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Topic Video game jokes - ChatGPT

citizen_zane

* 11-Jan(#1)

I was just messing around on ChatGPT and I decided to ask it to do something:

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I'd like to do this for a million games, but I can't do it on my own. That's where you guys come in! Ask it to tell you a joke about a video game and share! I think this could be quite fun, and probably really bad.

citizen_zane

* 11-Jan(#2)

I just did another one:

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citizen_zane

* 11-Jan(#3)

Okay, one more and then I'll stop for a while.

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Not where I thought it was going!

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DemonAlcohol

11-Jan(#4)

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citizen_zane

11-Jan(#5)

I guess dirty jokes are out, which is understandable.

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beavis

11-Jan(#6)

Me -can you tell a knock knock joke based the video game ocarina of time

ChatGPT
Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Navi.

Navi who?

Hey, listen! Navi-gating through Hyrule is no joke, but at least I'm here to guide you!

citizen_zane

11-Jan(#7)

I tried a few knock knock jokes, but they didn't go so well. I've had better luck with notoriously bad video games:

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theJaw

11-Jan(#8)

"Why did Flicky bring a ladder to the video game?

Because it heard the high scores were up there and wanted to tweet about it!"

This thing loves ladder jokes.

citizen_zane

11-Jan(#9)

theJaw wrote:

> "Why did Flicky bring a ladder to the video game?

> Because it heard the high scores were up there and wanted to tweet about it!"

> This thing loves ladder jokes.

I had to tell it to knock it off when it comes to mentioning ladders and taking things "to the next level."

Xena

11-Jan(#10)

me: tell me a joke about the E.T. game on Atari

ChatGPT: Why did E.T. apply for a job at the video game company?

Because he heard they were looking for someone with experience in "out of this world programming" – specifically, making games that crash and burn!

citizen_zane

12-Jan(#11)

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citizen_zane

13-Jan(#12)

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Shane12m

13-Jan(#13)

citizen_zane wrote:

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This one is actually pretty good

citizen_zane

15-Jan(#14)

This thing is pretty bad at jokes. I think there should be something like a Turing Test for computers, but with jokes.

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citizen_zane

15-Jan(#15)

Along with all the jokes about ladders, I've noticed that it also makes jokes about video game characters going to therapy, which is strange.

beavis

16-Jan(#16)

For some reason I find the infatuation with ladders funny, so it's doing its job.

benstylus

16-Jan(#17)

You
Tell me a joke about Madden football games

ChatGPT
Why did the Madden football game get into a fight at the arcade?

Because it was tired of all the button-mashing and wanted to throw a controller punch!

You
Tell me a joke

ChatGPT
Sure, here's a classic one for you:

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

You
Tell me a brand new joke no one has ever heard before

ChatGPT
Why don't skeletons fight each other?

Because they don't have the guts!

You
Again

ChatGPT
I'm sorry, but I don't know what you mean by "Again". Could you provide more context or clarify your request?

You
Tell me a brand new joke no one has ever heard before

ChatGPT
Why don't scientists trust atoms anymore?

Because they make up everything!

I'm done. Adding "anymore" doesn't make it a brand new joke

citizen_zane

16-Jan(#18)

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citizen_zane

16-Jan(#19)

This one made me smile:

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