 posted March 1, 2008 at 4:13pm (EDT) |
Fortunately, you aren't injured, and the fat zombie rises to attack her buriers.
<benstylus> what crappy game from 15 years ago have you been playing lately?
Answer: Exile: Wicked Phenomenon (Turbo CD) |
Electromax
| | #33 posted March 1, 2008 at 4:26pm (EDT) |
Unfortunately, the mafia has shown up on the scene to reclaim the money you found. |
HAMMER
(frozen)
| | #34 posted March 1, 2008 at 4:36pm (EDT) |
Fortunately it's Richie and his running crew so they are easily dispatched.
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j_factor
| | #35 posted March 1, 2008 at 5:22pm (EDT) |
Unfortunately, they shake their fists in anger.
<benstylus> what crappy game from 15 years ago have you been playing lately?
Answer: Exile: Wicked Phenomenon (Turbo CD) |
Chad
| | #36 posted March 1, 2008 at 6:01pm (EDT) |
Fortunately they are all weak hippies and their fist shaking quickly tires them. |
bboy53191
| | #37 posted March 1, 2008 at 6:22pm (EDT) |
unfortuently they make you watch 2girls 1 cup with them |
Shadowchemist
| | #38 posted March 1, 2008 at 6:38pm (EDT) |
Fortunately you love Scat
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"When does a man die? When he is hit by a bullet? No. When he suffers a disease? No. When he ate a soup made out of a poisonous mushroom? No. A man dies when he is forgotten!" |
bboy53191
| | #39 posted March 1, 2008 at 6:56pm (EDT) |
unfortenuntly your mom walks by and sees you |
HAMMER
(frozen)
| | #40 posted March 1, 2008 at 7:08pm (EDT) |
Fortunately you are from Arkansas
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