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Member since: 16-Feb-2002
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- <BoB> ryo is hot
- <BoB> i like the idea of being manhandled by a grizzly mountain man
- <Forgotten_Freshness> Psh. I know your myself.
- <PiemJi> Q:What's the difference between Rosie O'Donnel and a bowling ball? A:If you HAD TO, you could eat the bowling ball!
- <RainMoN> HAHAHAHA
- <RainMoN> Piem
- <C_Hawk_Fan> PiemJi thats too funny
- <knucklez> I dont get it
- <knucklez> eat the bowling ball?
- <RainMoN> ......
- <knucklez> you cant eat that
- <C_Hawk_Fan> lmao
- * RainMoN slaps knucklez
- <defmonkey> bowling balls taste good this time of year
- <ChaosOverdose> HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE THE WONDER YEARS?
- <ChaosOverdose> It's a CLASSIC!
- <j_factor> you people make me sick
- * DataDrain has joined #general
- <DataDrain> 24.4kbps, I feel so dirty...
- <HungryWolf> I've seen an auction with like 25902758927598275982375982375928375985 games
- <HungryWolf> I won it
- <HungryWolf> For 1.00
- <HungryWolf> Then it came in the mail
- <HungryWolf> And it was all Super Mario Bros/Duck Hunts
- <Sexy_MoN> haha
- <HungryWolf> So I made my house with them
- <Guru> kakaro - Coma la mierda y le muere saco gordo de manteca
- * Kankaro flexes ubre-musslez lol
- <Guru> Translate that dog
- <BoB> it translates to"im angry AND gay"
- <BoB> mad fairies rule
- <MajorGimp> Hungry offered me a plate of corn muffins to go down on him and said NO DAMMIT!, I'm woth a whole basket full!
- <Cyco2oo4> MySpace Image
- <Cyco2oo4> SEXY!
- <HungryWolf> I'd fudging hit that
- <Cyco2oo4> Duh, who wouldn't?
- <MajorGimp> with a shovel
- <Cyco2oo4> LMFAO!
- <MajorGimp> bend over laddys while I damage yer ass
- <MajorGimp> GameStop rapes kittens
- <MajorGimp> GameStop microwaes puppies and feeds them to blind kids
- <DonaldTrunk> hey, some blind kids like microwaved puppies
- <MajorGimp> LadyInRed did beat me in the testicle contest by 5
- <MajorGimp> props to her
- <HybridCRoW> The crap Gimp says and I get restricted for the god and sex with fat chicks convo.
- <MajorGimp> it's because God hates you
- <MajorGimp> and saying he's a chubbie chaser just makes it worse
- <Sexy_MoN> "it's because God hates you"
- <Sexy_MoN> that's your best line yet Gimp.
- <MajorGimp> and also the most true
- <MajorGimp> Crow if it makes you feel any better, I'm sure Satan loves you
- <MajorGimp> I mean afterall, a lot of goths are fat and stupid so you'd fit right in
- <eraserhead> does anyone listen to radiohead
- <MajorGimp> I listen to the radio while giving head
- <MajorGimp> that count?
- <eraserhead> thats nice
- <SethS7> Does anybody have Black for Xbox?
- <SethS7> will trade anything
- <LadyInRed> be careful when you say that
- <SethS7> why?
- <LadyInRed> esp with trivia in here
- <Sexy_MoN> Because Lady will offer you a gumming.
- <LadyInRed> you shut up
- <MajorGimp> the Ninja Turtles should all marry each other, butt hump, and Splinter can film it
- <MajorGimp> little known fact: gay men like the wang
- <MajorGimp> there is nothing gay about tasting sperm for flavor
- <MajorGimp> how else are you supposed to know if it is fresh?
- <Sam> I'm sort of aroused
- <Vapor> I'm fat and I like guys.
- (AIM Chat) <Vapor> - Blow was excellent.
- <Sexy_MoN> "Blow was excellent."
- <Kuyuubi> dat movie was mis leading'
- <Kuyuubi> i thought it was a porno
- <Sexy_MoN> Kuyuubi, you'd think "Grandma's House, 06/04" would be a porno
- <Kuyuubi> yes
- <Kuyuubi> it sounds sexy
- * DonaldTrunk can hear crickets chirping
- * DonaldTrunk has left #general
- <Sexy_MoN> .
- * Sexy_MoN hears crickets having sex
- <SANGRE> im bored
- <Sexy_MoN> heh
- <SANGRE> think im gonna smoke
- <Sexy_MoN> a ham?
- <Sexy_MoN> cut me off a hunk
- <SANGRE> lmao
- <Sexy_MoN> ham =
- <LadyInRed> and you are NOT the bomb
- <Sexy_MoN> so?
- <Sexy_MoN> they still fall out of the sky
- <Sexy_MoN> you are Lady
- <Sexy_MoN> the bomb
- <Sexy_MoN> if I get a gumming
- <LadyInRed> well, i don't feel like getting teeth pulled just to make you happy
* Sexy_MoN needs any way he can get it.
- <Sexy_MoN> and WHY NOT?!
- <LadyInRed> no and i mean NO male is worth that
- <Sexy_MoN> so a woman would be worth it?
- <LadyInRed> hell no
- <Sexy_MoN> HAWT
- <LadyInRed> wait!
- <LadyInRed> wait just a minute!
- <LadyInRed> Who the heck is having sex with whom?
- <Sexy_MoN> Lady
- <Sexy_MoN> that place in Texas
- <Electromax> Sexy_MoN and some topless girls apparantly
- <Sexy_MoN> where you can shoot topless women
- <brian9824> LiR definitely doesnt involve you
- <LadyInRed> so true
- <Sexy_MoN> OH!
- <brian9824> they couldnt afford to hire you
- <Sexy_MoN> that's going on my page
- <Snotboxrocker> Josh "Plucks" Hiscock
- <Snotboxrocker> Inigo Im sorry
- <Snotboxrocker> and i love you
- <Snotboxrocker> and your lastname
- <Snotboxrocker> thats why i do it
- <Snotboxrocker> out of love
- <Snotboxrocker> im done
- <Snotboxrocker> thank you
- <InigoMontoya> apology accepted.
- <InigoMontoya> don't do it again please.
- <Snotboxrocker> Josh "Found Chad Millington under" Hiscock
- <Snotboxrocker> JOsh "Strikes" Hiscock!
- <InigoMontoya> Snot, I've asked you to stop.
- <InigoMontoya> I have contacted the moderators.
- <Snotboxrocker> your jerk, i was trying to get your attention
- <InigoMontoya> fudge off.
- <InigoMontoya> maybe I don't want to give you my attention, okay?
- <Snotboxrocker> I wanna know more about this Pony League
- <InigoMontoya> you've been warned.
- <InigoMontoya> go look it up then. pony.org. Leave me the hell alone.
- <InigoMontoya> Sexy - I thought you were gonna say 'played with your Wii'
- <LadyInRed> Inigo he might as well, he doesn't have anything else to play with
(Editor's Note - I think ole 'Hiscock' here speaks for himself. Inigo, we love ya.)
- <Guru> What's a chode.
- <Chad> A chode is a taint, the skin between the nuts and the anus
- <BigNasty> I freekin have gas...i think i have an abnormal stomach or something
- <saminex> how u know chad
- <saminex> u like licking on them?
- <Smoochy> CAN SOMEONE HERE TELL ME WHAT OPEN MINDED MEANS!!!
- <ChaosOverdose> Smoochy
- <ChaosOverdose> it means if I said "hey, let's go have gay sex" then you would say "ok" because you are open minded
- <Smoochy> I KNOW!! what its mean
- <Smoochy> DO YOU GUYS?!?
- <Smoochy> my and my friend are fighting over what it means
- <ChaosOverdose> do the gay sex line on him, he'll love that I'm sure
- <j_factor> sometimes when Guru talks, I wonder why he wasn't the load that was swallowed.
- * BoB makes note to self;get guru some pussy
- <BoB> anyone wanna see my scrotum?
- <sindon007> ME!
- * Kankaro raises his hand.
- <BoB> lemme get the link
- <MajorGimp> Random Fact Of The Day: when Guru was born, a piece of the clotheshanger
from that failed night was still in his head
- <DataDrain> O RLY?
- <DataDrain> =O
- <DataDrain> OUCH
- <Guru> MajorGimp - YOu've never even had a GF so shut your mouf
- <Guru> Metal Gear Solid sucks
- <lpj8> I personally enjoy MGS, but thats my opinion
- <Poke_MoN> LPJ, he's fudging with chat.
- <Poke_MoN> Guru says he hates everything.
- <Poke_MoN> Even sex.
- <Darrenm> Like he'd know
- <BoB> argh i be back mateys
- <BoB> someone touched my ass!
- <BoB> perverts
- <Iced> Wow, I just found the Advent Children soundtrack on an mp3 site
- <Iced> Go me
- <Iced> And then I ripped an unholy fart
- <Aj> when i work i make like 80$ a hour
- <Poke_MoN> Aj, what the hell do you make $80 an hour doing?
- <Poke_MoN> Giving old ladies head?
- <E_C_R> lmao
- <Aj> hell yah i do overcharge
- <Aj> esp the old people
- <English_MoN> Hungry, did you just say you love dick?
- <HungryWolf> YES
- <HungryWolf> I DICK
- <HungryWolf> DICK ROCKS
- <Kuros> Time for a sexy party!
- * Kuros breaks out the Cheetos
- <Forgotten_Freshness> Right now I own a room in the family candy store and gift shop, and put my games there.
- <Forgotten_Freshness> In a couple of years I'll have enough saved up for a store
- <zrw331> well while the rest of you sissys are on the internet chatting me and english_mon will be wearing amy jo johnsons panties on our heads screaming my name is william marrs
- <zrw331> real men steal panties
- <zrw331> haha
- <ChaosOverdose> helloooooo
- <ChaosOverdose> ooooo a little nipplage
- <ChaosOverdose> I'll allow it!
- <Scrodamoon> i dont even know what they are worth i just got a GC i traded a futon for it
- <Scrodamoon> lol
- <English_MoN> hahahahahah!!!!!!
- <Scrodamoon> which i payed nothing for
- <Scrodamoon> i build wood ones but this was a metal one
- <Scrodamoon> lol
- <PPP> MENTION ME ON YOUR PAGE!
- <PPP> haha
- <PPP> damn drinking. do you drink!
- <PPP> ?!
- Tribute To Master Of Noodles
What can we say, about Master Of Noodles. He was a bright young flower...just waiting to blossom into a beautiful creation. Sadly, video games took over his innocent young mind, warping it, twisting it, and destroying it into a hidous, sick and twisted domain for every foul thing known to the existance of evil!
Yet, Master Of Noodles, will forever life...in our hearts. Loved by all! Hated...by many. Yes, many people were quite jealous of his glorious nipples, his long, flowing chest hair, and his massive monster farts. Those...were my favorites. Sadly, his Assblaster will no longer be enjoyed, and wafted in, as the young, innocent, sparkling life that was, Master Of Noodles...is no more.
Master Of Noodles. You will live forever, in our hearts, our dreams, and our gastric discharges.
We'll remember you always, Master Of Noodles.
YOUR MY BOY MoN!!!
*Taps play slowely in the background. Fog rolls in dramaticly. Beautiful women are weeping everywhere.*
*A solitary box, is lauched into the air, exploding into thousands of noodles, all soaked in gasoline, and set ablaze. Thousands of firery noodles fall slowely around the gathering, in an umbrella effect, protecting the resting place of their Master...forever.*