|
|
| Author | Message |
|---|
andrewp
  
| #1 posted August 30, 2009 at 1:47am (EST)
edited August 30, 2009 at 1:49am (EST) |
So I just got back from a family reunion a hour or so ago, it was fun. I was the only true Coon there, I was adopted, thas how I roll.
Anyways, my uncle always has to end the night with a ton of fireworks...
Thas usually what his backyard looks like, especially after ya eats the special brownies. Anyways, a cop came over and got a bit angry, telling my uncle he better not catch him lighting the fireworks again. After 5 minutes, my uncle lit another batch off, and BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM, they all went off. That same cop came back all pizzled off and such, walking to the backyard when the next door neighbors daughter and her friends strolled up. All 17 year old cheerleaders in their cheerleading gettups (it was a cold night, btw). One of the rockets my uncle lit up hit the guy in his heads, after he explained arrests or violation tickets would be handed out.
Les just say the fuzz enjoyed watching the girls next door and left happa, without giving away any violations. I dont think he ever commented on getting struck by a lit firework either
I drank the Sake with some family members, kool story huh?
 |
Captain
 
 
| #2 posted August 30, 2009 at 2:02am (EST)
edited August 30, 2009 at 2:05am (EST) |
Yayayaya.
Did the cop look like this:
Is your family Japanese or something, you drinks the sake.
I likes the loud fireworks and the streamy ones that whistle.
Does 17 years old count as jailbait? I once checked into a hotel full of jailbait. Troo story.
 |
andrewp
| | #3 posted September 3, 2009 at 3:58pm (EST) |
Thas a good story, Caps, I like it
I think 17 is jailbait, I think anything over 18 is fine to tap at. Unless you're 17, than you can get away with it.
My family is just a buncha whiteys, sadly. I should be Japanese though, I drink the Sake, I own a Japanese vehicle, and I play Japanese games on Japanese systems.
Thas the cop
|
Captain
| | #4 posted September 3, 2009 at 4:01pm (EST) |
Is Samurai Cop a weeaboos, that's what i wants to know.
|
andrewp
| | #5 posted September 3, 2009 at 4:04pm (EST) |
Can I be weeaboos? Tha sounds exciting, just don't spank meh too hard
|
Captain
| | #6 posted September 3, 2009 at 4:08pm (EST) |
If you is weeaboos you gotta love the beeeeerd, 'cause the Japanese love the beeeeerd.
|
andrewp
| | #7 posted September 3, 2009 at 4:09pm (EST) |
Theres one beeerd I send all meh  to Hint Hint Wink Wink Rawr KiKiKi
|
Captain
| | #8 posted September 3, 2009 at 4:11pm (EST) |
Ooh ooo, yur a weeaboo fer shure, sexii sexii
|
andrewp
| | #9 posted September 3, 2009 at 6:50pm (EST) |
IF anyone else had a beeerd, I'd say,"No sir, I cannot and will not send you meh because I owe it all to another beeerded manz, oh and, pass the ketchup."
|
Blazemartin
 
| | #10 posted September 3, 2009 at 6:52pm (EST) |
andrewp wrote:
> Thas a good story, Caps, I like it
>
> I think 17 is jailbait, I think anything over 18 is fine to tap at.
> Unless you're 17, than you can get away with it.
Only if the parents don't consent, if they do then you can get away with 16 and up. |
TerminasluT
| | #11 posted September 3, 2009 at 8:23pm (EST) |
and knowledge is the power... yeah
 |
andrewp
| | #12 posted September 3, 2009 at 8:43pm (EST) |
You means, what they don't know what hurt them?
Thas my Termina, rawr
|
Blazemartin
| #13 posted September 3, 2009 at 9:00pm (EST)
edited September 3, 2009 at 9:01pm (EST) |
So very true, just as long as she isn't a screamer right? |
Captain
| | #14 posted September 3, 2009 at 9:01pm (EST) |
Blazemartin is legal 
|
Blazemartin
| | #15 posted September 3, 2009 at 9:03pm (EST) |
Yes I'm about to be 19, why? |
Captain
| | #16 posted September 3, 2009 at 9:09pm (EST) |
...
Just saying
|
Blazemartin
| | #17 posted September 3, 2009 at 9:11pm (EST) |
I am now worried that I'll wake up with a captin penis inside of my arse... (Thanks to your picture there.) |
andrewp
| | #18 posted September 3, 2009 at 9:53pm (EST) |
Yush yush, and thas the facial expression Caps makes when he sexes the ladies
I know, I saw it, once, one night when I drank too much Sake and passed out
|
Blazemartin
| | #19 posted September 3, 2009 at 9:58pm (EST) |
Oh man, is everyone going to do something sexual related to me... its only a matter of time before this becomes like my old favorite site... everyone raping everyone...
Okay two things you need to send me, one some Sake and two pictures of your neighbors, you post that and MAYBE I'll post pics of the sixteen year old twins in town. |
Captain
| | #20 posted September 3, 2009 at 10:02pm (EST) |
Blazemartin wrote:
> Oh man, is everyone going to do something sexual related to me...
> its only a matter of time before this becomes like my old favorite
> site... everyone raping everyone...
>
Wait, where is this.
> Okay two things you need to send me, one some Sake and two pictures
> of your neighbors, you post that and MAYBE I'll post pics of the sixteen
> year old twins in town.
|
Blazemartin
| | #21 posted September 3, 2009 at 10:20pm (EST) |
Captain wrote:
> Blazemartin wrote:
>> Oh man, is everyone going to do something sexual related to me...
>> its only a matter of time before this becomes like my old favorite
>> site... everyone raping everyone...
>>
>
> Wait, where is this.
>
>> Okay two things you need to send me, one some Sake and two pictures
>> of your neighbors, you post that and MAYBE I'll post pics of the
> sixteen
>> year old twins in town.
>
> [full]
>
>
>
A site that got closed down around a year ago becuase some new chick got raped (We thought she was a he and raped her (roleplay only)) and she filed suit on the owner for sexual harrassment
YES!!! bewbs or GTFO! |
Captain
| | #22 posted September 3, 2009 at 10:27pm (EST) |
The happy house is friendly-likes.
|
Blazemartin
| | #23 posted September 3, 2009 at 10:32pm (EST) |
Ah I see... On another note I hate the damn swear filter... |
Captain
| | #24 posted September 3, 2009 at 10:34pm (EST) |
I want to swear right now but I'm trying to make this a fambly establishment.
|
Blazemartin
| | #25 posted September 3, 2009 at 10:41pm (EST) |
LOL The other thread already killed ANY chance of that ever happening. |
Captain
| | #26 posted September 3, 2009 at 10:52pm (EST) |
I was going to post a dirty picture in here, but no, I shows you how ree-strained I am.
|
Blazemartin
| | #27 posted September 3, 2009 at 11:05pm (EST) |
So none of this then?
|
Captain
| | #28 posted September 3, 2009 at 11:08pm (EST) |
Classie
|
Blazemartin
| | #29 posted September 3, 2009 at 11:10pm (EST) |
At least I put a NSFW on it right? |
Captain
| | #30 posted September 3, 2009 at 11:13pm (EST) |
|
Blazemartin
| | #31 posted September 3, 2009 at 11:19pm (EST) |
Ah! So its going to be that kind of party! Luckily I'm always prepared!
|
andrewp
| | #32 posted September 3, 2009 at 11:22pm (EST) |
Man oh man are those some pointers she gots there, she could poke meh eye out O_#
|
Captain
| | #33 posted September 3, 2009 at 11:25pm (EST) |
I AM HAPPA
|
andrewp
| | #34 posted September 3, 2009 at 11:28pm (EST) |
Quick, open any doors before Caps walks in, or his happa will get hurts
|
Blazemartin
| | #35 posted September 3, 2009 at 11:30pm (EST) |
*Opens door* Do not allow the happa to be hurt! |
andrewp
| | #36 posted September 3, 2009 at 11:33pm (EST) |
Oh, the happa ran into Blaze, iz it love?
|
Blazemartin
| | #37 posted September 3, 2009 at 11:37pm (EST) |
The happa loves raccoonz! |
Captain
| | #38 posted September 3, 2009 at 11:39pm (EST) |
HAPPA LOVES EVERYONE
|
Blazemartin
| | #39 posted September 3, 2009 at 11:41pm (EST) |
Okay just so long as it doesn't spit on me! |
andrewp
| | #40 posted September 3, 2009 at 11:42pm (EST) |
Blazemartin wrote:
> Okay just so long as it doesn't spit on me!
I laughed
|
|
|
Rules Help 
- 
- 
