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lordkaosu
  
| | #1 posted October 16, 2009 at 2:11am (EST) |
I have a hentai blow-up doll sitting around, her name is Kimi. She is a nice girl but doesn't talk much. She also isn't much fun because she feels like a gosh darn beach toy.
I don't know what to do with her so I'm looking for suggestions. If you're thinking something rediculous, like flying her like a kite in the wind, just forget it.
I thought about playing Uno on XBLA with the camera turned on her. That could be ok and a change from the usual penis you see all over that game. I've thought about dressing her and strapping her down to my scooter as well but that would likely result in damage. I'm not wanting to beat the crap out of her. She's pretty much been in a box for the last year. Help me find a use for her.
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darkslime
  
| | #2 posted October 16, 2009 at 2:45am (EST) |
put your junk in it you baka!
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andrewp
 
| #3 posted October 16, 2009 at 11:03am (EST)
edited October 16, 2009 at 11:04am (EST) |
lordkaosu wrote:
> I have a hentai blow-up doll sitting around, her name is Kimi. She
> is a nice girl but doesn't talk much. She also isn't much fun because
> she feels like a gosh darn beach toy.
>
> I don't know what to do with her so I'm looking for suggestions. If
> you're thinking something rediculous, like flying her like a kite
> in the wind, just forget it.
>
> I thought about playing Uno on XBLA with the camera turned on her.
> That could be ok and a change from the usual penis you see all over
> that game. I've thought about dressing her and strapping her down
> to my scooter as well but that would likely result in damage. I'm
> not wanting to beat the crap out of her. She's pretty much been in
> a box for the last year. Help me find a use for her.
>
>
Ah crap. there goes my idea. =/
I am not really in the market for a blow-up hentai doll, but I would love to see some pictures of this beauty. Maybe that'll inpsire some ideas from meh.
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lordkaosu
| | #4 posted October 16, 2009 at 1:59pm (EST) |
Ok, I was thinking of taking a pic, I need to blow it up though. It had been in a box for a year so I did blow it up a couple weeks ago to see if it still held air.
Maybe I could list it on my available list. "slightly used" hentai doll.
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andrewp
| | #5 posted October 16, 2009 at 2:44pm (EST) |
Hahaha!!  Please do, I would love to see people's messages to you,"Uhhh... What do you mean by slightly used?"
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Chadical
 
| | #6 posted October 16, 2009 at 2:51pm (EST) |
DUDEEEEEE. If you have a camera. You should film one of your friends taking her on a date to like a restaurant and actually ordering her food. and even make out with it in public. YESH!!!
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andrewp
| | #7 posted October 16, 2009 at 3:39pm (EST) |
Yushyushyushyushyush. If I lived near you I would take her out to a fancy restaurant, and maybe I would get lucky later that night.
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lordkaosu
| #8 posted October 16, 2009 at 4:26pm (EST)
edited October 16, 2009 at 4:27pm (EST) |
I went and took this for yush guys. She's a little wrinkly from being in the box, I need to bring her out more I guess, treat her a little better then maybe she would luff me back.
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andrewp
| | #9 posted October 16, 2009 at 4:46pm (EST) |
Oh yush!!!! She is a redhead, I  redheads, they're sexiis. Lord, did you keep all of your girlfriends in boxes? I hope ya poke holes in the boxes.
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lordkaosu
| | #10 posted October 16, 2009 at 5:17pm (EST) |
You don't want me locking them in an airtight box? 
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Captain
| | #11 posted October 16, 2009 at 5:47pm (EST) |
I saw someone driving with a blow up doll in a convertible the other day.
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lordkaosu
| | #12 posted October 16, 2009 at 6:16pm (EST) |
pics or it didn't happen
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Neko
 
| | #13 posted October 16, 2009 at 6:43pm (EST) |
LMAO. |
darkslime
| | #14 posted October 16, 2009 at 7:53pm (EST) |
lordkaosu wrote:
> I went and took this for yush guys. She's a little wrinkly from being
> in the box, I need to bring her out more I guess, treat her a little
> better then maybe she would luff me back.
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> ...
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DO WANT DEFINITELY DO WANT
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lordkaosu
| | #15 posted October 17, 2009 at 2:54am (EST) |
I looked at your list but then started thinking, do I really want to get rid of her. She's kinda like a member of the family, the one you keep locked up and hide from everyone except when you want to fark.
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andrewp
| | #16 posted October 17, 2009 at 3:32am (EST) |
lordkaosu wrote:
> I looked at your list but then started thinking, do I really want
> to get rid of her. She's kinda like a member of the family, the one
> you keep locked up and hide from everyone except when you want to
> fark.
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You are so sentimental, Lord.
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Neko
| | #17 posted October 17, 2009 at 9:45am (EST) |
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Captain
| | #18 posted October 17, 2009 at 12:12pm (EST) |
You should fill it with helium and people will think its a UFO or something.
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lordkaosu
| | #19 posted October 17, 2009 at 4:37pm (EST) |
I like that idea, that will go up there near the top for consideration.
Bad thing is I'll likely lose it, unless I want to walk around with it on a string. I like the idea of just letting it go though.
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andrewp
| | #20 posted October 17, 2009 at 5:46pm (EST) |
lordkaosu wrote:
> I like that idea, that will go up there near the top for consideration.
>
> Bad thing is I'll likely lose it, unless I want to walk around with
> it on a string. I like the idea of just letting it go though.
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Caps has a great idea. She is a free bird and should be let free to fly among the vast skies, scaring the crap out of airplane pilots.
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Chadical
| | #21 posted October 17, 2009 at 6:38pm (EST) |
Captain wrote:
> You should fill it with helium and people will think its a UFO or
> something.
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Or people will think a 6 year old boy is stuck in it
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vikitty
| | #22 posted October 17, 2009 at 7:14pm (EST) |
put her in the passenger seat in your car and drive in the HOV/carpool lane! |
lordkaosu
| | #23 posted October 17, 2009 at 7:29pm (EST) |
Except I don't have a car, just mah scooter.
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Chadical
| | #24 posted October 17, 2009 at 7:30pm (EST) |
Even better. Throw that dog on the back!!!
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andrewp
| | #25 posted October 17, 2009 at 7:56pm (EST) |
Lord, you'll look like a cute couple, driving down the highways in a scooter. It's love.
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Captain
| | #26 posted October 17, 2009 at 10:09pm (EST) |
vikitty wrote:
> put her in the passenger seat in your car and drive in the HOV/carpool
> lane!
Heys, we gotz another neko in the happy house
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andrewp
| | #27 posted October 17, 2009 at 10:16pm (EST) |
Think she likes sexiis in strange places too?
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Captain
| | #28 posted October 17, 2009 at 10:21pm (EST) |
I dunnos, but I like sexiis in strange places.
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crashNburn
| | #29 posted October 17, 2009 at 11:20pm (EST) |
Fill it with helium, tape a note to it saying something like this: "Have fun with her, fill her back up and let her find another friend. Email me to let me know she is still alive. *your email address*"
We shall call this, The Brotherhood of the Travelling Blowup Doll.
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andrewp
| | #30 posted October 18, 2009 at 12:21am (EST) |
crashNburn wrote:
> Fill it with helium, tape a note to it saying something like this:
> "Have fun with her, fill her back up and let her find another friend.
> Email me to let me know she is still alive. *your email address*"
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> We shall call this, The Brotherhood of the Travelling Blowup Doll.
>
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I saw the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants or whatever it was called, the above shall be the man version.
P.S. Please clean blowup doll after use.
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Neko
| | #31 posted October 18, 2009 at 8:48am (EST) |
andrewp wrote:
> Think she likes sexiis in strange places too?
>
>
Mr. Raccoonz stalks muh page !!!  |
Neko
| | #32 posted October 18, 2009 at 8:49am (EST) |
Captain wrote:
> I dunnos, but I like sexiis in strange places.
>
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Then we would work out just fine. |
andrewp
| | #33 posted October 18, 2009 at 12:44pm (EST) |
Neko wrote:
> andrewp wrote:
>> Think she likes sexiis in strange places too?
>>
>>
>
> Mr. Raccoonz stalks muh page !!!
I stalks it, plannin meh attacks.
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Captain
| | #34 posted October 18, 2009 at 6:16pm (EST) |
I sexiis nice and slows. Lets do it behind that trash can
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Chadical
| | #35 posted October 18, 2009 at 8:39pm (EST) |
I stalks it TO!!!!
I bring back a lul
<Rastaguy2> i live with my mother
<BoB> are you naked?
<Rastaguy2> and i'm not rasta
<Rastaguy2> i'm white
<Rastaguy2> and really fat
<BoB> are you naked?
<Rastaguy2> really really fat
<BoB> are you naked?
<Rastaguy2> no
<BoB> then i dont give a fudge
<BoB> gtfo
Such treasures on Nekos page
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Neko
| | #36 posted October 18, 2009 at 10:04pm (EST) |
xD |
Neko
| | #37 posted October 18, 2009 at 10:10pm (EST) |
Captain wrote:
> I sexiis nice and slows. Lets do it behind that trash can
>
>
You trashy Captain you .. *smooch* |
Captain
| | #38 posted October 18, 2009 at 11:18pm (EST) |
I am trashy, but I am also classie, look at the fishes I found over here!!
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Lets have slimy sexiis NAOW
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Neko
| | #39 posted October 19, 2009 at 10:12am (EST) |
You found a Neko too. |
Chadical
| | #40 posted October 19, 2009 at 10:48am (EST) |
Neko looks so unimpressed with that huge ass whale.
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