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Topic   Secret Satan 2024! Start weeping, because it's time to play!

benstylus
GameTZ Gold Subscriber GameTZ Full Moderator 550 Trade Quintuple Gold Good Trader Gold Global Trader (9) Has Written 26 Reviews
* 23-Feb(#1)
We're getting close to March which means 1 month away from April Fool's Day.

Who all is interested in doing a Secret Satan gift exchange this year?

If you haven't heard of it before, it's like Secret Santa except the aim is to get someone a game they will absolutely hate. Then we all play it on April 1st and share our misery (or surprise joy).

Going to put a $10 price charting value minimum like last year. In fact, last year's rules worked pretty well so I'll keep them the same:

Your game must have a minimum value of $10 based on Price charting for a game in similar condition. (If it's on the cusp, take a screenshot for proof). That makes things interesting so that we don't just buy the cheapest craptiest game in the gamestop bargain bin. Note you don't necessarily have to pay $10, that just needs to be its pricecharting value. If you have a poop game already that fits the bill, by all means feel free to use it

You can send multiple games if you want, but at least one of them must individually meet that $10 threshold. (So a $10 game plus a $2 bonus game is fine, but sending five $2 games by themselves is not).

Creativity in packaging or sending bonus items may be fun and hilarious, but is by no means required. If you do receive something creative, please take pics and share, it will be more fun for all of us.


Post a message saying you're in, or send me a PM and I'll get you on the list! If we get at least 8 participants (we had 10 last year) it's a go!

We'll get everyone assigned in the first week or so of March, and then everyone will have 2-3 weeks to find and send something to their target.

As a reminder, one of the survey questions will be whether you are uncomfortable being paired with any of the other participants. That way if there is a certain user (or multiple users) on the site, you can privately let me know. I will keep that request confidential and make sure that they won't be your Satan.

Past years:
2023 https://m.gametz.com/VideoGame_Discussion/secret-s...
2022 https://m.gametz.com/VideoGame_Discussion/secret-s...

This year's group:

benstylus - Homie Rollerz Nintendo DS
Bleed_DukeBlue - Alex Kidd in Miracle World DX Nintendo Switch
brian9824 - Flatout 3: Chaos & Destruction Steam
citizen_zane - Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly Nintendo GameCube
Frank - Charlie's Angels Nintendo GameCube
Gypsy - Magic: The Gathering - BattleMage PlayStation no metacritic score
Heavyd814life - Agony PlayStation 4
Kommie - Hunt Down The Freeman Steam no metacritic listing
Oduomega - Yoda Stories (Game Boy Color) This version doesn't even have a metacritic listing
ryanflucas - King's Knight Nintendo Entertainment System no metacritic listing
sailorneorune - Spice World PlayStation, Smurf Racer PlayStation, Sesame Street Sports PlayStation, Deal or No Deal Special Edition Nintendo DS, and The Dukes of Hazzard: The Return of the General Lee PlayStation 2
SupremeSarna - Rollerblade Racer Nintendo Entertainment System and Mickey’s Safari in Letterland Nintendo Entertainment System no metacritic listings



citizen_zane
GameTZ Subscriber Quadruple Gold Good Trader
4-Apr(#201)
So I've spent some quality time with Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly. While this is really a bad game, it isn't too bad. Thankfully, the controls are okay (with a few odd decisions), which I"m okay with. I've played four levels so far, which have been okay, but overly simple. The only real challenge comes in the form of, well, challenges that the game let's you partake in if you so choose in order to obtain dragonfies. Which reminds me, each level contains 10 dragonflys. It's kinda like the stars in Mario 64. You need to obtain enough dragonflies go get access to different areas. Also, there are a butt-load of gems just scattered around every level. It's a huge collectathon with those, but I've only spent some of that sweet mula like one time. I've got over a 1,000 of whatever this currency is and no where to spend it as of yet.

The camera in this game messes with me a bit, especially if I'm rotating it. I don't know how to explain it, but it's as if the world is slightly warped sometimes as I rotate the camera. Not a problem, but just something that I've noticed. The framerate can really suck at times, which is one of my biggest gripes. The sound is stupid and unforgettable. I was playing a flying challenge, when all of a sudden, I noticed that the music had stopped. A few seconds later, it restarted again. Another sound issue I noticed is that when you break vases, sometimes they simply don't make a sound. It actually happens quite often. Overall, this game seems rather rushed.

A few other things: Never having played a Spyro game, I don't know if this particular mechanic was present in the previous games, but there's one that bothers me. When you jump in the air, you can then press and hold the jump button in order to glide, which comes in handing with trying to jump from one platform to another. This would be fine, except for the fact that there are some edges you won't be able to make it to unless you tap the Y button at the very end of your jump, which gives you a little upward movement necessary to complete to jump. It's kinda stupid and unecessary. Another thing that I've noticed is the voice acting. I swear, every set of NPCs that you interact with have distinct accents. The first world had an oriental theme and all the masters that I rescued had stereotypical Asian accents. Plus, they were all named after movie martial artists! (Jacki, Jet, Bruce, etc...). There's one level that is a farm setting with super-hick farmers who's cows were being abducted by aliens (actually a pretty fun level). I've also come across tourist pigs who sound like they may be from New Jersey. I wonder what other accents I will come across next.

As annoying as the voice accents can be, the dialog made me laugh a couple times, which is much more than I could say about Charlie's Angels! So, @Frank , How far have you gotten so far? Have you at least completed the first level? I'm curious as the how your experience has been so far.



Frank
GameTZ Subscriber 800 Trade Quintuple Gold Good Trader Gold Global Trader (13) Has Written 11 Reviews Secret Santa
* 4-Apr(#202)
citizen_zane wrote:
> So I've spent some quality time with Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly. While this is really
> a bad game, it isn't too bad. Thankfully, the controls are okay (with a few odd
> decisions), which I"m okay with. I've played four levels so far, which have been
> okay, but overly simple. The only real challenge comes in the form of, well, challenges
> that the game let's you partake in if you so choose in order to obtain dragonfies.
> Which reminds me, each level contains 10 dragonflys. It's kinda like the stars
> in Mario 64. You need to obtain enough dragonflies go get access to different areas.
> Also, there are a butt-load of gems just scattered around every level. It's a huge
> collectathon with those, but I've only spent some of that sweet mula like one time.
> I've got over a 1,000 of whatever this currency is and no where to spend it as of
> yet.
>
> The camera in this game messes with me a bit, especially if I'm rotating it. I don't
> know how to explain it, but it's as if the world is slightly warped sometimes as
> I rotate the camera. Not a problem, but just something that I've noticed. The framerate
> can really suck at times, which is one of my biggest gripes. The sound is stupid
> and unforgettable. I was playing a flying challenge, when all of a sudden, I noticed
> that the music had stopped. A few seconds later, it restarted again. Another sound
> issue I noticed is that when you break vases, sometimes they simply don't make a
> sound. It actually happens quite often. Overall, this game seems rather rushed.
>
> A few other things: Never having played a Spyro game, I don't know if this particular
> mechanic was present in the previous games, but there's one that bothers me. When
> you jump in the air, you can then press and hold the jump button in order to glide,
> which comes in handing with trying to jump from one platform to another. This would
> be fine, except for the fact that there are some edges you won't be able to make
> it to unless you tap the Y button at the very end of your jump, which gives you a
> little upward movement necessary to complete to jump. It's kinda stupid and unecessary.
> Another thing that I've noticed is the voice acting. I swear, every set of NPCs
> that you interact with have distinct accents. The first world had an oriental theme
> and all the masters that I rescued had stereotypical Asian accents. Plus, they were
> all named after movie martial artists! (Jacki, Jet, Bruce, etc...). There's one
> level that is a farm setting with super-hick farmers who's cows were being abducted
> by aliens (actually a pretty fun level). I've also come across tourist pigs who
> sound like they may be from New Jersey. I wonder what other accents I will come
> across next.
>
> As annoying as the voice accents can be, the dialog made me laugh a couple times,
> which is much more than I could say about Charlie's Angels! So, @Frank , How far
> have you gotten so far? Have you at least completed the first level? I'm curious
> as the how your experience has been so far.
>
>
>
>

I haven't been feeling well and haven't really had the opportunity to hook up the GameCube or Wii. I will soon.

I'm both glad and also disappointed you aren't having a miserable time. laughing out loud

ryanflucas
GameTZ Subscriber 1000 Trade Quintuple Gold Good Trader
11-Apr(#203)
King's Knight is so bad. It makes me actually want to go to work.
citizen_zane
GameTZ Subscriber Quadruple Gold Good Trader
11-Apr(#204)
Frank wrote:
>
> I'm both glad and also disappointed you aren't having a miserable time. laughing out loud
>
>

While I'm not experiencing any misery, I am having some trouble progressing. I think I need to find the Ice attack to progress, but I'm not quite sure where to find it. I may have to check an FAQ. In the meantime, I've been going back to some of the levels and searching for it as well as all the dragonflies that I missed. The enemies aren't so bad, but some of the timed challenges are very difficult. I might pass on a couple of those. I'm hoping to maybe beat the game this weekend.

SupremeSarna
Silver Good Trader
11-Apr(#205)
ryanflucas wrote:
> King's Knight is so bad. It makes me actually want to go to work.
Mwa ha ha, I won. evil

King's Knight claims to be a shmup, but it's really about destroying as much terrain as possible and collecting the mandatory items buried under it, while barely-visible enemies and projectiles fly around the screen.
citizen_zane
GameTZ Subscriber Quadruple Gold Good Trader
* 13-Apr(#206)
I'm currently playing a level in Spyro that takes place in the clouds. Funny thing is that the voice of the NPC beat that I've been interacting with in this level has suddenly changed! Never had that happen before in a game where they all of a sudden went to a different voice actor. The enemies in this game are rather simple. Just a single attack on them does a trick. This is the fourth level I've finished and there's not missing a boss battle. What a lame game.

Edit: Just adding a few more thoughts about this game. While it isn't a terrible game, it's just off in a lot of ways. For instance, there are portals to challenges within all the levels, but there are also portals that are used to exit each level. I can't tell these portals apart, so when I go into what I think is a challenge portal, it actually takes me out of the level and back to the homeworld. You would think that the portal that takes you home would be at the end of the level, but no, I've actually had to pass the portal home in order to get to challenge portals. It's laid out in a ridiculous manner. It sucks to have to go through an entire level again becuase I accidentally exited before I was finished with it. It looks like I'm about halfway through it, which is a relief. From what I've read about this game, I'm glad I'm not playing the PS2 version. Apparently, that version is full of game-breaking bugs.

Overall, I do not like this game, but it is tolerable. I'll be glad when I'm done with it.

citizen_zane
GameTZ Subscriber Quadruple Gold Good Trader
13-Apr(#207)
Frank wrote:

> I haven't been feeling well and haven't really had the opportunity to hook up the
> GameCube or Wii. I will soon.
>

Don't worry, Satan is patient. evil


> I'm both glad and also disappointed you aren't having a miserable time. laughing out loud
>
>

I think your choice was good. I am also glad that I am not in absolute misery. However, I would be hard pressed to say that I was enjoying this.

SupremeSarna
Silver Good Trader
13-Apr(#208)
citizen_zane wrote:
> I'm currently playing a level in Spyro that takes place in the clouds. Funny thing
> is that the voice of the NPC beat that I've been interacting with in this level has
> suddenly changed! Never had that happen before in a game where they all of a sudden
> went to a different voice actor. The enemies in this game are rather simple. Just
> a single attack on them does a trick. This is the fourth level I've finished and
> there's not missing a boss battle. What a lame game.
>
> Edit: Just adding a few more thoughts about this game. While it isn't a terrible
> game, it's just off in a lot of ways. For instance, there are portals to challenges
> within all the levels, but there are also portals that are used to exit each level.
> I can't tell these portals apart, so when I go into what I think is a challenge
> portal, it actually takes me out of the level and back to the homeworld. You would
> think that the portal that takes you home would be at the end of the level, but no,
> I've actually had to pass the portal home in order to get to challenge portals.
> It's laid out in a ridiculous manner. It sucks to have to go through an entire level
> again becuase I accidentally exited before I was finished with it. It looks like
> I'm about halfway through it, which is a relief. From what I've read about this
> game, I'm glad I'm not playing the PS2 version. Apparently, that version is full
> of game-breaking bugs.
>
> Overall, I do not like this game, but it is tolerable. I'll be glad when I'm done
> with it.

You know the glitch about the final boss portal, yes? smile
citizen_zane
GameTZ Subscriber Quadruple Gold Good Trader
13-Apr(#209)
SupremeSarna wrote:
> citizen_zane wrote:
>> I'm currently playing a level in Spyro that takes place in the clouds. Funny thing
>> is that the voice of the NPC beat that I've been interacting with in this level
> has
>> suddenly changed! Never had that happen before in a game where they all of a sudden
>> went to a different voice actor. The enemies in this game are rather simple.
> Just
>> a single attack on them does a trick. This is the fourth level I've finished and
>> there's not missing a boss battle. What a lame game.
>>
>> Edit: Just adding a few more thoughts about this game. While it isn't a terrible
>> game, it's just off in a lot of ways. For instance, there are portals to challenges
>> within all the levels, but there are also portals that are used to exit each level.
>> I can't tell these portals apart, so when I go into what I think is a challenge
>> portal, it actually takes me out of the level and back to the homeworld. You
> would
>> think that the portal that takes you home would be at the end of the level, but
> no,
>> I've actually had to pass the portal home in order to get to challenge portals.
>
>> It's laid out in a ridiculous manner. It sucks to have to go through an entire
> level
>> again becuase I accidentally exited before I was finished with it. It looks like
>> I'm about halfway through it, which is a relief. From what I've read about this
>> game, I'm glad I'm not playing the PS2 version. Apparently, that version is full
>> of game-breaking bugs.
>>
>> Overall, I do not like this game, but it is tolerable. I'll be glad when I'm
> done
>> with it.
>
> You know the glitch about the final boss portal, yes? smile

No, I actually haven't read a whole lot about it, other than the fact that the PS2 version is much, much worse. Based on what I've seen so far, I will not be surprised if I encounter one.

Topic   Secret Satan 2024! Start weeping, because it's time to play!