Charleston, South Carolina, United States
Has traded with 216 Different Traders (277 total trades) [+2 pending]
Ratings are excellent [100%] [216 ratings]
Last login: on 18-Jan-2019 at 4:46pm
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Cut throat, back stab, Dr. pain,
Whose methods dark and nuser insane,
Takes now my hand, her eyes refrain,
From judging doctor's will to abstain
Office clad with tools of doubt,
Floor space soaked with pools of pout,
Thick door voids your echoed shoult,
It's time dear boy, "Let's check it out."
First his hands they poke and pry,
Your swollen jaw, his gleaming eye,
Needle smirks, you mustn't cry,
the 'whir' of drill, throat so dry.
Your tongue held back with metals unkind,
As doctor squints, though mostly blind,
Your sure that soon he might just find,
That rotted tooth that led to this bind.
It's now and then, he takes his rake,
You giggle shyly, "Must be a mistake,"
Sweaty palm, a dandruff flake,
the blade is driven, you finally awake.
Good morning Sport; time to brush
"Excuse me, aren't you...?"
"Hey, you looke just like..."
"Oh my God, that's..."
"Sorry to interrupt your dinner, but aren't you...?"
"Look, I never do this, but, my wife thinks you're..."
"My friend is so convinced that you're..."
"I'm so embarrassed, but, aren't you...?"
"I know you must be tired of this, but..."
All eyes held in stare, all mouths locked open in shock,
as he pulled the latex Charlie Sheen mask from his head
revealing the rotted skull of President Lincoln.