Comment (last update: 12-Jun-2008 3:37am) 
GTZ Quotes Too Funny To Ignore
[16:49]<HybridCRoW> BTW, this is gonna sound stupid, but when I saw the "For Her" packages in the condoms section, I thought it was meant for her to wear.
[16:51]<ManiacMadman> CONDOMS: for the stupid man should that should thank God he is getting some and who should never have kids
citizen_zane: I just gotta know, has anyone here ever given themselves a dutch oven? If so, how would you describe your experience? Please provide as much detail as humanly possible.
CHECKMATE/Chad: ive given myself a crock pot, which is just about as good.
[23:03] <Visc> I am leaning towards pasafarian though lately
[23:03] <Visc> pastafarian*
[23:03] <Xena> thats a new one to me
[23:03] <Xena> pasta cult?
[23:03] <Visc> youve never heard of the church of the flying spaghetti monster?
[23:03] <Xena> lol
[23:03] <Visc> its real
[23:04] <Xena> omgrofl
[23:04] <Visc> made as a way to mock intelligent design morons
[23:04] <Visc> you really never heard of it?
[23:04] <Xena> no
[23:05] <Visc> well allow me to find you a very lovely link then
[23:05] <Visc> if I can find it...
[23:09] <Visc> http://go.fark.com/cgi/fark/go.pl?i=3512545&l=http...
[23:10] <Xena> what the fudge?
[23:10] <Visc> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_spaghetti_mons...
[23:11] <Xena> hell, if that's a religion then i'm making one called Harry Potterism
[23:12] <Visc> heathen!!
[23:12] <Visc> how DARE you compare a cultish figure like that to the FSM?!
[23:13] <Xena> i'm going to hell anyway, might as well go out flinging a wand
[23:13] <Visc> but pastafarianism is better
[23:13] <Visc> you go out eating delisious italian cuisine
[23:14] <Xena> death by noodles... not sure about that
[23:14] <Visc> you could be touched by His noodly appendage...
[23:14] <Visc> think about it
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[23:14] <Xena> eh... no
[23:14] <Visc> its only a little cold at first
[23:15] <Visc> ...or so I'm told
[23:15] <Xena> and a little limp
[23:15] <Visc> probably more flexible
[23:15] <Xena> 
[19:25] <Bruce_34> aha I pictured nude bodies on cookie crumbs
[19:25] <Bruce_34> and sadly I think the crumbs excited me more 
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A Note To Everyone Visiting This Page:
As of Jan. 9, 2008 I will only be able to ship items of Fridays and Saturdays. I am beginning a new full-time college semester, and will be spending all day on campus during the week. If you send me a package with a DC# and it says it was delivered during the week (Monday-Thursday), it will be sitting at the post office. They were instructed to hold my packages while I'm at school and deliver them on the weekends.
Everything, to the best of my knowledge, is in the condition I say it is, so if it is damaged in any way blame it on the postal service. If I say I sent off a package I SENT IT! And don't try to feed me a line of crap about not getting it, I've heard that story before. I don't play around when it comes to shipping things, especially money. DO NOT attempt to rip me off, I keep a record of all my trades and the addresses of the people I'm dealing with. So if I have any trouble I will take the initiative and seek action against you, legal if deemed neccessary, meaning mail fraud will be filed against you and your local police department contacted. I do not mean to sound rude but that is the way I do things as of now. You can thank some of the people listed at the bottom. |
My Ten Commandments For Trading:
1. Thou shalt be a good trader - If you have a BTR you send first no matter what. And that is if I decide to deal with you at all.
2. Thou shalt sendeth monies first - If you're sending $$$ you send first. I have paypal, so your payment will be received faster when purchasing something from me. Sorry, I cannot accept credit card payments through paypa. If you are paying by credit card, or have an account that is not a personal account, then I ask that you send enough to cover feesl. If you do not have paypal I accept money orders.
3. Thou shalt acquire DC - A delivery confirmation/tracking number is a must. This is to avoid the whole "I didn't get it" routine and to verify that the item was shipped.
4. Thy noob shalt ship first - You send first if you have fewer trades than me.
5. Thy multi-trades are one - Multiple trades with the same person counts as only one trade.
6. Thou shalt not question ones collection - Items in my personal collection are not for trade so don't even ask.
7. Thou shalt leaveth ratings - If you trade with me, I ask that you leave me feedback and I will do the same. If you wish to discuss a possible trade you'll usually find me in  . If not just email me with your offer. Be sure to put [GameTZ] in the subject line and include your username or I can't/won't make a deal with you.
8. Thou shalt not give me run-around - DON'T WASTE MY TIME! Don't make a deal with me and come up a few days to a week later saying things like "my mommy (or daddy) won't let me trade that". If your parents don't want you to trade then why the hell did they let you sign up to begin with?
9. Thou shalt wait thy turn - I trade on a "first come, first serve" basis. Whoever is at the bottom of my pending trades list will receive their items first. Anyone at the top will come last.
10. Thou shalt not bitch about my cost-efficient methods - If you are expecting a gameboy game from me that has box/manual/inserts, please be aware that I flatten the boxes so they will fit in a bubble mailer to help save on shipping costs. If this is an issue then I request that you pay the extra shipping charges for me to send it in a box. I also reuse packages from previous trades, unless there are badly beaten up and cannot be salvaged.
I don't give a damn about your Ebay feedback either, this is GameTZ, it does not apply here. |
My Shipping Policy:
1. I send using media mail or first class parcel only, airmail on international trades. I get DC on all of my packages, and insurance only on major items such as game systems or large packages.
2. Please pack any breakable items in either bubble wrap, plastic bags, newspaper, or styrofoam peanuts. DO NOT use anything used to wipe various body parts (napkins, kleenex, paper towels, toliet paper, etc.). If items are not packaged correctly your courtesy rating will be dropped accordingly.
3. Please have patience. I do have a life outside of the internet and bills to pay, which hold priority over any videogame trades. I'm not going to sacrifice my power bill payment just to apease someone who wants their stuff the day the trade is pended. You'll just have to wait. I will notify you upon shipping. |
 States I've Traded With:
 Countries I've Traded With:
    
 People I've Traded With:
( 's Indicate How Many Trades)
shaun  , Nemo_Belmont  , TehBeastie , Garland , Odie , Rob_O , Sir_Ogre , mg2687 , Samus_Aran , PS2Agent , FragmentofaWhale , jb8622 , Bravehrt77 , Sierra_Fan , poiygon , dman , Gerken , Xellos2099 , goldfinger144 , SteelPatrick , CrazyJoe , nihon , brokensky , Nirvana71 , jangocast , Armizzle2003 , Broccoli , English_MoN , WhiteNinja , sgtshaggy , IamFlip , scrotch , Sniper_X Johnstud56 , Epsilon_Metroid , DennisHowerter , EmericA , Acidwarp01 , sinnie , AY2 , Showtime , rowan555 , Trogdor , TDiddy , MaxRebo , ThirdeYe , Game_Hunter , LastZero , Riis Grandmaster_Sexay , ranma6899 , Ebmny69 , SGPwrestler180 , ssjkrillin , Dock , ryanflucas , Dianne , Amanda , DarkKnightCecil , FerociousWeasel , Kanuck , Anime_Guy , frizzlefry22 , Mario numberonetrada  , Iced_Cooly , K00L5h0w , segasonicfan , markr , belladonna , Kevtones , vDub , Sandman , marianaterry , Monte_Cristo , the_wizard_666 , yuey , bigdude , Neko , scuba , ToadReaper , mon44 , Sharker , Lupercus , Skull_Leader , mjsbbs , FinalFantasyFanatic , Gigachu Josh , Bassgrabber , crazypinoy , HighFiveYEAH |
 Winners Of The Chakram Award:
(My Seal Of Approval)
Kunoichi - Loads of laughs  One of my best buddies on GTZ and someone I can relate to on certain things, hope to do business with her one day. Beware when her and I are in chat together  (I miss that crazy bitch a lot)
Game_Hunter - A great guy to talk to if you are looking for imports. Completed multiple trades with him. 
shaun - Highly recommended trader .
Qpalzm - Very odd, but cool to chat with.
Lupercus - Sent me money and a month of subtime for my birthday  Really sweet.
grass07 - Gave me a month of subtime when I was running low. Overall nice guy.
scuba - Very nice person to deal and chat with.
ryanflucas - The #1 person i go to when I have computer problems.
bassgrabber - Only two words can describe this one: crazy bitch.
benstylus - Always willing to help others. |
 Douchebag Hall of Fame:
Andrew Korsir (AKgames) - i sent this guy a game and he never sent his half of the bargain, mail fraud has been filed against him
Aaron Butcher (BOOMER) - he claims to have gotten only 1 of the 2 games I sent him when I know I put them both in the same package, at least he was honest enough to send the one back
Armondo Garcia Jr. (Armizzle2003) - i paid $30 for a PS2 game, and all I got was just a disc that was scratched all to hell
Josh Giddings (ferrari_enzo02) - a complete waste of my time, apparently his post office doesn't carry the packages needed to send a Genesis game 
Matt Butcher (redeyes) - made a deal to buy his Shining Force 2 box, he claims to have sent it then deleted the trade 
Mike S. (el_hefe) - this guy is a complete ass he comes into my forum and completely bashes me, he is now filtered
Jeff G. (JMG) - biggest crybaby and jackass on GameTZ. thinks it's humorous to verbally bash someone. he has been banned from GTZ permanently.
Zach Kapchan (zmkACE) - claims that i am stuck-up and rude to others... i've never even spoken to the guy! if i were going to be rude i would have put forth a lot of effort. i am actually a very pleasant person to deal with (ask anyone who's dealt with me) until i get pissed off.
Michael Constantino (Dragonlordfrodo) - made an attempt to create duplicate accounts at TGN, until i nailed him. nice try  he has been banned from GTZ.
Jasen S (Mog) - this guy makes it his life to be an immature jackass. he has been banned from GTZ.
James Carl (Trading_Man) - had a trade with him for $25 for my Kingdom Hearts. he claims he sent a money order and i have yet to receive it. three other traders have had problems with him. don't deal with this guy, he is a complete waste of time.
Chad Irwin (Chad) - need I say more?
Tim Turnquist (SmarmySir) - just won't stop beating that dead horse... |
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