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DummyP
  
| | #1 posted April 25, 2009 at 3:33am (EST) |
Would you hit it and quit it? Or love me tender?
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John
  
| | #2 posted April 27, 2009 at 8:45am (EST) |
I be like "Dude, we haven't traded since 2002! And now you just show up expecting my sweet, sweet love??"
- John...
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DummyP
| | #3 posted April 27, 2009 at 1:20pm (EST) |
lol That's how I roll.
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John
| | #4 posted April 27, 2009 at 2:36pm (EST) |
hehe. Actually, I'd be odd to meet me in a bar, since I don't drink. Of course, I don't have gay sex (or any sex with someone besides my wife, of course), so maybe the point is moot anyhow. 
- John...
Be sure to check out the new WANTED FORUM! |
DummyP
| | #5 posted April 27, 2009 at 3:33pm (EST) |
You ruining this for me Johnny.
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Z
| | #6 posted April 27, 2009 at 3:43pm (EST) |
He tends to do that when you try to have drunken gay sex with him... not that I would know from experience. 
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DummyP
| | #7 posted April 27, 2009 at 3:50pm (EST) |
Maybe we should combine our efforts to become the Ambiguously Gay Duo? No one can resist our gayness.
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Z
| | #8 posted April 27, 2009 at 3:57pm (EST) |
Whoa there champ, you really think you could keep up with me?
I'm big and slow, so your probably right... LETS DO THIS!
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DummyP
| | #9 posted April 27, 2009 at 4:17pm (EST) |
K, but you're ridin' bottom. No way am I flying with your fat ass on top.
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Z
| | #10 posted April 27, 2009 at 4:28pm (EST) |
I make a good cushion should we run into something while I'm checking out a guy's junk.
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DummyP
| | #11 posted April 27, 2009 at 4:35pm (EST) |
Careful, your gonna get an involuntary oil check.
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Z
| | #12 posted April 27, 2009 at 5:30pm (EST) |
There will be nothing involuntary about it!
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DummyP
| | #13 posted April 27, 2009 at 6:45pm (EST) |
You're not supposed to leave the oil cap off silly, your juices, er, oil will fly out.
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Z
| | #14 posted April 27, 2009 at 7:14pm (EST) |
Feel free to jump in any time John.
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DummyP
| | #15 posted April 27, 2009 at 7:32pm (EST) |
lol
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Z
| | #16 posted April 28, 2009 at 5:16pm (EST) |
So, we just going to flirt, or can I get naked?
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DummyP
| | #17 posted April 28, 2009 at 7:07pm (EST) |
As long as you leave the girdle on.
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Z
| | #18 posted April 28, 2009 at 7:45pm (EST) |
Yes ma'am, the girdle stays!
But the thong can go, right? I mean, you can barely tell I'm wearing anything down there anyways, right?
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DummyP
| | #19 posted April 28, 2009 at 9:32pm (EST) |
Yea, I thought that was a stretch mark anyway.
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Z
| | #20 posted April 28, 2009 at 9:33pm (EST) |
I guess it was... I wonder where the hell that thong went
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DummyP
| | #21 posted April 28, 2009 at 9:34pm (EST) |
You mistook it for a twizzler?
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Z
| | #22 posted April 28, 2009 at 9:57pm (EST) |
That was a nasty chocolate coated twizzler........................................
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DummyP
| | #23 posted April 28, 2009 at 10:31pm (EST) |
Well it was wedged up your ass for lord knows how long.
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Z
| | #24 posted April 28, 2009 at 10:41pm (EST) |
I think we're done here...
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