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Interests: Playing guitar,writing,thinking,coding,movies,finding game debug menus etc,info,
Likes: Mr Show,Movies,Blues,Rock,Metal,Techno,dicking around,,
Dislikes: Stupid irresponsible things:Orwellianism,Cloning experiments,biometrics,dystopia

Quote: Dypples: lol "never do that again" Remember when PhantomLink29 got wasted on everclear and cried about his dead pets all night long

Twitter: #nensondubois_ - please consider donation. Also accepting Google wallet: pm me for details.

If profanity, political incorrectness, or if someone speaking their mind offends you then go play with your extremely slender schlong.

There is enough room for me to write a small 256 byte pong game, but it hasn't been written yet due to budget constraints.

You know, I wasn't really going to do this but whatever. I'm sick of stupidity, contradiction, and chaos everywhere. This place is mostly funny chat quotes, rants about stupidity, and info on how the world is f*cked up getting worse and retarded every single day for no reason, Why? Because it just happens.

F8ck bottle deposits and cashiers who lick their fingers and touch my groceries and bags.

Also, fun items of interest.

{start} - 1984 is slowly approaching one step at a time. - F*ck work wellness programs. No employer has the right to run my life, take my DNA for any reason! Seriously, how dare they tell me what to eat, drink or live my life? I go there to work, not for them to nanny my lifestyle. It should also be illegal for companies, insurance, gov't, schools to use and or coerce individuals for personal genetic information and to exclude individuals due to genetic discrimination. I'm sick of the constant encroachment!

Your personal genetic information is solely between you and your doctor(s) if you decide to disclose it with them. Science shouldn't be abused to dictate our personal lives. Period. - Creepy, immoral. The people who are developing these types of technologies are worthless. Hopefully the people inventing these technologies will get a random incurable disease. Pancreatic cancer isn't good enough for violating basic human privacy.

BUH-BOP-A-BOP-BAH-BOPBOP BUH BUH BUH! - This is why I don't trust Verizon. ... - Every single person who created the AI software and hardware are the ones accountable for their own creations' actions. Period. (In case something stupid happens. But then again, most people don't have common sense and are retarded.) - I really wish these people would get a random incurable disease. We also need international laws banning biometrics technology, etc. Why? Because this sh!t is not fair to our children (assuming they'll have a planet in 50 years or whatever).

fartfairy - There is no reason for this to happen and it really needs to stop because wtf is wrong with people? - Wow wtf.

darude - [sandstorm (8-bit remix)] 54_sandstorm_remix.nsf

*Random Duke Nukem catchphrase* - 300 tons of Tritium radioactive water are dumped into the Pacific Ocean daily, and it is gravely affecting sea-life and wildlife in and around the Pacific. Thorium has a half life of like 6 years instead of hundreds. Good job, idiots. >_>

Youtube videos coming back soon.

pj7srym -Defeating one of the cancers of modern technology
kpukmpc -Glad I'm not religious


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08:06:25<pncksbot> NOW ONLINE: resident evil 4 - http://streamu.* - Streamer: SH*TBONE

LINKS - Belittling, often extreme. Sometimes valid points and good articles. - funny jokes, good rants - I agree with almost everything - I still have to find a backup of my questions I asked the Tiertex SGB game developers that they graciously answered. Unfortunately someone deleted the forum it was on, Tiertex shut down their forums and I don't think its on my old HDD that no longer works. I should have posted it over at GRDI when I had the chance. Oh Well! #atom - there's a lot of Funkytown going on everywhere. Only important news.

05/29/16 03:54 PM
sharkbyte:u sure u didn't leave teh barn door open
nensondubois2:only opens when I have to take a sh!t
nensondubois:mine is boarded shut
sharkbyte:theres 2 kind of people. ones who speak their mind and ones who speak nothing and leave their ass open
sharkbyte:did u leave ur barn door open for him?
nensondubois:he wants you to go through his barn door
sharkbyte:gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
sharkbyte:he wants something to go through his barn door
nensondubois:he wants you
sharkbyte: he probably leaves his barn door open all night
sharkbyte: yeah. neighbor was staring at me the whole time i pulled up into the parking lot and the entire time i walked to my apartment
05/29/16 03:46 PM -mmm delicious - other great articles at site as well

15:01:20<Honked_Dog>new holy f*ck album is good


May-August 2016:Condensed due to space reasons unfortunately
26:06<nensondubois>what does
27:31<MathUser2929>nensondubois, you should feel lucky that your stepdad continues to support you when your mom isn't around.
27:38<MathUser2929>Some stepdads wouldn't do that.
27:54<nensondubois>you really don't know the situation
27:56<s0ckpuppet>thanks for f*cking up our flow
28:15<nensondubois>I would be grateful if he wasn't a resident prick
28:24<s0ckpuppet>like me
28:36<nensondubois>well literally
28:52<s0ckpuppet>/whois s0ckpuppet
29:32<nensondubois>if you can't respect the fact that other people have lives then it doesn't matter, MathUser2929
29:44<nensondubois>*of their own
30:08<s0ckpuppet>but nensi, he supported you by threatening your life and such
30:09<nensondubois>ei: you can't treat people however you want just because you share the same roof as them
30:17<s0ckpuppet>isnt that the way its supposed to be?
30:23<nensondubois>yeah he made me love him for that
30:41<nensondubois>and he locked me out of the house I pay rent for
30:45<s0ckpuppet>i'd kiss his feet for being so hateful to me
30:46<MathUser2929>you need to learn to forgive
31:05<MathUser2929>bringing up old sh!t all the time will just make you bitter
31:13<s0ckpuppet>old sh!t?
31:15<nensondubois>why so he can walk all over me whenever he wants
31:18<s0ckpuppet>this happened recently
31:21<MathUser2929>it aint gonna help your relationship for squat
31:29<nensondubois>I don't care. I'm moving out
31:38<nensondubois>in 2-3 weeks
31:52<s0ckpuppet>mehbeh MathUser2929 can move in there nensi
32:16<nensondubois>ya maybeh
32:20<s0ckpuppet>get him some of that real love
32:41<nensondubois>*cues an old 80's porno VHS tape theme*
32:58<MathUser2929>I suppose you treat your parents like sh!t too s0ckpuppet
32:59<s0ckpuppet>i heard batman sounds just thinking about it
33:13<s0ckpuppet>i never have issues with my parents
33:44<s0ckpuppet>i suppose you believe all parents are the same
34:06<s0ckpuppet>its a plus to have good parents that parent good
34:15<s0ckpuppet>in nensos case it isnt that way clearly
35:08<nensondubois>my parents were the complete opposite of my brother's Dad
35:11<s0ckpuppet>it is if you understand antagonism
35:20<Fluke> 。。。。・゜゜゜゜・・\_O< FLAP FLAP!
35:21<nensondubois> and I'm very grateful to them
35:23<Fluke> nensondubois Perfect aim, you shot the duck in 2.688 seconds! You have killed 244 ducks in #cornerpocket.
35:27<s0ckpuppet>the court already admonished the man yet he cant stop poking at nenso
35:43<nensondubois>the guy has a lot of problems
35:50<nensondubois>and he's really retarded or something
36:00<s0ckpuppet>and thats a good reason to take those problems out on others?
36:14<s0ckpuppet>seems like his biggest problem is coping with his problems
36:30<nensondubois>man has no judgement, acts on impulse alone
36:34<s0ckpuppet>and his problems are 'his' problems
36:55<nensondubois>not mine
37:24<s0ckpuppet>they could be yours if you chose to helpl with them but who wants to help an asshat
37:37<nensondubois>its a moot effort
37:51<s0ckpuppet>if my dad was an asshat i wouldn't help him with any problem he had
38:10<s0ckpuppet>but ofc my dad is my hero
38:11<MathUser2929>you are really bitter tho
38:15<MathUser2929>not good for you
38:22<s0ckpuppet> -:opinion:-
38:42<MathUser2929>he can't do anything right. Don't you know how harmful it is to say that to someone?
39:15<s0ckpuppet>yes words kill
39:17<nensondubois>I wish I could have learned more from my real Dad
39:59<s0ckpuppet>nenso you need to get on your knees and beg forgiveness for your harmful words and suck his cock
40:10<s0ckpuppet>how dare you
40:11<nensondubois>and slave his every meal
40:25<s0ckpuppet>crazy logic
40:47<nensondubois>pretzel logic
40:55<MathUser2929>nensondubois, when you move out you're gonna have to cook for yourself every day
40:56<s0ckpuppet>and ofc..the courts see things different so wtf ever
41:05<MathUser2929>You'll see it isn't as bad as you think it is now.
41:14<s0ckpuppet>its better
41:15<nensondubois>I will be living with my aunt and cousins
41:33<s0ckpuppet>who the f*ck wants mommy and daddy cooking and wiping their ass forever
42:20<s0ckpuppet>oh my f*ckng gawd nenso...freedoms
42:30<s0ckpuppet> >i'm so free ima die!
42:36<MathUser2929> But what if your aunt turns the lights off at night?
42:40* nensondubois drinks and smokes to that
42:44<s0ckpuppet> lol
42:52<s0ckpuppet> >what if
42:58<s0ckpuppet> dont answer that nenso
43:11<MathUser2929> It's past midnight here. I don't have all my lights on either.
43:14<s0ckpuppet>he has no real position so he has to make sh!t up
43:29<MathUser2929>Just for the rooms I'm in and the kitchen.
43:36<nensondubois>They are all on my side
43:56<s0ckpuppet>you need to grow up and move the f*ck out
44:00<nensondubois>this is why I'm so happy to be with them
44:00<MathUser2929>ok, but don't get mad if they turn off some lights.
44:16<MathUser2929>Don't make a big deal of it.
44:24<s0ckpuppet>you brought it up
46:25* nensondubois is now playing - Stone Temple Pilots - [No. 4 #02] Heaven & Hot Rods
47:57<nensondubois>all I'm going to say is that the guy has been doing sh!t to people all his life and it finally caught up
48:22<s0ckpuppet>clearly the law saw things in your favor
48:27<s0ckpuppet>'nuff said
49:07<MathUser2929>You know, if you really wanted to move out all you need is garbage bags
49:23<MathUser2929>We moved to our new house with very little boxes
49:35<s0ckpuppet>no garbage bags?
49:37<MathUser2929>It takes a while to sort out but we eventualy did.
49:39<nensondubois>how is that relevant, even substantial
49:54<nensondubois>cardboard boxes hold things in place efficiently
49:59<s0ckpuppet>because you're making choices on your own nenso
50:00<MathUser2929>You are putting off moving out till you get boxes you said.
50:03<s0ckpuppet>he doesnt like that
50:06<nensondubois>it had to be done
50:25<nensondubois>i never said that.
50:39<nensondubois>I'm still waiting for them to make prepartions
50:57<nensondubois>I also have business to finish up on my end just the same
52:25<s0ckpuppet>tekks another to just use bags..talks about how he moved using boxes
52:32<s0ckpuppet>there you go again
53:53<MathUser2929>Is anyone gonna judge you for using bags instead of boxes?
54:03<s0ckpuppet>i've reno'd a lot of homes and have learned this, people that move with bags are moving in a hurry, most likely because they owe money and or are wanted by the law
54:27<MathUser2929>He hates the guy with all his being.
54:34<MathUser2929>Wouldn't that make you move in a hurry?
54:35<s0ckpuppet>thats his right
55:04<s0ckpuppet>right wrong or indifferent he can hate the guy if he wants
55:42<MathUser2929>He won't even try to be civil with the guy.
55:50<MathUser2929>Even turning off the lights pisses him off.
56:06<s0ckpuppet>he didnt seem pissed to me
56:11<MathUser2929>Sounds like the place is toxic.
56:51<MathUser2929>he's letting boxes stand in the way of happiness.
57:46<MathUser2929> and what are you gonna do with boxes when you get to the new place? You'll throw them away as soon as you take your stufff out of them.
57:59<s0ckpuppet>please stfu
58:05<MathUser2929>are they really that important?
58:35<s0ckpuppet>nensondubois: the box police are on to you now
58:53<MathUser2929>If I'm the box police then you're a box nazi
58:57<nensondubois>I better run
59:15<s0ckpuppet>i'm a box nazi lol
59:22<s0ckpuppet>idgaf what he uses to move
59:50<MathUser2929>see nensondubois, your friends will still support you if you don't use boxes.
59:51<s0ckpuppet>but i will help him with moving if he asks
00:05<s0ckpuppet>and he knows it
00:47<s0ckpuppet>MathUser2929: what is your fave gaming console?
00:58<nensondubois>bags are good for clothes, boxes not so much for items
01:06<MathUser2929>it's over 9,000
01:40<s0ckpuppet>theres a gaming console calle over 9,000?
02:06<nensondubois>*boxes are good for items
02:28<s0ckpuppet>i put my clothes in boxes too, clean and folded
02:28<nensondubois>my brother's dad is pissed at me for asserting my rights
02:36<s0ckpuppet> >rights
02:43<nensondubois> that's the gist: MathUser2929
02:49<s0ckpuppet> because he wants you to have no rights
02:57<nensondubois> ya
03:08<MathUser2929>you ain't helping his situation s0ckpuppet
03:14<s0ckpuppet> sure i am
03:18<nensondubois>actually he is
03:25<nensondubois>as usual
03:29<s0ckpuppet> and i'll help him more if he needs it
03:37<MathUser2929> I'd actually say you're a bad influence.
03:42<s0ckpuppet>sorry that pisses you off
04:37<MathUser2929>If his parents saw one of his friends telling him things about them they wouldn't be wrong to make him stop talking to that person
02:05:03<s0ckpuppet>how can they 'make' him stop talking to another person lol
02:05:16<s0ckpuppet>he has every right to seek counsel as he sees fit
02:05:31<MathUser2929>it's easy if they raised him to be obedient.
02:05:31<s0ckpuppet>what rock did you grow up under
05:49<nensondubois>certainly not any rock on Earth
05:51<s0ckpuppet>life isnt about being obedient
06:36<s0ckpuppet>just because your parent made a limp noodle out of you doesnt mean others have to be the same
07:29<MathUser2929>Parents set rules cause they care about you.
07:46<s0ckpuppet>ok i'll leave that one alone
08:54<MathUser2929>If it were possible for you to have kids s0ckpuppet, would you like it if your kids laughed at you when you tell them to do something?
09:08<nensondubois>I stopped reading at possible
09:20<s0ckpuppet>and to be very clear with you about what his stepdad would do when learning how i talk to nenso..i'd just assume he come to my house and catch an ambulance free of charge on me
09:38<MathUser2929>nensondubois, he's gay, he isn't going to have any kids unless he adopts
10:16<nensondubois>s0ckpuppet: I'll grab the popcorn
10:23<s0ckpuppet>take caution MathUser2929 you're taking this to another level
11:07<MathUser2929>If u were a parent tho, you have to admit you wouldn't like your kids laughing at you cause it's "cool" to fight authority.
11:40<s0ckpuppet>the court in nensos case seems to think different
11:48<s0ckpuppet>and ofc they are the authority
12:11<MathUser2929>I didn't read anything about court.
12:36<s0ckpuppet>his stepdad is lucky the courts didnt have him move out until new lodging was acquired for nenso
12:37<MathUser2929>Just saw you guys talking smack about his stepdad.
12:47<nensondubois>I'm lucky I didn't choose to have him move out
12:47<s0ckpuppet>and nenso cold have easily pushed for that and got it
13:10<nensondubois>which was offered
13:25<s0ckpuppet>and when he does move out i'll pay for the restraining order if nenso will go file it
13:30<s0ckpuppet>how about that..
14:02<MathUser2929>It don't sound to me like you guys want to visit eachother
14:13<MathUser2929>Dunno what you're worried about a restraining order for.
14:16<s0ckpuppet>he should file anyways
14:27<nensondubois>It may be the case
14:29<s0ckpuppet>it sticks with the guy for the rest of his life
14:30<MathUser2929>Does nensondubois think he's gonna come over and ask him to make him dinner?
15:08<MathUser2929>no s0ckpuppet I don't think there's such a thing as lifetime restraining orders
15:14<MathUser2929>you have to renew them.
15:15<s0ckpuppet>yes there are
15:23<s0ckpuppet>i have them on a couple of people
16:52<MathUser2929>I guess there is.
17:13<MathUser2929>Sounds like he's eager to get rid of him tho.
17:29<MathUser2929>As in he won't be coming around.
17:44<s0ckpuppet>no, it sounds like he wants a limp noodle living in his house that is obedient and marches to his tune
17:47<nensondubois>if the people are late he'll have to go to court and throw me out which could take months and cost him a bit
17:51<MathUser2929>s0ckpuppet, since you got money, gimme money for grass seed.
18:03<MathUser2929>our lawn needs a sodding.
18:04<s0ckpuppet>why would i help you..
18:13<s0ckpuppet>seeds aint sod man
18:13<MathUser2929>cause you like wasting money
18:18<s0ckpuppet>and sod is cheap
18:24<s0ckpuppet>go mow some lawns
18:50<s0ckpuppet>its only your opinion that i waste my money, and ofc it is 'my money'
19:17<s0ckpuppet>like my opinion of you wasting your words here
19:21<MathUser2929>Too damn proud to use garbage bags.
19:27<s0ckpuppet>but then again, i can prove you waste your words
19:33<MathUser2929> You could be moved out in 1 day.
19:45<MathUser2929>Instead you want him to take you to court to get you out
20:05<s0ckpuppet>its is his stepdad that got taken to court
20:13<s0ckpuppet>ffs didnt you read anything
20:43<MathUser2929>by who?
20:53<s0ckpuppet>it was also his stepdad that was the aggressor
21:06<s0ckpuppet>i assume the state vs stepdad
21:07<nensondubois>less than passive by all acoounts
21:34<MathUser2929>You got a place to go, so you don't need to be there.
23:42<s0ckpuppet>clearly he didnt read any of the chat about what really happened
24:09<s0ckpuppet>if he did and still hold to his current position then he's even more nuts than i thought
24:11<MathUser2929>No, I was just commenting on what you guys were currently talking about.
24:38<s0ckpuppet> >we pay those who pay attention
25:27<MathUser2929>Don't get it tho, are you saying you should get the house when you don't pay any of the bills?
25:34<MathUser2929>How would you keep the house?
25:41<s0ckpuppet>he done contribute to the bills
25:47<s0ckpuppet>and he never said that
25:55<s0ckpuppet>he does*
28:02<MathUser2929>looks like you guys were talking before I even came in.
28:12<MathUser2929>I was out of chat a hour or two
28:25<nensondubois>this has been in relevance for days
28:38<MathUser2929>so what you guys going to court over?
30:40<s0ckpuppet>parental abuse
31:39<nensondubois>All i'm going to say is various reasons before the sh!t hit the fire fan
31:55<MathUser2929>and if he's found not guilty of parental abuse somehow you go to jail instead?
32:11<nensondubois>Mathuser2929 you are really bad at reading between the lines
35:31* nensondubois is now playing - Would
35:40<nensondubois>Alice in Chains - Dirt
36:55<nensondubois>it already is causing him thousands in lawyer fees but that's his fault
37:56<nensondubois>we all laughed when we found out at my cousin's place
38:25<s0ckpuppet>being stupid is expensive
38:46* KingSpore has quit (Quit: )
39:07* nensondubois is now playing - Skin Yard - [Skin Yard #02] Reptile
44:34<s0ckpuppet> ~np
02:44:34<CyborgNoodle> s0ckpuppet is listening to "Whiplash" by Metallica


Welcome to #hell - I wonder how many people know about this so it can be stopped. This is really f*cked up.

22:36:35<miotatsu>personally I would be fine with humans being wiped out by AI, it is just another step of evolution in my mind
36:43<miotatsu>but I think we can live in peace
36:45<Delix>that's incredibly nihilistic
37:20<Delix>it's also hard to say
37:30<Delix>an incredibly intelligent life form might not share our values
37:39<miotatsu>you could argue the same about evolution in that species don't try to preserve the life of an individual but instead pass on genes to offspring
37:52<Delix>my ethical philosophy states that my survival is most important; it's a form of egoism, and therefore, i would never be okay with an AI wiping me out
37:57<miotatsu>we humans value the concept of a consciousness quite a bit
38:08<miotatsu>which is silly really
38:26<Delix>why would we not? it is the self direction of mankind!
38:42<miotatsu>we fundamentally disagree on the survival of the self
38:53<miotatsu>although I'd be cool with immortality too
38:59<Delix>that intelligent life form, the AGI, might not share our values; once it reaches a singularity, its intelligence will exponentially increase. it might very well see us as something like ants- it might show complete disregard for us
39:38<Delix>my ethical philosophy begins with the axiom that self is most important

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These are notes k0zu gave me to look at since 2016 but I never actually bothered looking at them ":shrine,sasquatch,halfway to gone,saviours,the sword,witchhelm etc.."

02:45:27<Oranjer>remember the plot of Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six
46:16<Oranjer>as*holes planned to put horny death virus in the vents at the olympics so it would spread around the world and wipe out humanity
25<SH|TBONE>what is a horny death virus
37<starlight_glimmer>promise between men
46<SH|TBONE>a horny death virus between men
05<Oranjer>a fatal STD that also makes you want to f*ck
51<SH|TBONE>just like AIDS
56<SH|TBONE>i got aids
02:54:56<SH|TBONE>i want to f*ck

08:17:06<tbone>some fat teenager with long hair totally f*cked up my outside walkway music listening by drumming on the railing in the most off beat and out of tempo fashion
17:46<tbone>I almost gave him the look

<T_Milkman>its bad enough people are destroying games to make reproduction cartridges
<nensondubois>I generally feel like punching people in the face who make repros

18:47:42<nensondubois>just ate Kung Pao Chicken and nearly half of it was bamboo. i need to remember to ask for no bambo next time
47:48* PhantomLink29 is now playing: rebecca
48:01<nensondubois>please don't say Black
48:11<nensondubois>or I will stab you
48:28<PhantomLink29>lol it's an old voicemail from a woman I want to forget about forever
48:34<PhantomLink29>and drive formatted
48:36<nensondubois>oh ok. good
48:40<PhantomLink29>oops not format
49:22<nensondubois>what's she your ex
51:43<PhantomLink29>nensondubois, please
51:46<PhantomLink29>I want this in my past
51:49<PhantomLink29>drop it
51:52<darkspawn>{VIDEO CENSORED}
18:52:12* nensondubois stabs darkspawn with a rusty kitchen fork - A fun read for once

1.Accurate N106 sound: nezplug++
2.VRC7,FDS sound: notsofatso-ufmix-dll-04302008 ( - VRC7 + 2A03 Hardware recording of Lagrange Point:

*Random 60's,70's,80's,90's song / soundtrack*

39:52<Bodhi>Underoath: You're Ever So Inviting (Define the Great Line) (16 plays)
39:59<k0zu> 16
40:06<k0zu>i must have thousands of plays on this album
42:32<dimaa>good song
42:36<dimaa>the whole album is
42:42<k0zu>yeah whole album is amazing
43:01<k0zu>got it when it was released
43:04<k0zu>never stopped listening to it
43:13<k0zu>although i dont listen to it nearly as often

s0ckpuppet>whats really f*cked up about banks is that you deposit money and they are allowed by law to claim they have in their possession 3 times that amount then they invest with your money and dont share in the profits, under any other business model it would be fraud
s0ckpuppet>then ofc they charge you for keeping your money then some banks charge the people you write checks to a 5 to 10$ charge for cashing the check because you dont have an account with that bank therefore double dipping..fraud as well under any other business practice
nensondubois>I got slammed a 12 service fee last month just for holding my money. If they do it again I'm closing my acct and writing a review
s0ckpuppet>its bad enough that banks are allowed to falsify their total on hand cash but to charge folks for cashing a check and charge the account holder is completely unacceptable
s0ckpuppet>oh yah and the monthly services fee..for allowing then to make huge amounts of money off your money
s0ckpuppet>great scam imo
s0ckpuppet>one has to wonder how much gov't gets as a kickback for allowing this to happen

Is there a God? No. There's too much chaos, no reason, structure, rules, or uniformity to anything, and too many flaws with everything for there to be an all-knowing, all-reasoning, all-powerful, superior entity. If there is some sort of higher power it would have to be completely indifferent, malevolent, and or powerless. It just doesn't exist just like magic it's an insanely ridiculous concept.

At around the age of 11 I was indifferent and didn't really think or care about it much about existence. I still had some vague doubts about religion. Later, at around 13 I unconditionally randomly started having more doubts. Overall I think I've always had average experiences. not that it has nothing to do with understanding the Universe and existing so it doesn't account.
At around 16 I just sat there one night thinking about how the world is completely chaotic everywhere all the time and there is no reason for it, and came to conclusion that there is no higher power or benevolent entity inside or outside of the Universe that is an active agency.

Even my old hs gf agreed, but for different reasons, wherever she is now. Now, 9 years later the idea of a higher power makes just about the same amount of sense.

It doesn't matter. We're here so we should try to spend our time around the people that we love as much as possible, regardless of them forcing their philosophical lifestyle differences.

I just sat there and was like "You know what, there's no reason for this (XYZ) event to happen".

If you think about it, the idea of every single event that landed our existence is completely insane. Doesn't the fact that we're random variations of a monkey (what else could we be) that came from a fish, which came from the ground automatically freak you out? Actually it is way more horrifyingly crude, complicated and twisted. Even crazier is the fact that we bred with them over millions of yeas, and we still have flawed eyesight and various genetic flaws.

Have you ever looked at our hominoid and or common ancestors, that branched, and thought "holy shlt! There were actually creatures, which looked similar to us at one point" and you lost sleep for about a week thinking about how different their physical information is than ours? There were variations that existed which had ridges on the middle of their skulls, others had cross between man and ape appearances; and how evolution took that path; or wondered how they would sound if they spoke had you encountered their existence, or what these creatures thought when they encountered modern humans, even "we" mated with "chimps" back and fourth for hundreds of thousands of years to lead to our current existence? I have created an accurate mathematical mental "image" of how these variant species sounded based on images of reconstructed photos based on fossils just for fun. The reconstructions could be inaccurate.

The Universe just loops around (and everything is a cycle proving existentialism is real because no matter what you do everything just repeats and you are adding more information to the Universe that will be recycled, and there is nothing you can do about it), and keeps going until it runs out of energy, probably freezes over, and all physical information reaches a maximum threshold and collapses, or is spread out entirely where it recycles or transforms into a new energy possibly into a new Universe at around 11.3548 Billion years. Life is the basically"big fish eats small fish". This predominantly explains why everyone is out to screw each other just to survive-it is ingrained into existence.

Why are we here? ︵ǝɹǝɥ ǝɹ,ǝʍ ǝsnɐɔǝB
Why does it happen? ︵suǝddɐɥ ʇᴉ ǝsnɐɔǝB

If we're here just to survive for as long as possible in nature, then why do our bodies give up on improving itself after puberty just to make a baby? What's the point if our genes just "give up" and rot out? What causes us to age? Well, gravity, both strong, weak nuclear force. Certain crab species apparently do not age.

We're most likely just an expression of the Universe trying to figure itself out before it dies out in 11.3548 years. We can never compute our universe because we are bound by it.

Which would you rather be? An invincible fly that can go anywhere, anytime that can be transformed back and forth at will, or would you rather be a lion that can just hunt and roam the land? I would rather be a fly because of all the possibilities.

Temple of The Dog all produced one of the best albums in existence in addition to Revolver, and 400 or so additional albums that everyone should listen to at least once. When I heard Ten for the first time I teared. I don't remember what age I was but I think it was probably 8 or so and it is one of the experiences that was a positive impacted forever since. The album is 25 years old already.

Most (not all) of today's mainstream pop-music sucks. This happened around 2003-2006, about the same time when Nintendo also started to suck and fall into an abysmal generic state of creativity and soul, and when MTV, etc became sh!t.

nensondubois>and technology
woob>lol thewillis
TheWillis>technology growing 2 fast
woob>i think in our lifetimes sh!ts gon get weird
woob>and imagine after our lifetimes...
woob>kind of scary
nensondubois>the future is going to have a lot of problems
nensondubois>then again we'll probably destroy ourselves before 50 or so years
woob>:l - Imagine robots becoming so smart that they build more efficient versions of themselves and take us over? Also, we are the only species that has found a way to make ourselves redundant so we can have automated vacuum cleaners and massive unemployment. I believe based on common sense and reason that AI is also a very dangerous and risky technology that threatens and rivals human creativity, and natural order. Good job.

It may be required to tax all company profits that employ AI, and give the money to the people fired and who have been made redundant in the community. This includes artistic creations and general workforce created by the AI. Any country that does not agree would not be allowed to participate in the global economy.

It is a better idea (and if it were up to me) to internationally outlaw and publicly list every company along with all individuals who are researching and developing all AI, biometrics and advanced robotics research and development so they can be held accountable for f*cking up our lives.


nensondubois>n yt alice in chains down in a hole
N>Alice In Chains - Down in a Hole 8,356,485 views
woobie>hell yes!
woobie>love AIC
woobie>RIP layne ;_;

Halloween 2013
luke>is there much going on in frankfurt
luke>or is it all just cathedrals
kushghoul420>░░░▌░▄▄▄▐▌▀▀▀░░ THIS IS BOB ({spookygeist})
kushghoul420>▄░▐░░░▄▄░█░▀▀ ░░
kushghoul420>▀█▌░░░▄░▀█▀░▀ ░░ COPY AND PASTE HIM,
{spookygeist}>ow my f*cking ears
luke>i could skip that place
luke>In the future, don't yell
Spooky_Alice>y'all are a**holes, i wanted to see bob
15:01:23<kushghoul420>this is some high qulaity ascii block art

<tbnwlls>no I'm too scared of getting booed out of the channel
14:42:34<nensondubois>you ain't no Eminem

17:40:12<nensondubois>my brother is f*cking around with his metal guitar
40:17<nensondubois>can hear it through the walls
40:36<s0ckpuppet>my guitar is made of wood
42:06<nensondubois>yeah but its small and quiet
17:42:39<s0ckpuppet>@3500watts RMS its pree loud lol

23:24:22<{|}>This straight butt sucks
<fusk>that's how butts are though
<fusk>The other thing doesn't remotely resemble a butt
<Honk_Dog>!nc Hey/_buddy_whats_up
<DeAD_NuTS>this Velocity 2X game is f*ckin crazy
<{|}>It is a stupid looking butt
<nensondubois>its a butt with a dick in it
<{|}>(_(_) is much more elegant
<fusk>it isn't
<{|}>Like it's sticking out
<Honk_Dog>!nc _{_{_{_
<zamros>ok i put a lot of weapon holos and bot waypoints
- {|} is now known as {_{_{_{_}
<{_{_{_{_}>Inviting someone to kiss it __ i_
<{_{_{_{_}>Whoa siamese butts
23:26:05<fusk>poorly nested butts

21:31:07<luke> (_|_) (_\_) (_|_) (_/_) (_|_) (_\_) (_|_) (_/_)

21:31:24<chae>Everyone keeps it pg13 around me but forgets I touch dildos all day [point of context: chae works at an XXX shop]
21:34<chae>And tell people how amazing certain ones are
32:01<tbone>if I come to your dildo market will you show me how they work
32:04<m[at]>"I touch dildos all day"
32:13<chae>I actually do touch dildos all day
32:14<m[at]>this is why i love this planet
32:19<m[at]>its the only one you can hear that on
32:24<m[at]>i know you do
32:27<m[at]>that's also beautfiul
32:43<nensondubois>uranus has got nothing on us
21:33:07* chae has quit (Input/output error)

Small list of my game dissassembly ROM code patch changes (not taking ownership or anything ofc, though they did take time and effort to create.) various formats and programming languages: Also, visit: #cornerpocket. Set up/mount a znc.

Star Fox.sfc
Start On Venom - The Final Goal

Level Custene Select (03; 04 Training mode)

Start screen area

Sonic 2 GG
Hold A or B to Moonjump(period of time)
??3-DEC-10A (00-FF;00 being the shortest;FF)

Comix Zone.bin
Jukebox Song 1 BGM

Comix Zone (beta).bin (Apr 4, 1995 prototype)

Flashback The Quest for Identity.sfc
Plasma death cutscene; music entry point in memory
Load cutscene

Quiz Nihon Mukashibanashi - Athena no Hatena クイズ日本昔話 アテナのハテナ.gb
Always guess correct answer
Enable Unused/Unfinished 2-Player Mode
Quiz Debug

Title music
0D -Superman Theme (unused)

Mega Man (RMW).gb
8A0-CF9-800 23 Test song 2
??0-D29-4C2 2D Test song 1

Family Composer.FDS
Set demo song with FDS Bell instrument playing
Song table:C0672076C86C386E4073D07188723069F873586B806DB074D876106C18717868A06A6875A86F

Donkey Kong Country 2
B5813A66 Soundfont
7E001C?? Set BGM

Wario's Woods.sfc
808FC200-Only CPU instructions responsible for music playback are executed
7E0100??-Must set BGM
or menu
8195E4?? (13)

Wario's Woods.nes
85C5:??:03 (0x0205D5)

Wayne's World.sfc

Mario's Early Years - Fun With Letters/Preschool Fun.sfc

Mario's Early Years - Fun With Numbers.sfc

Ice Climber.nes
Controllable Jump

Jump Through Single Layers

Mohawk & Headphone Jack.sfc
Jump free-movement

High Jump

Start with all CD tracks

Super Mario Bros.nes
Enable BGM/SFX effects Title Screen

Super Mario Bros. 2.nes
Door 1 Enemy 1
Multijump all
BG priority
N64 cartridge tilt pause
Music segment alt unusual

Super Mario Bros. 3
Alt Level music table

1P can move any player's piece on their turn
Always current player's turn
Place piece to end game

Devil World
No crosses (Existential Mode)

Game Genie
Unused Fish replaces Hand icon
Unused Smiley Face/black box replaces plus sign
??2-2AF-E67 (00,21)

Yoshi's Story.n64
Title/menu BGM
00BA5E2B U
00B6F9B3 J

Pokémon Ruby.gba

WarioWare, Inc. - Mega Microgame$! (USA).gba
Menu BGM

WarioWare - Twisted! (USA).gba
Menu BGM

Stargate (JUE).gg
0x1D14 (051D14)
1D14:05:?? (BGM 00-05)

Zoop (UE) [!].gg
Intro screen music modifier
Disable Intro screens for music playback

Bakuten Shoot Beyblade 2002 - Gekisen! Team Battle!! Kouryuu no Shou - Daichi Hen 爆転シュート ベイブレード2002 激戦!チームバトル!!青龍の章 -タカオ編-.gba
Change instruction from 080005346 2025 mov r0,25h to 080005346 2030 mov r0,30h or change address 0x000005346 to

Galidor - Defenders of the Outer Dimension (USA) (En,Fr,De,Es,It,Nl,Sv,Da).gba
080004E2 2419 mov r4,19h (0x04E2 to 19)

Doubutsu jima no Chobigurumi 狄尤小乖乖.gba
0x000005592 to 3120h

Tetrastar - The Fighter (J).nes
Title Screen music modifier
Disable title demo

Zombie Nation (U) [!].nes
OOOOOOOOOoooooohhh-ooooooooooOOOOOhh-oooOOOooooOOOOoohh oooohhh-ooohoohohhhhOOOO ooh ohh oh-oh-oh oooh ooohhh!
Round select music modifier

Pagemaster, The (SGB Enhanced).sgb
Disable autoscrolling

Tweenies: Doodles' Bones.gbc
??3-00F-E6A-(0D,12)Placeholder menu

Top Gear 2.bin
Title screen music modifier
04-Unused Jingle
05-Title Screen (Unused) AZJT-EAHL

Wario Land II (USA, Europe) (SGB Enhanced).sgb
Jump in mid-air

Replace MASK_EN 00 with Unused SGB A / B SOUND

Sonic 3/Knuckles.bin
Red Spheres have no effect

Earthbound.nes (Why didn't Nintendo originally release the game?)
Title File Select
9D8A:??:16 (0x29D9A)

DPCM Pop Reducer

Jurassic Park: Lost World.sgb
Press Start title cutscene viewer
Early main menu
Available October screen

Puzzle Loop (J).gbc
Enable unused SGB mode
0?5-EF9-E6A (01,02)

Mickey's Dangerous Chase
Weird music
Old man eating custard bass

Super Mario Bros 3. Special (Unl).gbc (who cares. The game has downsyndrome)
Stage Select
15:45:31<FrostyTheSnowboner>super downz brothers

Not finished:(haven't gotten around; feel free to continue where I left off)
Game & Watch Gallery 4.gba
Title Screen ID
08003DEE mov r0,8h, (assume 02 is the debug menu. Requires fixing/reprogramming. I could do it but its not worth the effort/time.)

unused cutscene music

*GSF and USF ripping, etc - I have only started adding more info to this collective article (along with other people) {and made preliminary videos on my channel of the less-than abstract concept of game music ripping, including several complete working examples.}:
*Finish SGB Music tracker (roughly 76% completed 10-01-2016)
*Finish Poko Nyan Yume no Diabuken level editor
*Write YMF281B article
*Upload old original MML and Famitracker compositions as videos (some were tests to help me better understand music theory years before I had a guitar)
*Fix Pro Mahjong Kiwame Arcade MAME sound emulation (incorrect samples play in wrong places)
*Fix Donkey Kong GBS to include moveable platform placement BGM
*Convert Pokémon Yellow Crystal TCG GB soundtrack to SGB with SOUND A B per animations (I already ripped mono versions as a GBS)

Ideas for someone else to do:
unknown - [[DPS-D4] Power Dolls Trailer] PD2bgm4.psf - Reverb is inaccurate. Tons of PSF sets as well. Not interested in writing a guide to find reverb info.

02:50:31<Minecrack> <PhantomLink29@world>i used to tinker a lot with electronics until i tinkered with a plugged in vcr and got the shock of
33<Minecrack> <PhantomLink29@world>a lifetime
03<nensondubois>that must have sent you back a few feet
08<Minecrack> <PhantomLink29@world>i turned off the wrong breaker today while fixing a plug
20<Minecrack> <PhantomLink29@world>and went for a roll across the hallway
26<Minecrack> <PhantomLink29@world>now my fingertips are burned a bit
51:29<nensondubois> hahahaha
02:51:57<nensondubois>my cousin stuck keys inside an electrical outlet when he was 9 or and he flew across the room


18:53:33<miotatsu> the notorious rilly-dilly would make a good band name
18:55:29<Colfax101> the rilly-dilly is actually taking thin pickle slices, putting them on a rotating table and spinning the table around and watching it spin. People have been known to bet whether the pickle slice would land facing them. The rule is that you have to have your tongue hanging out of your mouth while you watch it spin or you can't participate in the stakes.

22:48:35 - PONY_PONI_PONE quit (Quit: ♪┏(・o・)┛♪┗( ・o・)┓♪ Yes, I'd like to order 50 large pepperoni and mushroom pizzas. My name? Drew Pickles. ♪┗(・o・ )┓♪┏(・o・)┛♪)

13:24:00<Shy>I guess my ex isnt my ex once again? idfk
Shy>hour and a half phone conversation
Rainepuppet> f*cking NO
Shy>she tried texting me saying she was letting me go, but she ended up calling me and she ended up under a spell or something it sounded like
nensondubois>talkig about shoes and devil wear's prada
Shy>Ironicly she called as I was in a conversation about Faith. She has a knack of interupting things God related. I was also told by god and mary that I was living with the antichrist, but I don't want to believe they consider her one. wry smile
* Shy shrugs
Rainepuppet>Shy, you know what? you have said it yourself you are with a golddigger. besides, there are people out there better than her. it always does. its life.
13:35:44<Rainepuppet>nensondubois has a point though. believe it or not, it does mean that way.

PLAYLIST DUMP:(randomly listed;incomplete.TOO MANY TO LIST!; literally no room here.)
Weather Report
Phil Western, Scott Blackwood, Brenden Tennant
Soushi Hosoi, Pirowo
Velvet Revolver
Whatever song I was last playing.
Totally Sick
Dean Evans
Doug Brandon
The Black Keys
Justin Scharvona
Toru Osada
Pawel Kulikowski
Infected Mushroom
Skin Yard,
Hirohiko Takayama
Matt Furniss
Dave Rogers
Queens of the Stone Age
Jim Young
Ali Campbell
Junko Kihara 樹原淳子 - [Linda^3 Again] - Town 4(TODO:Transcribe riffs)
Stevie Ray Vaughan
The Zombies
Kozue Ishikawa, Yumiko Kanki, [Star Fox 2 Alpha version] MUSIC15 (Battle Mode)
Unknown Artist - Unknown Album - Unknown Track 7
The Replacements
Rick Fox
Tsukasa Tawada
Will Davis, Jeehun Hwang
Brad Fuller (First Arcade FM chip music composer)
Joni Mitchell
Andrew Wood
Strawberry Alarm Clock
Flux Pavillion
?- Jikkyou Powerful Pro Yakyuu 10 Chou Ketteiban - 2003 Memorial (2003-12-08)(-)(Konami)
Collective Soul
Neil D. Voss
Akito Nakatsuka,
Mike Cihak,Matt Scott,Byte Size Sound - Mohawk and Headphone Jack
Tsugutoshi Goto 後藤次利, Kazuo Oikawa, Koichi Ishibashi, Aka Ishibashi, Akiyoshi Saito, etc
Mark Snow
J Dilla
Nobuyuki Ohnogi, etc
The Living End
Novuko, Hasebe - [Shougi no Hoshi] - Track 6 This song sounds like an ultra-poppy beachside blues theme
Local H
Rose & Dick Boy!!!
The Moody Blues
Manfred Linzner
Grateful Dead
Jackie Davis
Melissa Etheridge - She deserved the 2014 new years
Cherry Choke
Iron Butterfly
Blue Sky Rangers
Mark (Edward) Ortiz
Mad Season
Masayoshi Sasaki - Saiyuki: Journey West
?- Ojohsama Tokkyu Express
?- Kattobi Tune
Yumiko Mori - スターライトスクランブル 恋愛候補生 Renai Kouhosei Starlight Scramble
Akio Dobashi & Noriyuki Takahashi - Lagrange Point
Howard Drossin- Comix Zone (and beta)
Soul Coughing
Mike Pummell, Mike Tekulve
The Galactic Force Band
Toshiharu Yamanishi, Takeshi Yoshida - [Thunder Force IV]
*random death, heavy, metal, grunge, rock, blues, punkrock, Independent, jazz, instrumentals, R&B, soul, philharmonics, trance, surf, reggae, Industrial, disco, soundtracks, videogame music,etc,*

*80's slap bass sounds*

{preamble discussion about modern game development}
Hextator - 09/20/2017
the devs worked harder to make do with what they had
now it's all copying established libs and focusing on dirty marketing
tricking people into paying for things that aren't worth it, and/or aren't what they were advertised as

Actually, this leads into very interesting videogame development:
Super Game Boy SGB/2SGB programming infos just because: (Last official update was in 2014. I stopped for several reasons. I'm just leaving this info up for reference in hopes that it may prove useful for 2016 and forever game development.) - Includes Chapter 6 (and 5.2 Transfer File Example) - Super Game Boy SOUND format / sound system (I guess everyone was retarded because they did literally, except Nintendo 'published a Taito gave us just barely finished prototype of Space Invaders 94 that they later had the balls to release on the SNES), and Tiertex gave us a few games with SGB soundtracks, although sporadically.
Every other developer gave us almost exclusively sh!tty borders and disabled palettes.) I guess you could say the same for Sega CD and other games for other consoles because they were also poorly developed.

My Small list of incomplete SGB/2 research NOTES:(Too many notes to list! Condensed. Nintendo/TOSE/HAL/Gamefreak Inc. ,etc were all lazy to implement any of the impressive Super Game Boy/2 BIOS programming in their commercial games For this reason alone I have forever lost respect for Nintendo, etc and so should everyone else.

*BGM / Sampling Data Item Flag definitions
- 00 - NULL
- 80 - Mute currently playing
- CC - Fade out (issue BGM 80, wait 32 frames to reset fade out for next)
- FE - Mute all (useful when sending SNES program or transferring advanced SGB/2 sound driver alterations or jumping to SNES code or bank area)
- FF - Unmute (opposite of FE; allows standard audio functions)
*DATA_SND Also can define BIOS function RAM as well as setting up small routines. Format LSB.RAM:7E0000-7EFFFF (7F no affect; mirror) If default DATA_SND SGB INIT are not used, replace 7E with bank 18. Examples:
79D103007E??00000000000000000000 - Set SGB2 default palette
79050C007E1000000000000000000000 - Set default X button swap palette
79060F007E??00000000000000000000 - Unused/Unfinished SNES OBJ_TRN Mode (01 Enable 00 Disable); SGB/2 ROM Patch PAR MK3 SNES 00814D07. The SGB OBJ _TRN format is based on the SNES graphics format.
*Sample data can be used in BGM as well in BRR format
*JUMP (91) used instead of SOU_TRN (49) and new DATA_SND (79) It is possible to overwrite SGB 64kb ARAM for custom game SPC700 soundtrack and or to play SPC dumps / rips (see below setup SNES sound driver transfer via SGB commands.) JUMP command will need to be issued multiple times per data replacement size and files. With abuse it can 'stream' blocks of sampling data but not DMA to SGB/2.
*DATA_SND can define new RAM BGM no. Must set up definition table with new sound code/driver if sent/used (see above)
*C1 OBJ_TRN, 69 TEST_EN no funct; set DATA_SND commands for speed function and OBJ_TRN
*Command F5 will issue 5 consecutive commands directly following for on-the fly only non-register file commands (not wait 4 frame)
*Border can be setup to display using system palette 0, allowing creative custom palette control and user-defined palette selection
*Setting 80 SOUND B will stop/interrupt current SOUND B from playing. Set 00 on next SOUND B command (SOUND A or BGM no.)
*DATA_SND can be used to control SOUND writes ARAM $2140-2144 registers directly
*It is possible to set mosaic settings, transfer SNES sprite and layer data, etc
*Non-sequential commands (42-48 etc) should not be used except for Attribute CHR settings (ATTR_CHR)
*Do not use ICON_EN because it is stupid; rather C9 01 PAL_PRI is reasonable unless absolutely necessary, disable palette selection for that area of your game (recommended) 'only' to display palette 256 total or overlapping OBJ_TRN, PAL_TRN and attribute palettes.
*SNES OBJs can be set to transparency or opaque properties
*If sampling data items exceed more than 00-07 items in user-defined space, sampling data would need to be mapped elsewhere in ARAM. This will destroy directory destinations, and need to repoint internal tone data) without overwriting initial SGB/2 N-SPC engine, unless otherwise.
*The BS-X Satellaview (and other games) use N-SPC variant engines.
*GB/GBC DMG audio can play simulatenously with SGB audio though this isn't recommended because you will not be able to save an SPC for playback.

I also wrote a sample GB ROM for testing SGB commands: Sampling data plays, custom Super Game Boy soundtrack (2 songs), border 1/2. TODO Release.

*Mark Ortiz's Game Boy / Super Game Boy source files (special thanks to him) (linked on my Youtube channel.) Hopefully he will post on my Youtube channel regarding further insight?) I still want to ask him some more questions but I'm way too busy to do that unfortunately. I also lost and forgot my chat info on the HDD crash.
*Find official Japanese dev documents, tech demos supplied with SGB/2

Link: My SGB BIOS dissassembly and crazy info. I also had a lot of notes hosted on a forum... thanks. Though, seriously, who the f*ck deletes an entire forum for no reason without thinking just because?

Here are examples of what could be done using the Super Game Boy register file transfers (the second and third videos are my work)

*Guitar slide*

I don't have any fetishes other than woman. Not that it matters. It would be strange if I did, I guess. Mostly obvious biological reasons.

F*ck it nobody cares DVD Special edition
-50 minutes of removing tophats and swapping them around
-Passive-aggressive smart devices give Q and A
Hidden BONUS Material:
*Spelling dirty things with fridge magnets at a late night party*

Joke time! Here is a small sample of random jokes I made up (well maybe not because they're not suitable for this page)

15:42<nensondubois>my handwritiing is illegible these days
<deathspawn>well i can write well, but typing is much better
15:43<nensondubois>I'm like a parapellegic on crack when I write

FM radio tuning while lucid dreaming
Subliminal messaging in media


22:22:48<k0zu>Damn meth heads
nensondubois>they took your car apart and can't put it back together again
k0zu>I walked out the back door to walk the dog
k0zu>and the dogs started barking
k0zu>a few minutes later some guy comes running out of his house looking for somebody
k0zu>came running at me until he saw that I had a dog
k0zu>asked me if I had seen anyone else
k0zu>I said no he ran off again looking for someone
k0zu>he is still out there looking for whoever his dogs were barking at
k0zu>I guess he doesn't realize that they were barking at me
k0zu>He was obviously twerking
k0zu>F*cking auto Pete t
22:37:44<k0zu>I hate this dog

nensondubois>is it sliced sponge and dishwater this time
Shares5>what gave it away
kamek>Don't forget the dishrags and bleech for dessert.
Shares5>i thought i'd go all out and get some window cleaner this time


22:20:10<nensondubois>I should fill a balloon with farts and give it to someone as a gag gift!
21:25<tehloki>thats hard man
21:47<tehloki>also a lot of fart gases are volatile and oxidize after not that long
22:03<tehloki>you would probably have the most luck with a tube up your ass
22:58<tehloki>and bubbling the fart up into a flexible bottle full of water upside down
23:15<tehloki>then putting a deflated balloon over it underwater and turning it over
23:27<tehloki>you can't blow up a balloon just by farting into it
23:52<tehloki>it'll just shoot back up inside your butthole lol

22:51:38<miotatsu>that gift stinks

FACT: Entropy always wins.