Geodude
  
 
| | #1 posted August 21, 2009 at 11:53pm (EST) |
Three men walk into a public washroom, stand at three different urinals, unzip, and start to pee. The first man finishes up and announces for the other two to hear, "I'm from Saskatchewan eh, and everyone in Saskatchewan knows that when you're done using a public washroom, you have to wash your hands." So he goes over to the sink and starts to wash his hands.
The second man finishes up and says, "I'm from Quebec eh, and the public education level in Quebec is even higher, so everyone in Quebec knows that you not only wash your hands, but you scrub them very thoroughly." So he goes over to the sink and starts to scrub his hands very thoroughly.
The third man finishes up and says, "B'ys! I'm from Newfoundland, and one thing mother taught us was not to pee on our hands!"
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